Eating and bathing in cow shit and drinking cow piss is pretty damn vile but nice profits bro
FYI I didn't really do that, I was just pretending.
And I'm not a mongoloid either.. on my mother's side of the family we are Norwegian and on my father's side of the family we were Nazi Germans..
I have nerves of steel.. people trying to wind me up pretty much can't do it.. I will throw it right back at them but I'll be so gentle about it that when I'm done they will be running out of the room like they're freaking head is on fire.
I'm just trying to wrap up a 20-year project.
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I want you to know that I'm actually very proud of my mamadied recording of a phone call with a Medicare telemarketer.. they were calling me like 5 6 7 times a day and they wouldn't stop for months and so finally I just you know how I recorded that I put up JBL flip4 barrel speaker and I and I answered the phone on that and I had another Android sitting beside it with an MP3 player recording it and the phone call just sort of went off really well..
So this guy calls me to hook me up with Medicare and I explained to him that my mother is dead in the kitchen and she's strapped to a chair and she's leaking fluids and I just want to get her buried and I don't mind if we just use a U-Haul and get her the hell out of here.. I told him that maybe somebody hit her with a shovel maybe somebody pushed her maybe she hit her head I don't know but I told him we don't really need to get the cops involved in this do we?
The funny thing was that this guy's on the phone with me thinking that my mother is dead in the kitchen tied to a chair and he still keeps trying to sell me his services..
If you notice in the video or in the audio I say we could just use a U-Haul I say I'm looking for a bargain and he thought I said ball game, lol..
Current expected profit $533 (33%)