Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Hog Grease]

2 homeless trannies create a miniature "anarchist commune" among a larger existing squatter town in the desert funded by capitalism to fight capitalism.

Thistle Daggers-Drawn​

Commence the jigglin'

CHAZ's more pathetic rot-pocket cousin. Here's hoping we will get some lols out it.

 

[Obstagoon]

Holy SHIT that sounds like absolute hell on earth. What could go wrong It's like the Tranch's Tranq addicted cousin.

I wouldn't worry. By their logic they can simply identify as people who aren't in dire circumstances.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I can't be assed to make a lolcow thread, so I figured I'd post this here instead.

2 homeless trannies create a miniature "anarchist commune" among a larger existing squatter town in the desert funded by capitalism to fight capitalism.​

Thistle Daggers-Drawn​

Commence the jigglin'

the T.R.A.N.S
Transgender residence and narcotics syndicate

 

[MetalParakeet]

Protip for those following along at home: the based wife story above is a fine example of why it's really important in a marriage for you to be able to provide for yourself and your kids. The based wife could afford to not indulge this shit, so she isn't indulging this shit. She can also afford lawyers to protect her children from the influence of this mentalist who fathered them. Compare and contrast with the hostage wives who can't leave their personal Samanthas.

Tldr: make sure you keep your independence so you can leave an abusive husband.

Which is what this fuck is. An abusive husband.

 

[Gengar]

I can't be assed to make a lolcow thread, so I figured I'd post this here instead.

2 homeless trannies create a miniature "anarchist commune" among a larger existing squatter town in the desert funded by capitalism to fight capitalism.​

Thistle Daggers-Drawn​

Commence the jigglin'

You will never be the tranch (YWNBTT)

 

[Muiikko]

Roleplaying with Minors is crazy

 

[One Quick Post]

I can't be assed to make a lolcow thread, so I figured I'd post this here instead.

2 homeless trannies create a miniature "anarchist commune" among a larger existing squatter town in the desert funded by capitalism to fight capitalism.​

Thistle Daggers-Drawn​

Commence the jigglin'

So I looked up Slab City because my first thought was "holy fuck that's like Death Valley temperatures" and turns out it's in the Sonoran Desert. It sits alongside the Mojave Desert and Death Valley and is one of the hottest deserts on Earth. It also seems that the hippie commune in GTA 5 was based on a nearby art installation called Salvation Mountain:

Worth a look around on Google Maps, especially the streetview spheres. Lots of weird shit. Here's some fun digital sightseeing I did at these crazy trannies' new home!

Hey, maybe they'll fit right in.

 

[Fapcop]

BASED TEACHER ÜBER-CUCKS POONER!


Lmao! Bless you Ma’am!


UNLEASH THE COPE!!!

“Hehehe! So embarrassing amirite guys? Just like wow! She most feel SOOO embarrassed!!”


Under the teen boy clothes, Pooners are of course women. And on occasions like this, their inner Karen springs to life:



“I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER!”

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So I looked up Slab City because my first thought was "holy fuck that's like Death Valley temperatures" and turns out it's in the Sonoran Desert. It sits alongside the Mojave Desert and Death Valley and is one of the hottest deserts on Earth. It also seems that the hippie commune in GTA 5 was based on a nearby art installation called Salvation Mountain:
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Worth a look around on Google Maps, especially the streetview spheres. Lots of weird shit. Here's some fun digital sightseeing I did at these crazy trannies' new home!
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Hey, maybe they'll fit right in.

Slab City seems to be a weird collection of misfits and people who don’t want to be found, and snow bird boomers who still think of themselves as cool kids and counter culture.

Apparently a few thousand people live there during the winter, while only a few hundred remain in the summer time.

Which kinda speaks to the whole “I might be on Social Security, but I got enough money to live elsewhere when it gets rough” aspect.

Despite the whole “off the grid” aspect and these troons trying to make a (Lul!) “anarchist commune”, the whole place is desperately reliant on the outside world.

*The biggest income source is SSDI.

*Water needs to be hauled in. Usually by some weirdo biker church apparently.

*They need to travel five miles just to get groceries.

And here’s the kicker:

*Their biggest source of income (besides gubmint gibs!) is… Tourism! Apparently it’s popular with “cool” tourists who come to gawk at the freaks, look at the famous “salvation mountain” and buy trinkets the resident hippies made out of trash or something.

When COVID hit and tourism stopped, these people were fucked.

 

[msd]

What about for the big booba? I can see this working for C and down, but once the band-cup diffence gets too great what do you do?

They have sashes for it. Usually used for cosplay when females cross play as a male character

 

[Mr.Logistics]

gird your loins

Battle diaper. That's all it looks like to me.

 

[Fareal]

Yes. By who. Who did the destroying. There's an awful lot of self-pity for someone suffering the consequences of their own actions.



Yet.

