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Her upper arm is bigger than her head.
Watching her move is so sad and horrifying yet I can't look away....
Torrid Try on Haul | 560 ellbees - 08/15/19
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Watching her move is so sad and horrifying yet I can't look away....
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- Mar 28, 2019
Her upper arm is bigger than her head.
She be doin' the Amber Weeble Wobble!
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- May 29, 2019
those elbow tits are looking good
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- Mar 15, 2019
Because size 5 sounds daintier.
Imagine. Size XXXXXXXXX+L5 being daintier than your actual size. She has genuinely outfatted human clothing at this point.
AlabamaWhitman
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Underwear try on or get OUT Amber
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- Jan 4, 2019
her ass is so big that the shirt gets stuck on it
A shirt on a normal person would go over their butt but Amber's caboose is so big that the shirt gets stuck on the top like curtains over a shelf
A shirt on a normal person would go over their butt but Amber's caboose is so big that the shirt gets stuck on the top like curtains over a shelf
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She looks really expectional when she claps her hands like that (like a sped).
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Unfortunately, ads are there. One loaded saying 1 of 2.
Its not a tumor it'sa muuuscle
deformation at its peak
Them thigh rolls peeked out
And again
Thats as far back as she can reach, look at the strain
realizing the lord has forsaken you
Stop. Also, shes so flush from moving around her skintone matches the dress lol
L_I_F_T_E_D
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TORRID TRY ON HAUL | 560 POUNDS - 8/15/2019 (Day 58 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
(So, she's claiming to be 560 elbees for these outfits, but we have no date and she spent most of the current 10-day cycle of "weighing in" above 570)
TORRID HAUL.
- Pink Dress (size 5) - try-on FAILED, ass-shelf ahoy, "disgusting"
- Purple Floral Shirt (size unknown) - try-on "positive", ass-shelf prevents shirt from normalcy in the back
- Dinosaur Underwear (size unknown) - no try-on (Sorry, fetishists.)
- Black Dress (same as Pink, but size 4) - no try-on, knew it would fail from pink version in larger size
- Dog-Print Dress (size 5) - try-on claims "fits"; the black color hides the fabric's dying-situation.
- Pink Color Dress (that she doesn't believe is pink, but is an idiot, size 4) - try-on reveals "it has pockets"; fabric is literally dying to be on her skin, if you can fully see the outline of the dinge-bra, it is not fitting right.
- Polka-Dot Dress (size 5) - try-on claims "fits", same ass-shelf ugly situation in the back
- Cat-Print Dress ("favorite", size 4) - try-on is a "heck yeah"; but the fabric "on top" is thin enough and stretched enough to reveal bra situation. Because it's a size 4.
- Everything that doesn't fit, she still keeps because SHE HAS HOPE it will fit someday.
- "Should I jig? Should I dance?" (Right, like she didn't have to take breathing breaks in-between these shots of her having to stand up. Was kind of expecting to see the lighting change as the day wore on - like our patience with our gorl.)
- Yup, by the time we hit Dog-Print, "the day is almost over".
- Lights flicker at Cat-Print try-on. The "ghosts" are upset over the "cleavage" (but we all know it's the spirit of Dingy-Bra trying to escape its sad, forced existence of having to be stuck to the HamBeast.
- Hamber! It's only "see-through" because you have stretched the fabric to the point that it no longer functions as fabric!
- Hamber is EXHAUSTED and OUT OF BREATH from this experience.
- EnvironmentLynn cares about the plastic trash, not her trash existence.
TL;DR: TORRID HAUL. SKIP.
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
(So, she's claiming to be 560 elbees for these outfits, but we have no date and she spent most of the current 10-day cycle of "weighing in" above 570)
TORRID HAUL.
- Pink Dress (size 5) - try-on FAILED, ass-shelf ahoy, "disgusting"
- Purple Floral Shirt (size unknown) - try-on "positive", ass-shelf prevents shirt from normalcy in the back
- Dinosaur Underwear (size unknown) - no try-on (Sorry, fetishists.)
- Black Dress (same as Pink, but size 4) - no try-on, knew it would fail from pink version in larger size
- Dog-Print Dress (size 5) - try-on claims "fits"; the black color hides the fabric's dying-situation.
- Pink Color Dress (that she doesn't believe is pink, but is an idiot, size 4) - try-on reveals "it has pockets"; fabric is literally dying to be on her skin, if you can fully see the outline of the dinge-bra, it is not fitting right.
