حلال TranLord - Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs

[MerriedManJr]

Wow. What a revolutionary. I especially like the way you imply that people who don't approve of dogfucking are hypocrites. You're paving the way for positive social progress by revealing your dogfucking prowess to an unsuspecting forum. #milkbones #yesallpoodles #gb2tumblr

 

[Frank Rizzo]

For fuck's sake. This has got to be the worst trollshield attempt I've seen since one of Vade's victims tried to re-allocate blame onto herself.

This. It seriously wouldn't shock me if Vade put this guy up to this. "Hey, you think Vade is bad? I want to fuck dogs! Talk about that to totally take the focus away from Vade!"

 

[Meowthkip]

 

[AnOminous]

Wow. Never seen someone go from 0 to lolcow in a single post before.

PROTIP: If you are ever tempted to open a statement by saying "Let me preface this by saying [I have an atrocious fetish that makes people vomit]" you should probably reconsider.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Thread soundtrack:

Spoiler

This one is in Russian, but it is about the OP:

 

[LM 697]

He tried to make an alt account earlier today.

 

[Billy_Sama]

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I think someone needs to hide poor @Hunger Mythos. She doesn't deserve such a terrible fate.

 

[ASoulMan]

Congrats on painting a huge bullseye on your ass.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

What the shit-flipping buddha-humping mother-slapping PTSD-triggering privilege-checking baby-punching fuck?

 

[Kabobs]

I hope you're banned from being able to adopt pets.

 

[100 Whole Bepis]

But seriously dude. No.

 

[cirno]

I think the reactions in this thread is what makes it worth to get past the "what the holy hell" at the start...

 

[Uzumaki]

Now I know why I don't vist the Vade thread.
I smell a Kiwi Civil war coming up between the Tumblrs and the older posters.

Yeah this place is starting to get uncomfortably SJW. Most of the threads for lolcow "types" have people who would fit in those same categories defending that shit in them.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Will @TranLord reply to this thread? I really want a explanation as to why they'd think something like that would be appropriate to post on any forum. Especially THIS forum.

 

[Golly]

I skipped this thread in my updates first because I thought it was going to be an ironic shitpost. Why would anyone create this thread in earnest?

 

[Slowboat to China]

You know, TranLord almost had a point in the final part of the post. People can like things in fiction that they would never want in real life; pretty much all of my favorite fictional characters, for example, are huge bastards who would probably kill me if we ever actually met.

Why he chose to illustrate this by explaining how much he, personally, would like to have a sex with a dog ... That, I don't understand. It's like there's something about the Kiwi Farms that makes lolcows out themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

I skipped this thread in my updates first because I thought it was going to be an ironic shitpost. Why would anyone create this thread in earnest?

It was transplanted out of the Vade thread where it was posted because. . .honestly I have no fucking idea why someone posted this to that thread. Or at all. But it was apparently deemed worthy of its own thread.

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm really hoping that his is just a .

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

You know, TranLord almost had a point in the final part of the post. People can like things in fiction that they would never want in real life; pretty much all of my favorite fictional characters, for example, are huge bastards who would probably kill me if we ever actually met.

Why he chose to illustrate this by explaining how much he, personally, would like to have a sex with a dog ... That, I don't understand. It's like there's something about the Kiwi Farms that makes lolcows out themselves.

The Kiwi Farms carries all kinds of interesting people from all kinds of interesting places. Some of them have big skeletons in their closets. And being exposed to lolcows gives them a sense of superiority. Think of how A-Log thinks Chris is bad despite being very similar to him. It's essentially "I'm flawed and done dumb shit, but after seeing this lolcow I believe to be much better than them!" It feels good to know that, while you've done something low, someone has done something even lower and gets mocked for it.

Combine that thought with autism and you get someone thinking fantasies of fucking dogs is not as bad as some dramatic Tumblr jerk. Just bragging about being better than them is annoying enough.