Torrid Try on Haul | 560 ellbees - 08/15/19

[Pepper Jack]

560 ellbees is a laaaahhhhh

1:28 - She bought Torrid underwear for the first time. Look at how big they are

 

[Twinkie]

re thumbnail: See, I know those were ass wings and not real ass

 

[Pepper Jack]

re thumbnail: See, I know those were ass wings and not real ass

When she takes that top and pants off, that shelf ass is going to fly out and smack the back of her knees.

 

[Aldora]

Torrid should send a cease and desist, for making their clothes look so bad.

 

[Make Believe]

Her arms! Fuck.

 

[ADHD]

Archive:

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

@RemoveKebab I've deleted my thread as it seems we lidurrally posted at same time

Can't believe Albert is still claiming 560 - sorry m'aam, I have eyes, and they work!

 

[Snusmumriken]

Her ass alone is 560 pounds.

Why are all her clothes so incredibly wrinkly? They still have the tag on them but it’s like they’ve been heaped into a drawer for weeks.

 

[raritycunt]

Oh we've reached the "shake my fupa for extra cash" part of her cycle

 

[Chihiro]

those underwear look huge but they look way too small for her.

 

[CindyChafe]

Expectation:



Reality:



What is up with her shelf ass situation?



ETA: Tell us again, Amber, how you don’t need any help wiping your own ass.

 

[Chaos Is Me]

Wow, a video without ads??? Guess even she couldn’t think of anything else to say for 2 more minutes to be able to stuff ads into the video just like she stuffs her fat ass body in clothes during these hauls.

 

[MG 620]

What is up with her shelf ass situation?

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I see a smug smiley face there. How fitting.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

This bitches fupa double gunt "situation" got me today.

 

[ADHD]

Her undies:

I'll be amazed if these fit over her shelf.
Edit: Well shit, she could have gotten them as a thong. There's no way to be sure.

Edit: I wonder if Amy Slaton knows these exist. And holy fuck, why the hell do these exist? There's no way the women buying them have asses that look like the model.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

None of that shit fits her. The sleeves are straining and cutting into her fat, you can see the lines of her bra and it looks like she's about to go Hulk and rip through the back and shoulders. She's lost her mind if she thinks anyone believes she'll fit in that underwear. There's not a fabric on earth that'll stretch that much.

 

[Zoboomafoo]

You can literally see the fabric straining to not completely bust open

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Expectation:

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Reality:

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What is up with her shelf ass situation?

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Bruh, that slip and dress are barely holding it together.

Why are all her clothes so incredibly wrinkly? They still have the tag on them but it’s like they’ve been heaped into a drawer for weeks.

Others have suspected that she buys torrid en masse and then saves packages to pull out for a haul/try-on video whenever she needs extra feeder bucks. She probably just throws the packages into a heap on the floor instead of setting them flat on a shelf.

Torrid should send a cease and desist, for making their clothes look so bad.

Not as long as dumb reddit hoes keep buying them to flex on Amberlynn.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Torrid Underware, more like Horrid amirite boys

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

She’s picking and pulling on the clothes knowing they’re too small for her. Who’s she trying to fool? We have working eyes, gorl. 560 elbees....right.