- Polka-Dot Dress (size 5) - try-on claims "fits", same ass-shelf ugly situation in the back
- Cat-Print Dress ("favorite", size 4) - try-on is a "heck yeah"; but the fabric "on top" is thin enough and stretched enough to reveal bra situation. Because it's a size 4.
- Everything that doesn't fit, she still keeps because SHE HAS HOPE it will fit someday.
- "Should I jig? Should I dance?" (Right, like she didn't have to take breathing breaks in-between these shots of her having to stand up. Was kind of expecting to see the lighting change as the day wore on - like our patience with our gorl.)
- Yup, by the time we hit Dog-Print, "the day is almost over".
- Lights flicker at Cat-Print try-on. The "ghosts" are upset over the "cleavage" (but we all know it's the spirit of Dingy-Bra trying to escape its sad, forced existence of having to be stuck to the HamBeast.
- Hamber! It's only "see-through" because you have stretched the fabric to the point that it no longer functions as fabric!
- Hamber is EXHAUSTED and OUT OF BREATH from this experience.
- EnvironmentLynn cares about the plastic trash, not her trash existence.
TL;DR: TORRID HAUL. SKIP.
ChubbyChaser
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Ain’t no way in hell is home gorl a 26/28. I don’t know why she insists on buying clothes that are waaaaay too small. Woman Within goes up to a size 40, she might be able to find some new pants that fit. Other Youtubers 250+ lbs lighter than hambeast wear a size 5 or 6 at Torrid and it doesn’t look like a sausage casing. Dresses aren’t shirts AL.
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Whatthefuck
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I honestly don't think I've ever seen her look worse. This is flat out depressing. That pink dress thing? Fuck no sis. That ain't the ticket. Bitch, you look like an overstuffed sausage casing. Is she doing this on purpose? Surely she has to know she looks like fucking fried dog shit.
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Can anyone explain to me what's even slightly kyuuute about a 600lb grown woman wanting dresses covered in cats/dogs that even a toddler would baulk at?
Even if these are folded in half, I'll never believe these are fitting around Albert's shelf
She really thinks she's hot shit
Idk, I've just been so irritated by this hog the last couple of days, not even been able to laugh!
I nearly threw my phone when she screeched 'yaaaas! It fits' - if by 'fits' you mean it looks like you've sprayed it on, the seams are holding on by an act of God, and you look like a sausage about to burst it's casing, then yes ok Amber it 'fits'
Even if these are folded in half, I'll never believe these are fitting around Albert's shelf
She really thinks she's hot shit
Idk, I've just been so irritated by this hog the last couple of days, not even been able to laugh!
I nearly threw my phone when she screeched 'yaaaas! It fits' - if by 'fits' you mean it looks like you've sprayed it on, the seams are holding on by an act of God, and you look like a sausage about to burst it's casing, then yes ok Amber it 'fits'
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I've seen that shape before...
Holy shit you are what you eat!!!
Captain Ahab
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No fucking way that underwear is gonna fit.
Also,
Also,
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The way she pinches at the material is so annoying
literally low-key
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- Apr 12, 2018
First of all the dress that she says looks insane and absolutely disgusting (her words) is the dress she uses for the thumbnail. I don't get it.
There are no clothes that fit that body the way they were made to fit. They are actually too big and too small at the same time. She is so short but wider than she is tall. Those clothes, in that size, were made for someone taller and not as wide. It's a joke the way the sleeves fit all bunched up around her shoulders. How does she get her arms through those tight sleeves? It must be painful!
She has no discernible neck or shoulders or elbows.
She needs to start wearing muumuus. Get rid of those god damn leggings and that bra!!!!!!!
There are no clothes that fit that body the way they were made to fit. They are actually too big and too small at the same time. She is so short but wider than she is tall. Those clothes, in that size, were made for someone taller and not as wide. It's a joke the way the sleeves fit all bunched up around her shoulders. How does she get her arms through those tight sleeves? It must be painful!
She has no discernible neck or shoulders or elbows.
She needs to start wearing muumuus. Get rid of those god damn leggings and that bra!!!!!!!
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She's still a quarter-ton though. Also, her forearm is bigger than a daschund or wiener dog! 
Whatthefuck
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This bitch is 600 elbees if she's one ounce. I don't know what delusion juice she's drinking, but we've all got fucking eyes. I can't even understand why she'd lie about something so obvious except that it's her default position. She can't move well at all. We are officially housebound and nearly immobile. Grim, but regardless of whatever dreck she wants to flood her channel with nothing changes that basic fact.She's still a quarter-ton though. Also, her forearm is bigger than a daschund or wiener dog!