🍽️ حلال TranLord - Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs

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I'm gonna preface this by saying that I like gentle missionary sex in a committed relationship with members of the opposite sex, with the lights turned off and smooth jazz in the background. Okay, I gotta say it, maybe I was too hasty with sisterfucker. After seeing Harakudoshi do the exact same thing our previous tumblristas did, I might have prejudged him. And it's beginning to look like I was wrong. Maybe he's just a guy who somehow missed what was happening in this thread and wanted to say "hey, incest isn't as bad as child molesting", and then confirmation bias led me to read too much into his little-sister-oriented fanfiction. I think I may have just accidentally eaten haram, and if so, I apologise sincerely.

Then again, maybe he's just a super-double-secret-tumblr-spy, in which case I'm not sorry at all.

Let's get back to putting the fucking nails in Chained Divinity, yeah? Right now he's trying to hide all the evidence, which is hilarious.
 
I leave this thread for an hour and then I come back to see EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT! What the HELL is wrong with you people!
 
CatParty said:
You opened up a can of worms.

Please don't try to have sex with those.
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I don't often say this, but I actually did choke on my drink on this one. I think you just tried to murder me, like Brianna Wu did to poor Jace.
 
Nuclear U-boat Admiral said:
I want to preface this by saying I like the idea of literally fucking the bloody stump of a car accident victim's leg, and...
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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
Oh yeah? Well I think people should be allowed to keep midgets as pets!
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Jeez, what's wrong with you people? I'm trying to enjoy some nice wholesome glory hole action, and it's like you want me to go limp or something. I've got a stranger to impress, dammit!
 
Sweet Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, you guys, why the fuck does this keep happening to the thread? Hasn't it suffered enough?

Dynastia said:
Let's get back to putting the fucking nails in Chained Divinity, yeah? Right now he's trying to hide all the evidence, which is hilarious.
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Is he deleting fucking everything? That would be a shame, because I want to see what kind of a flimsy response he concocts in an attempt to rebut the points in my last post.
 
What. The. Hell.

This thread never stops going, it just gets worse and worse.

Can we expect the necrophiliacs to show up or something worse?
 
fishercat said:
My money's on the horsefuckers.
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Somewhere on Tumblr, there's a wannabe /i/ 'general' wondering why xir World War 1-esque strategy of sending one freak in at a time in single file isn't working.
 
Hellblazer said:
Somewhere on Tumblr, there's a wannabe /i/ 'general' wondering why xir World War 1-esque strategy of sending one freak in at a time in single file isn't working.
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If you jinx this and we get 100 weirdos coming in at once, I'm going to be very upset.
 
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