Other things the tranny has told reddit:

- He's 6' 5 and weights 280 pounds. This is a huge loss from the nearly 500 he weighed previously;
- He can only look at himself using a genderswap filter and a beauty filter on FaceApp because "muh dysphoria" i.e. he looks like what he is, which is a GIGANTIC MAN;
- the straw that broke the wifely camel's back was him wanting to be called mommy and her being very fucking clear the toddlers would only call HER mommy;
- the entire extended family on both sides are "very worried" about wife and kids and have attempted intervention with him;
- he has a mad gainer fetish and intends to gain during/post transition;
- he comes from a conservative religious family;
- works as a paramedic
- can we just imagine what the fuck a 6' 5 man that weighs 300 pounds must look like in a dress, the fucker must look absolutely fucking terrifying

 

[behindyourightnow]

Holy shit, this TIM had children?! Good riddance. Glad the wife got out of there and he didn't try to rape or murder her in retaliation.

AGPs used to be notorious for trapping women in a marriage with one or two children before "coming out." Part of it was making it harder for the woman to leave, part of it was the narcissism coming to a head when their wife started getting all the attention during pregnancy and childbirth. Nooo stop looking at her creating and nourishing new life, look at how stunning and brave I am!

These days, due to the influence of Reddit and general tranny acceptance, a lot of AGPs unwisely come out as their true selves before the woman is trapped, and then they act surprised when their fiance or girlfriend immediately packs up and leaves.

Here is another one of the soon-to-be-divorced 41-year-old's recent posts, text copy-pasted below:

Spoiler: Allah has cursed this content

My goal is to have ALL THE THICC! I want my ass, hips, and thighs to grow enough to fill out one of the wide office chairs we have at work. I want to feel both the arm rests pushing and sliding up against my fat as I sit down to work (and by "work," I mean pretend to be busy while I eat throughout the day).

The chair will let out a loud "creeeeaaaak" every time I sit up to reach for more food, and all the bits of food that fall while stuffing my face will be caught by my deep cleavage and burgeoning double belly, so that way I can gather them up and make sure nothing goes to waste, but instead goes to waist (Ha, see what I did there?). When I get up to hit the vending machine, every part of me will be jiggling due to all of my fat body parts colliding with each other as I waddle back and forth.

At the end of the work day, everyone will hear and feel me coming down the hall, as all my thicc causes heavy thuds in the floorboards that send out little vibrations with every step (it'll be just like the impact tremors in Jurassic Park ). My coworkers will all whisper and snicker to each other as they watch me wiggle and shift my way into the driver's seat of my car, pressing my double belly into the steering wheel and then having to lean my body inward so I can close the car door up against my widened lower mass.

When I get home, I'll go straight to the fridge, grab some heavy cream, and immediately replace every calorie my body spent by waddling around at work. For dinner, I'll eat enough food to feed a normal family of four, then I'll change into some loose-fitting pj's, releasing all my rolls and folds that spent all day being constrained by work attire. I'll end the night with a sundae (and by "sundae," I mean a half-gallon of ice cream with all the fixings), so that way I'll put all that time sleeping to good use turning those loose pj's into tight pj's

Moral of the story: I love gaining, I love the fat community, and I can't wait to blow up and be fat and happy

What a gross piece of shit lmao

 

[Rapunzel]

That is disgusting to read. I didn't even need a picture.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I can't be assed to make a lolcow thread, so I figured I'd post this here instead.

2 homeless trannies create a miniature "anarchist commune" among a larger existing squatter town in the desert funded by capitalism to fight capitalism.​

Thistle Daggers-Drawn​

Commence the jigglin'

So, La Zorra, the Tranch and now this. It’s almost like society wasn’t the problem here.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Battle diaper. That's all it looks like to me.

The invention of pants was a big military game changer.

- works as a paramedic

This is the most horrifying detail of all.
Because it relates to how you or I might have to interact with him.
Think about it.

 

[Poonocchio]

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So I looked up Slab City because my first thought was "holy fuck that's like Death Valley temperatures" and turns out it's in the Sonoran Desert. It sits alongside the Mojave Desert and Death Valley and is one of the hottest deserts on Earth. It also seems that the hippie commune in GTA 5 was based on a nearby art installation called Salvation Mountain:
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Worth a look around on Google Maps, especially the streetview spheres. Lots of weird shit. Here's some fun digital sightseeing I did at these crazy trannies' new home!
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Hey, maybe they'll fit right in.

New Fallout looks lit fam.

 

[melty]

Ayden stubs her toe, goes to the ER for it, is correctly called out for attention seeking by doctor.

 

[Stinkyboy]

How is describing their medical conditions “misgendering”?
Its autism and other mental illness

 

[Inside your walls]

I snatched this from tumblr, since I think it belongs here.


Doods, nothing is more manlier than caring on what position you sleep in!!




You know for a group of people that claims to know what they are, they sure rely a lot on Google
to help them find answers on how men behave to replicate that.

Spoiler: Relevant meme video

 

[Poonocchio]

I snatched this from tumblr, since I think it belongs here.
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Doods, nothing is more manlier than caring on what position you sleep in!!

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You know for a group of people that claims to know what they are, they sure rely a lot on Google
to help them find answers on how men behave to replicate that.
[/SPOILER]

These have to be more /tttt poonerish masochist shit. No way this is real. Right? If they are real bois, isn't the way they're doing these things already manly?