Trading the forex fully automated martingale

funny video.

this position is now ready to close.

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when my bot is approaching the price it wants to close at, this is the audio that it plays..



new position opened

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dumbledore said:
What is that sound and meaning does it have to you? Seems like an odd choice.
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that sound is the banks crying cuz they are about to get robbed.

video: bank heist joker



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i am sitting in a starbucks.

blew up my car's alternator... super difficult to get out to replace it.. no room to get it out without removing some major parts..

my car's air conditioner has been destroyed for a while, so i can easily use a wheel grinder to remove some of the aluminum (are they aluminum?) a/c lines... there is a tall aluminum canister by my firewall.. i am assuming that since a couple of lines are all disconnected from an a/c radiator thingy that the freon has been gone already.. there should be no risk of explosion.. its always good to use much caution and not cause any kind of explosion.

if i just take my wheel grinder and start cutting those aluminum lines, then i think that i should have enough room to get my alternator removed and replaced.

i might try to see if there are some brushes/etc that need cleaning up/etc before i purchase a new alternator, which
will cost almost $300.

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i told my bot to start setting a takeprofit.

almost ready to hit takeprofit.

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if i ever am able to buy a house, i am going to hire john wayne gacy to remodel the place.

i hear he also performs as a clown for children.

sounds like a really nice man.

video: david parker ray sex tape


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new position opened

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some people at starbucks smell like flowers or candy...

i am not one of those people.

my shoes are dirty.

my pants smell like piss.

i have a lingering body smell.

fuck hygiene.

i am busy working on a math project

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position update

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my risk model:

//gogo
double wantlots=0;
double baselots=0.01;

double mx1=1;
double mx2=2;

if(pos> 1) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 2) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 3) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 4) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 5) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 6) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 7) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 8) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 9) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos>10) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>11) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>12) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>13) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>14) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>15) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>16) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>17) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>18) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>19) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>20) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>21) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>22) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>23) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>24) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>25) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>26) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>27) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);

//wantlots=0;

if(GlobalVariableCheck("DISABLED")) wantlots=0;
//if(AccountMargin()==0 && pos<40) wantlots=0;
//if(AccountMargin()==0) wantlots=0;
//GlobalVariableDel("DISABLED");

if(AccountFreeMargin()<(AccountBalance()*0.10)) wantlots=0;

slight modification:

double mx1=1;
double mx2=3;

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position update:

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1978 Moody 42 CC Ketch - $13,000​

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it wont be long now..

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if i could manage to take a 5% profit per day, that is 25% per week and 100% per month.

in one year, i would multiply my initial account size by 1,000 times.

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video: carl sagan - cosmos


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risk model modified

//gogo
double wantlots=0;
double baselots=0.01;

double mx1=1;
double mx2=3;

if(pos> 2) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 4) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 6) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos> 8 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if(pos>10) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>11) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>12) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>13) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>14) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>15) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>16) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>17) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>18 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>19) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>20) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>21) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>22) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>23) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>24) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>25) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>26) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if(pos>27) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);

//wantlots=0;

if(GlobalVariableCheck("DISABLED")) wantlots=0;
//if(AccountMargin()==0 && pos<40) wantlots=0;
//if(AccountMargin()==0) wantlots=0;
//GlobalVariableDel("DISABLED");

if(AccountFreeMargin()<(AccountBalance()*0.10)) wantlots=0;
 
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Lichen Bark said:
I just need to know......are the trades open? I need to know when they are open and when they are closed.
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trades are open

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microchip.com makes the bomb single chip computers and their dev boards are nice.


risk model modified

//gogo
double wantlots=0;
double baselots=0.01;

double mx1=1;
double mx2=5;

if( pos> 2 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if( pos> 4 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if( pos> 6 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if( pos> 8 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx1);
if( pos>10 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>11 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>12 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>13 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>14 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>15 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>16 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>17 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>18 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>19 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>20 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>21 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>22 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>23 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>24 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>25 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>26 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);
if( pos>27 ) wantlots+=(baselots*mx2);

//wantlots=0;

if(GlobalVariableCheck("DISABLED")) wantlots=0;
//if(AccountMargin()==0 && pos<40) wantlots=0;
//if(AccountMargin()==0) wantlots=0;
//GlobalVariableDel("DISABLED");

if(AccountFreeMargin()<(AccountBalance()*0.10)) wantlots=0;

i have worked on so many variations of this calculation.

this present math model that i am looking at now, i have been working on it for more than a dozen years.

i remember when i first saw it, i thought no... no way... but i just couldnt put my finger onto what this thing is..

how does it work? what? not possible..

and so i would just sit there and stare at these numbers...

i have been staring at this nonsense for a minute..

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did you notice that there are no candlesticks or line graph on this chart?

yup.

i am flying blind.

note:

blue line = breakeven

white line = target price


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i found an inexpensive grinder with which i will remove a few air conditioner lines under the hood of my car so that i can more easily remove and replace my alternator.



one hour zoom meeting starting now, with my android metatrader 4 shared on screen.

meeting id: 499 672 1744

passcode: V5N6TZ

wouldnt it be interesting to feed this entire thread into an AI engine and ask it what i am doing here.

there is one person in my zoom chat.

and now he is gone.

ok, i am gonna need to break down and rinse out my panties..

i am starting to smell like i shit my pants.

but i hate to waste laundry soap, cuz i am trying to reduce my carbon footprint.

my girlfriend doesnt seem to mind, she says i have an "earthy" smell and taste.

love is blind.

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Mankirk said:
Can you record the session for later viewing?
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no.

Devious Dave said:
Hi
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hello to you, sir.

it is time now to raise some capital.

but first i gotta wash out my panties and take a bath and brush my teeth.

i need $25,000,000.00

i smell so bad it is starting to affect my ability to breathe.

i could just start wearing a breathing apparatus like a moon suit like they wear on those nuclear disaster movies.

the zoom meeting ends in ten minutes.
 
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Devious Dave said:
I'll fucking end you
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ok, i surrender.. dont hurt me.

you can have my code.

take it.

just dont hurt me.

fk.


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omg, dave is a mob boss.. for real.

when i was younger, i was befriended by the biggest narcos in mexico..

for really for real,

one time one guy asked me if i know who they are...

yes, i said, i think i have a good idea...

he told me that if i fuck around that they would kill me..

i understand, i said to him..

as long as you understand, he said, and he smiled at me..

i trust them much more than i trust you forum rats.

they are men of honor, they do what they say they are going to do.

you fucktards aint worth half a shit.

dave the mob boss lives with his mother.
 
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