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Todd Daugherty would fit in really well here. His thread is pretty inactive though, only gaining traction whenever Todd himself decides to come on and explain how the possession of CP charges he's currently facing are totally unlawful and that he dindu nuffin.
 
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What makes a tough guy?
  • They're not afraid of attention on the Internet. In fact, they welcome it! Despite having busy, successful careers, they have plenty of time to put down losers on Twitter.
  • Every L is a W. Actually, they never lose. They're too tough to lose. You thought something was humiliating to them? Wrong again, stalker.
  • Mess with the lolbull, get the lolhorns. These tough guys are going to get people put in cyberjail. Talking online? That's a felony, child. Enjoy prison!
  • Women can be tough guys too. It's 2023 - you really think being misogynistic is tough?
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I look forward to Ethan Ralph and Keffals's threads joining the new board.
 
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This is great, it's separating the intentional assholes out from the genuinely mentally ill; that's the difference that Pat brings, he doesn't have to act like that, he chooses to.

May I suggest that anyone with a Youtube show or podcast should be excluded since that shows that they're still able to produce output? Pat, Shane, etc. are too Twitter-addicted to do any productive work. It's more important to correcTt the record than remain a published author. Substack doesn't count because it's basically just their long Twitter threads in paragraphs.
 
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love this board idea. i have a cow i've been vaguely planning to write about for a while, who i think will be a perfect fit for this new board. i'll get writing this weekend. his name is Decca Heggie, i'm sure a couple of you have heard of him.
pls no one snipe my thread idea i beg u thanks
 
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It's still in PG but Jon Frimann definitely counts. Pativerse cow who claims to be a superhacker, has spent the last 2 years claiming that the cyber-police are going to arrest everyone he doesn't like and put them in supermax ultraprison forever (he says Null will get 500 years for vague and unspecified crimes), constantly tags in law enforcement agencies on Twitter to the point where he laments that the FBI won't act on his hot tips for some reason. But in reality:

- Doesn't know how to open an SQL database
- Doesn't know how to convert it to something he can open despite clear instructions being a google search away
- Thinks that Interpol extradite people for lolsuits
- Literally admitted that he can't tie his own shoelaces
- Autist who has been thrown out of every volcanology group on the internet for his lack of expertise and huge ego
- Took the Navy Seal copypasta literally
- Writes terrible self-insert stories where he's a badass cop who doesn't play by the rules
- Serial E-begger on benefits
- 66GB porn collection
- Incel
- Fat
- Retard

The only reason he doesn't have a back-and-forth with his critics is that nobody bothers engaging with him even to troll him.

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ItCouldBeWorse said:
Edit: Bit of an odd ball suggestion but I think Andrew Tate would be a good pick for this board.
He is a quintessential high profile Internet tough guy, who had numerous back and forths with people online (Including Greta Thunberg believe it or not) and never admits to any kind of loss as he is too "alpha" to lose.
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i second this. tate definitely would be at home here
 
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Ralph should definitely be immortalized here in some way after his looming (un)timely demise.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Oh, I agree 100%. He has given many good reasons not to create a Patboard, like for instance Owen sometimes taking things too far, or even a reason as simple as "I don't want to". These are reasonable. But insisting that Pat doesn't create enough content is just being stubborn.
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Attention dear Members of the Patverse: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Please do not - I repeat - DO NOT stop being fat mongoloids! This is NOT the time to acquire reasonable thinking and emotional skills!

Otherwise I'll have to say "I'm sorry, I was wrong". And like Patrick, Shame and Jackie, I flat out refuse to accept reality and the consequences of my actions!

Thank you.
 
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I know Animal Control and Stinkditch have threads for posting examples of lulzy behavior that doesn't merit a full thread. I'd like a thread for Tough Guys Posting Tough Ls or Testosterone Fueled Moments or Lolhorns Gotten or something.
Edit: ITGs are one of my favorite things to encounter in the wild. There's a reason the navy seal copypasta is a classic. These guys are so funny.
 
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Ryan Dawson deserves a thread here. I tried writing an OP on him but admittedly it was kinda shite (mainly cos I don’t know all the lore on him considering he’s been a fight me bro kinda sperg since 2002)
 
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