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“I don’t understand! It never hurt, except for the frequent times it did!”
Fucking idiot.
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Fucking idiot.
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The duality of pooners.
Pooner smug-mode: “AHKSUALLY, a lot of doctors understand and know very little about trans masc health! It’s SOOO exhausting constantly educating them!”
Pooner pity-mode: “What do you mean ‘permanent damage’?!
I asked on Reddit and the community assured me that it’d be fine?!”
Mister Rogers
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LMAO. Yes, everyone can tell you are just a woman trying to LARP as a man after a second glance, but I'm also guessing 99% of her problem is people are trying to placate her and failing. Pre-2015 or so, a butch lesbian would likely get extremely offended if a customer came up behind them with "Excuse me, sir" because they weren't really paying attention and just saw a fat, short-haired person stocking a shelf. But now the *exact same look* is no longer defined as a "she" butch lesbian half the time, but rather non-binary, they/them, he/him or whatever. Your average person that wants to placate these weirdos probably is trying to be polite by "misgendering" half the time. They can clearly see what you are but still have no idea what to call you.
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Nice horseshoe - corsets, designed to emphasise a feminine form, would permanently alter a woman's body as well. Putting your body through repeated, long-term constriction has a way of leaving its mark.
It's like pottery.
It's like pottery.
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She can't articulate "daddy, it makes me uncomfortable that you're having a bad reaction to your last breakup, and you are acting crazy again by putting on a wig, taking estrogen shots and pretending to be a woman, when you are clearly not, and everyone can tell."
Most of them don't realize it's retard pity.
Like "aww look at the retard it thinks it's a girl, but at least it's happy!" or are emotionally manipulated into liking them.
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The best reply to a teary eyed FTM, hopped up on testosterone, about to launch into a: “IM A DUDE!” rant, is and always will be a thumbs up followed by: “You’ll get there, lil pooner!”
Dollar Store Sentai
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Should make them think foot binding for small womanlike feet is a good idea as well...
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The successful part of the 41% are no longer.
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They are SO close to becoming self-aware
gender binary = literally terrorism?? Made up categories??
gender binary = literally terrorism?? Made up categories??
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You ever toy with how you would go about headshrinking a troon patient?
I feel like some old-fashioned analysis would do some of these people a world of good.
"Soooooo... tell me about your father. Uh huh... and your mother? Do you have any brothers and sisters? Aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces, nephews? Okay, now tell me about your grandparents."
Their ideas of what a man should be and what a woman should be are not based in how people actually behave in real life and I think a huge amount of it comes from movies and porn. And it's not just the idea of gender but how people in real life try to enforce but also subvert gender for themselves and people around them.
Like I don't want to powerlevel too much but seeing and hearing about certain family members being bullied by other family members for not living up to their gendered expectations I think knocked a lot of the gender shit out of my own head.
God, here's a powerlevel and you can TMI rate me for it: When my uncle was in high school, his grandpa came for a visit and told my uncle that he had to leave home and make his own way in the world. He was a burden on his mother, you see. Grandpa Fuzz came from an age when you could finish school after 8th grade and go learn a trade. He also came from an age where food scarcity meant that leaving home would mean more food on the table for his seven brothers and sisters. The idea that a young man could be all of SIXTEEN and living at home and not working... what a leech on the collective ass of society. (Note that my uncle's older sister didn't get this lecture, just the boy. And also note that my uncle wasn't a burden on his father, but just his mother. There are layers of gender shit to pick apart here.)
So KiwiFuzz the analyst would listen to a story like that from a troon and ask if a more masculine uncle would have followed that advice and packed his shit, or if Uncle Fuzz was a pussy for loitering around his parents' long enough to graduate high school.
Real-life gender rebellion looks less like Arya Stark and more like deciding that grandpa's full of shit sometimes.
Gunter Hatherer
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Gender binary means the proposition that there are only two sexes.
The implicit position of civilization since forever. That includes gay tolerant times and places.
So "literal terrorism" everywhere forever until roughly 2016 in one particular decaying culture.
Houseplant
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Can’t believe that he’s acting so concerned about her thoughts and feelings when he’s made it clear he doesn’t want to consider them before surgery. He just wants advice on making her compliant and nice to him without having to pause for a second. He’s spelling out why he is a shitty parent and we’re supposed to feel bad for him?
