TORRID TRY-ON + TARGET HAUL - 6/20/2018

[Wilford Brimley]

I would give anything to see AL in LA. The Real Hillbillies of Beverly Hills.

That would actually be comical. She'd have to be on foot. We all know that isnt going to happen. And she would actually have to make 10,000 bucks a month to afford the same lifestyle.

 

[pickleniggo]

Almost didn't see her there!

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See who? That’s a picture of a battle tank.

 

[Ellana]

Is she trolling us haydurs or playing into the feeders?

 

[BINGE MONSTER]

I am sorry you guise. This is all my fault.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

"SCREENSHOT THIS, HAYDUHHHHS"
i gotchu, gorl

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Never looked at or posted on the Amberlynn board before so I have no idea who she is. But I saw that and I fear I may be scarred for life. That's the last thing you see before death by asphyxiation or crushing.

 

[thejackal]

Imagine the snail trail she left on the ottoman after being all sweaty walking around the mall.

 

[Zebedee]

12 journals. She bought 12 journals.

Amberlynn, you don't eat journals you silly goose.

 

[pickleniggo]

Is she trolling us haydurs or playing into the feeders?

Why not both?
I’m beginning to believe she honestly thinks she’s trolling us by killing herself. Amber, just make sure you younow your impending massive heart attack after a full month of three meals a day at restaurant chains.

 

[Chris Fucking Pratt]

From Cheesecake Factory:
Orange Chicken plate: 1800 kcal
Double rice instead of the veggies: 200 kcal
Bowl of vanilla ice cream: 750 kcal
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From TGIF:
Salmon with mashed potatoes and veggies: 610 kcal
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Total for what she showed us this day : 3360 kcal

 

[thejackal]

Why not both?
I’m beginning to believe she honestly thinks she’s trolling us by killing herself. Amber, just make sure you younow your impending massive heart attack after a full month of three meals a day at restaurant chains.

The ultimate troll. She'll probably put on her headstone a kissy faced emoji.

 

[C3PBRO]

Spoiler: Anime Autism

Do you guys think that the reason Amberlynn never removes her pants is because if she did it would cause an Akira-level flesh blob explosion that would destroy us all?

 

[Teaspoon]

Cheeks so THICC she got a permanent frown.

 

[Rebel Scum]

Is there a dead pool on this bitch yet? I'm gonna say 6 months. Feeling generous.

 

[Not me]

Amberlynn, you don't eat journals you silly goose.

not YET

 

[FitBitch]

"SCREENSHOT THIS, HAYDUHHHHS"
i gotchu, gorl

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She looks exactly like this bed-bound 50-something I used to take care of, long hair, unwashed skin and all, she's just missing an oxygen tank and never changing out of her hospital gown.

She's half the age and the two look identical.

 

[RG 448]

Fat

 

[Zebedee]

not YET

Well the way I hear it, paper contains a lot of fibre.

It's good for the bowels if anything.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

 

[Owlflaps]

 

[Salade Nicoise]

You know what really fucking bugged me? Buying such monstrously large toys for a chihuahua. Poor fucking animal can't pick up and play or fetch those things in its mouth - not that anyone plays with Twinks