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TORRID TRY-ON + TARGET HAUL - 6/20/2018
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I can't believe she was hungry after just a few hours after eating at the Cheesecake Factory... I know her stomach is stretched out but does that mean it also empties out that fast? She probably had another dessert after TGIF also
Maybe her skin doesn't feel much or has numbed out. It's probably cutting off some circulation though.
Maybe her skin doesn't feel much or has numbed out. It's probably cutting off some circulation though.
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I didn’t watch yesterday’s video either. Didn’t someone say they had takeout boxes from Cheesecake Factory? How big can a stomach be to eat constantly like that?
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Look at her preening in the camera trying on giant clothes like she looks good lol
She's so beautiful, y'all!
"She's (Becky) not into hitlist music like at all" She just wore a Blink 182 shirt the other day and The Misfits aren't exactly underground, foh
She constantly asks her if she's excited about shit, "Are you excited about your purchases?" Becky is not excited about anything! You've successfully sucked the life out of her like you did with Destiny toward the end. Congrats.
"My weight gain, has definitely like, I, I can't walk in the mall like I used to, like I get so tired so easily and it's just really eye opening..."
She was JUST doing her Fitbit and calulated quite a bit of steps every single day. I have a hard time believing an extra 10 to 15 pounds has now made it so she can't walk period without a scooter. She's just lazy. Unless the whole Fitbit phase was a lie and she never did those steps.
"Screenshot this hadurs!" Thanks for the shoutout to us at the Farms that you definitely, totally don't visit every day!
"There's like this weird thing where people think I don't write a lot". That might be because you recorded yourself a few months back saying you don't write anymore and need to get back into that. We don't have the 2 second memory of goldfish, Amber, that's how we can catch you in so many of your lies. They're all documented, smart one.
Beefcaaaaake!
"This is not why I got this journal, I got it because it's so thick, the thicker the better. Me, hun!"
Why though? More pages to not write in? I don't get it.
And please don't consider yourself, "thick". You went past "thick" about 350 pounds ago.
She must have spent about 100 dollars just in journals. And she thinks she doesn't have a problem?
"Whoopi Sister Act Two" lol Whoopi is the actress in the movie, that's not part of the name of the movie, dumbass. Yes, I'm being petty with this one, but I mean, come the fuck on.
She's so beautiful, y'all!
"She's (Becky) not into hitlist music like at all" She just wore a Blink 182 shirt the other day and The Misfits aren't exactly underground, foh
She constantly asks her if she's excited about shit, "Are you excited about your purchases?" Becky is not excited about anything! You've successfully sucked the life out of her like you did with Destiny toward the end. Congrats.
"My weight gain, has definitely like, I, I can't walk in the mall like I used to, like I get so tired so easily and it's just really eye opening..."
She was JUST doing her Fitbit and calulated quite a bit of steps every single day. I have a hard time believing an extra 10 to 15 pounds has now made it so she can't walk period without a scooter. She's just lazy. Unless the whole Fitbit phase was a lie and she never did those steps.
"Screenshot this hadurs!" Thanks for the shoutout to us at the Farms that you definitely, totally don't visit every day!
"There's like this weird thing where people think I don't write a lot". That might be because you recorded yourself a few months back saying you don't write anymore and need to get back into that. We don't have the 2 second memory of goldfish, Amber, that's how we can catch you in so many of your lies. They're all documented, smart one.
Beefcaaaaake!
"This is not why I got this journal, I got it because it's so thick, the thicker the better. Me, hun!"
Why though? More pages to not write in? I don't get it.
And please don't consider yourself, "thick". You went past "thick" about 350 pounds ago.
She must have spent about 100 dollars just in journals. And she thinks she doesn't have a problem?
"Whoopi Sister Act Two" lol Whoopi is the actress in the movie, that's not part of the name of the movie, dumbass. Yes, I'm being petty with this one, but I mean, come the fuck on.
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Those calves are the same size or even bigger than a waist on an average, healthy weight 5'3 woman.
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Her idea of Los Angeles is so funny. Does she think everyone is just running around with a camera, getting tons of money on their YouTube channel, with 10 ring lights set up in their house?
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According to Torrid's website, this is a swing dress. So it's supposed to be loose and flow-y, not tight as a fitted tank top.
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Amber thinks The Ramones are probably an underground band. She'd probably cry herself to tears if someone played a Black Flag or Prong record for her.
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And you know that bish didn't shower before hauling her shelf book ass to Torrid. All I can say is thank goodness she bought everything she tried on.
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Anything that isn’t garbage pop is underground to Amber
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Interesting choice of plushies.
Riddle me this: what do rabbits, chinese take-out, squid and avocado all have in common?
Riddle me this: what do rabbits, chinese take-out, squid and avocado all have in common?
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Her smug face when trying on the clothes
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I love how our gorl tries to hide her front blob with that stretched out cardigan
So dainty uwu
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Hahaha.. that bench is supposed to fit a person, a purse/bag and most people put the clothes that they've worn in, while trying on the others on the bench and there's really only room for her body.
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I thought she almost called it a poop bun lol
Do you get brown elbows from diabetes or is it her filth?
The closeup in starbucks showed how disgusting her teeth are
Do you get brown elbows from diabetes or is it her filth?
The closeup in starbucks showed how disgusting her teeth are
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Their relationship is just plain weird. 
It's more like a mom taking her 16 year old sped son to a special outings.
"Are you excited Becky? Do you want to show them what you bought Becky? Are you happy Becky?". I just keep waiting for her to continue "If you are a good boy today and eat all your food and veggies I'll let you stay up late and watch 2 extra Naruto episodes before it's beddy-bye time! And tomorrow you can choose an extra collection of Nickelodoen and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stickers for your chuute wall collages. Does that sound like fun pumpkin? Does it?"
And why on earth did they feel the need to "surprise" Erick and Ricky and even their dogs with shirts and toys? Are they hoping Amber putting on the role of the sugar mama of the house it will keep Ricky from not hauling her gargantuan ass to the curb?
It's more like a mom taking her 16 year old sped son to a special outings. "Are you excited Becky? Do you want to show them what you bought Becky? Are you happy Becky?". I just keep waiting for her to continue "If you are a good boy today and eat all your food and veggies I'll let you stay up late and watch 2 extra Naruto episodes before it's beddy-bye time! And tomorrow you can choose an extra collection of Nickelodoen and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stickers for your chuute wall collages. Does that sound like fun pumpkin? Does it?"
And why on earth did they feel the need to "surprise" Erick and Ricky and even their dogs with shirts and toys? Are they hoping Amber putting on the role of the sugar mama of the house it will keep Ricky from not hauling her gargantuan ass to the curb?
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Look how fun and carefree it looks on the model, she's really playing up the motion in the skirt. It's basically hugging every roll on AL's body so it's more like a wrapping paper or sausage casing than a flirty, loose-fitting dress.Here’s a side by side, to make it even sadder.
