Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dr. Butt]

i know it sounds weird. it isn't what it sounds like though. you had to debone animal carcasses and shit. after seeing how deli meat is actually made i'm never eating it again it's unironic goyslop

Isn't deli meat just brined roast?? Is it really that much more fucked when made in a "warehouse" in the USA?

Really sorry you were misled about that job, though. I would have been pretty disappointed on my first day at the boning warehouse.

 

[The King of Squats]

Isn't deli meat just brined roast?? Is it really that much more fucked when made in a "warehouse" in the USA?

Really sorry you were misled about that job, though. I would have been pretty disappointed on my first day at the boning warehouse.

it's a bunch of ground up bullshit. it looks like pink and white slime. and they put it in these plastic sausage looking things and tie them up, and then they heat it up until it solidifies and the smell was fucking awful. like 90% of it is just fake shit.

they misled the fuck out of me lmao they initially told me i'd be working 8 hours on weekdays and then they tried to make me work 14 hours every day including weekends on my first day

 

[DavidS877]

Isn't deli meat just brined roast?? Is it really that much more fucked when made in a "warehouse" in the USA?

Really sorry you were misled about that job, though. I would have been pretty disappointed on my first day at the boning warehouse.

There's deli meat which comes from actual roasts and animals. And then there is, as the poster describes, the processed re-assembled meat parts in chicken, beef, ham or turkey flavors.

Ever wonder how you can get sliced chicken when there's no part of a chicken large enough for slices?

 

[Dr. Butt]

There's deli meat which comes from actual roasts and animals. And then there is, as the poster describes, the processed re-assembled meat parts in chicken, beef, ham or turkey flavors.

Ever wonder how you can get sliced chicken when there's no part of a chicken large enough for slices?

I must confess I eat meat so rarely that I've only ever bought stuff like "sliced turkey breast" from the village butcher or german grocery type places, and didn't know that sort of pink slime thing was sold in grocery stores and not just McDonalds. Sad.

@nigger steak sandwich that's even worse than lying about what kind of boning you were going to be doing for those 8 hours

 

[Pig Cups]

Ladies, if you don’t like the idea of trannies in your public restrooms, it’s not because you don’t want to be sexually harassed yourself! It’s because you want trans women to be RAPED IN THE MENS ROOM

(whew)…all righty then. That was quite a read…

Assuming OP is actually paranoid about TERF women having that exact motivation (and wasn’t just writing out one of his masturbation fantasies), let me be (possibly) the first in this thread to say that I indeed want to see troons get violently raped. I say that without a hint of irony. And not the kind of “rape” that these AGP sex maniacs get off on. I’m talking real rape- rape where there’s absolutely no enjoyment to be had whatsoever. Rape where they sit curled up in the shower for hours afterwards, crying and scrubbing every inch of their skin until it‘a raw and bleeding, as night turns into day. Left-behind-a-dumpster-to-be-chewed-on-by-rats rape. Rape that takes years of painstaking work by a shrink for them to even begin thinking about talking about it.

I am wholeheartedly NOT against troons getting raped, and I hope it occurs with ever-increasing frequency.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Some spillover from the current MoistCr1tikal drama going on. Some trannies are in an uproar because they can't comprehend why an adult man saying children can consent to having their gender changed is turning some heads.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

pooner soys over skinning a squirrel she didnt even kill in the first place

Oh please, hard butch transmasc Dolly Parton was hogging all the gender euphoria back in the 1980s when he offered to take over the little girl's chore of skinning the rabbit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

do cis men typically feel manly after skinning animals? i always hear about 'gender affirmation' coming from things that make sense in context like wearing certain clothes or getting invited to a guys/girls night or whatever. the only men who would take pride in this are the ones who belong on a watch list

Fuck no thats some serial killer shit. I hunt because its fun and for meat and in the case of feral hogs pest control. I've never felt "manly" dressing a deer, its the least fun part of it, its a messy chore.
This Pooner is fucking nuts. I don't know what kind of fucked up idea of manhood she has in her broken brain but this ain't it, sis.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

pooner soys over skinning a squirrel she didnt even kill in the first place

I'd say skinning squirrels would be pretty female coded as soon as you get rural/paleolithic enough that women are considered useful and not just pretty. I was taught how to skin and butcher animals by my grandmother.

 

[TismFarmer]

This is Ashley
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And if I'm really fast, I can upload this before my Tard Wrangler catches up and takes his phone back...

 

[Mystic Lamb]

I feel like I'm, like...not allowed to wear what I want

Welcome to adulthood - or Afghanistan. Props for faking Valley girl speech "like OMG totally" in writing. Muy válido!

 

[behindyourightnow]

I'd say skinning squirrels would be pretty female coded as soon as you get rural/paleolithic enough that women are considered useful and not just pretty. I was taught how to skin and butcher animals by my grandmother.

True, preparing animals to be cooked and eaten would, if anything, have been female-coded throughout most of history. It still is in many places. People of both sexes used to be far less squeamish about that stuff.







Of course, most pooners can't think outside of the gender roles and isolated culture they were raised in. But remember, they're so liberatory and transgressive!

 

[Geraldine]

I don't know what kind of fucked up idea of manhood she has in her broken brain but this ain't it, sis.

It's been said here before but it can't be said enough.
Pooners' and troons' idea of sex roles consists of the stupidest most regressive stereotypes (non-porn and porn alike). The whole "restrictive gender roles" thing feminism was supposed to get us away from, but grossly exaggerated beyond parody.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

"Okay, you're a woman. What do you want to wear?"
"Long hair down, form-fitting dress, skirt, stockings, high heels, red lips-"
Meanwhile actual women: Unwashed hair in a tight ponytail, jeans, sneakers.

The whole concept of trooning out dies on a conceptual level if not jews pushing the agenda.

 

[Geraldine]

Don't look at me-e-e-e-e-e.
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They also know when they are too polite to stare.

 

[The Noticer]

Some spillover from the current MoistCr1tikal drama going on. Some trannies are in an uproar because they can't comprehend why an adult man saying children can consent to having their gender changed is turning some heads.
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There is more than enough room on the wall for trannies and pedophiles, partially because there is a large overlap between the two groups.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Ladies, if you don’t like the idea of trannies in your public restrooms, it’s not because you don’t want to be sexually harassed yourself! It’s because you want trans women to be RAPED IN THE MENS ROOM

Personally I’m loling over the implication that men can only tell a transwoman is trans because he’s a “woman” in the men’s bathroom. Not the 1,000,000 other visual/social/pheromone cues.

 

[Syikeblade]

Found this on saidit.com about trannies asking if their tools really see them as women or just playing along.

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1egdvpn/do_you_think_our_cis_allies_actually_see_us_as/?ref=share&ref_source=link

 

[Fapcop]

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Found this on saidit.com about trannies asking if their tools really see them as women or just playing along.

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1egdvpn/do_you_think_our_cis_allies_actually_see_us_as/?ref=share&ref_source=link

This is some real clown world shit.

Women know trannies are men.
Trannies know that the women know.

Yet everyone just keeps playing the part they were programmed to play.

 

[Poonocchio]

This is some real clown world shit.

Women know trannies are men.
Trannies know that the women know.

Yet everyone just keeps playing the part they were programmed to play.

I'll be honest, before I got peaked I was utterly convinced by the "female brain in male body" argument and thought that was good enough to mean they're the opposite sex and should be treated as such. Obviously how fucking wrong I was and horrified when I was rudely awakened, but that convinces me some people actually do believe it. Less and less thankfully as time goes on.