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Would Hotwheels fit in here? He used to enjoy threatening detractors, now he mainly passive-aggressively posts disgusting furry art commissions at people he likes & dislikes. He’s currently located in Lolcow proper, and if anything, he’s more of a schizoid these days. He did cross my mind though, as sometimes he goes on for days about someone or something that wronged him years ago, in his own mind, usually. I think of him as a maybe. He has the Dunning Kruger bit down, & meets most all the criteria in various ways.
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Would Hotwheels fit in here? He used to enjoy threatening detractors, now he mainly passive-aggressively posts disgusting furry art commissions at people he likes & dislikes. He’s currently located in Lolcow proper, and if anything, he’s more of a schizoid these days. He did cross my mind though, as sometimes he goes on for days about someone or something that wronged him years ago, in his own mind, usually. I think of him as a maybe. He has the Dunning Kruger bit down, & meets most all the criteria in various ways.
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He is a former prominent member of DropKiwiFarms, an associate of Kirtaner (having recently bought 420chan from him), and in the same semi-orbit as Jackie (if my memory is correct).
 
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I recommend Tyree Sneed, although his thread is kind of dead. He still makes content. Currently trying to save up money for a moped so he can turn it into a batcycle and fight crime in the streets.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I just want to say that the first time I ever encountered this copy-pasta was in a thread on this site. It had something to do with weeb wars, it was a thread for a bodyguard who was ex special forces in the military. He joined the forum and began posting in his own thread about how we're going to jail because his daughter's school was discussed and he has security clearance. Minors and national security was why he shouldn't be discussed, he said.

Then someone dropped this in a reply to him. It was such a wild ride to read for the first time.

The best part was his reaction, he took it completely seriously.

The person who posted the copy pasta responded again and said he was Don Shippley.

It was one of the times I laughed the hardest ever in my life.
 
I can see this very thread is going to give me plenty of tips on which cows I should read up on next. Thanks Null.
 
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Almost forgot about Neal Rauhauser, an ancient nemesis of the Farms who cyberstalks people and pals around with actual domestic terrorists.
 
Should we maybe add every body who has sued the forums? Or should it just be the “I WILL END YOU” type of cows?
 
Should we maybe add every body who has sued the forums? Or should it just be the “I WILL END YOU” type of cows?
suing the forums is just normal shit; ITGs are for tough guys who sperg out on everyone (like pat); not people who are more defined by some other aspect (being tranny, being chris, being ralph, being fat)
 
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