How did we get here?
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The exact opposite happened to my aunt. My grandparents' farm was failing, and they were at the point where they couldn't afford to feed all the kids. So they decided to pull my fourteen year old aunt out of school, and send her to the nearest large town to work. They found her a little room and she sent all her pay home to her parents and siblings. My uncles were obliged to hang around much longer, because my grandparents needed them for labour, and unlike hiring a labourer, all they had to do was feed and clothe my uncles.
My grandparents were not bad people or horrible parents in any shape, manner or form. A bad year or a virus hitting their cows was absolutely devastating to the point where the whole family would end up going hungry for months. Survival was a pretty grim affair even as recently the 1950s. All this gender roles shit... well, it was about survival. Men are physically stronger so they laboured, and women and girls would help with the milking before going back and keeping the house for the rest of the day. And keeping house was work, especially when very few people in the district could afford a fancy thing called a washing machine and all meals were made from scratch.
All this 'gender roles' business is bullshit. Modern technology has liberated pretty much everything except direct physical labour. People now can do anything they want with their lives, and they're using their lives to obsess about their facial hair and their genitals.
re: binding. Interesting aside: Like I said, my aunt was sent to work in town when she was fourteen. She ended up working for a small department store, and they had a women's underwear section. My aunt ended up getting my grandmother her very first bra. Corsets were long gone by that stage, but many women couldn't afford bras. What they did was bind their breasts with strips of baby swaddling, because baby swaddling was soft. Obviously they didn't bind so tight that their breasts and bones were deformed, they just made sure that their breasts were supported and not jiggling about. But it is interesting that we've come full circle and yet again, women are binding their breasts.
My grandparents were not bad people or horrible parents in any shape, manner or form. A bad year or a virus hitting their cows was absolutely devastating to the point where the whole family would end up going hungry for months. Survival was a pretty grim affair even as recently the 1950s. All this gender roles shit... well, it was about survival. Men are physically stronger so they laboured, and women and girls would help with the milking before going back and keeping the house for the rest of the day. And keeping house was work, especially when very few people in the district could afford a fancy thing called a washing machine and all meals were made from scratch.
All this 'gender roles' business is bullshit. Modern technology has liberated pretty much everything except direct physical labour. People now can do anything they want with their lives, and they're using their lives to obsess about their facial hair and their genitals.
re: binding. Interesting aside: Like I said, my aunt was sent to work in town when she was fourteen. She ended up working for a small department store, and they had a women's underwear section. My aunt ended up getting my grandmother her very first bra. Corsets were long gone by that stage, but many women couldn't afford bras. What they did was bind their breasts with strips of baby swaddling, because baby swaddling was soft. Obviously they didn't bind so tight that their breasts and bones were deformed, they just made sure that their breasts were supported and not jiggling about. But it is interesting that we've come full circle and yet again, women are binding their breasts.
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He fails to see the whole picture because for him both social interactions and relationship are competition in which he loses.
I think he means terror (large and powerful structure oppressing general population), not terrorism (small and relatively powerless group attacking a large and powerful structure).
behindyourightnow
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"I personally have a hard time [pretending not to hear] cis men."
Literal written confirmation that troons are harsher and ruder towards women because they're afraid of actual retaliation from stronger targets. Such a progressive movement.
(also, how does this bitch know which customers are cis men? I thought you could never tell!)
I think it's that last part that truly keeps them in denial. Realizing you don't pass is hard. Realizing that all of your friends and family have been lying to you for months or years must be unbearable. So to avoid making that leap, they keep themselves in this illogical limbo of "I pass most of the time, but somehow every customer that walks into my workplace knows that I am female."
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Hmm I still see the Bieber tumor has yet to be cut off.
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Know what's even more wild?
You can't find tutorials on how to do it anymore. Try. Try finding a tutorial or a diagram on how to wrap breasts in a way where it isn't FtM or enby binding, especially large breasts. It's near impossible.
You can find infographics on how to gird your loins, but not how to make an emergency "bra".
RazorBackBacon
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What about for the big booba? I can see this working for C and down, but once the band-cup diffence gets too great what do you do?
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Yes you should, that's f'ing hilarious.