Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

The pooner should told them that she's not going to pay extra for a mans cut just because she's a woman, but that would take initiative and standing up for oneself.

You know, the kind of traditionally male qualities that pooners THEORETICALLY are full of. In reality, these chicks will fold for a gust of wind, and then go home to cry about it on reddit.

(Late)

This is the hilarious irony of pooners. Women who have that fuck-you-this-is-bullshit attitude aren't the ones who think "I don't like X thing about being a woman; I must actually be a man". They say "Fuck you, this is the same exact haircut and if you won't do it for the same price then I'll find someone who will or I'll do it myself."

 

[Geraldine]

Mom and dad don't know and ...
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They don't know Im (19f) trans so they aren't directly insulting me, but they keep talking about how "trannys" are just sick men. As Im writing this, they are currently looking at trans women on the internet in the other room and they mock and insult them, which made me write this in the first place, as it makes me really anxious, angry and a bit scared. Why does everyone have to be so fucking stupid and hateful? I just wanna be happy, but these people make it impossible. Why can't they just mind their own fucking business? I never felt the need to go and judge others or insult the shit out of them because they are not like me, what is going on in their brain? I don't understand all this anger. I wonder how they would react if they found out about me. Maybe they'd kill me before I did.

So how does this kid know he's trans?
Just disaffected but unfortunately interpreted that way because ...
Public school? Reddit?

 

[Chudmaxxing]

It's because the "veterans" transition to the afterlife

 

[400x400]

It's because the "veterans" transition to the afterlife

In born to be, 52 tranny MTF pre-op 'Cashmere' says:
"There aren't older queens like me around to talk, they're dead."

After saying that, he gets vaginoplasty from Dr. Jess Ting at 52 to join his dead friends.
After born to be, what happened to Cashmere is unclear, but he confirmed it was vaginoplasty so you can assume he's worse off since then.

The optimism of the first time patients is priceless.

"c'mon trans folkz where ya hidin? tee hee!!"
-sound of flies in response-

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Mom and dad don't know and ...
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So how does this kid know he's trans?
Just disaffected but unfortunately interpreted that way because ...
Public school? Reddit?

How come so many closeted trannies claim to have parents who keep going on about troons? Because for the average person, it’s really not a subject that comes up very often.

It's because the "veterans" transition to the afterlife

Or because the vast majority of troons only trooned out within the past few years, because it’s a social contagion.

 

[Geraldine]

How come so many closeted trannies claim to have parents who keep going on about troons? Because for the average person, it’s really not a subject that comes up very often.

On the one hand, Reddit is HQ for shit that never happened.
But possibly they suspect and are trying to smoke him out?

 

[PigFarm]

Partner is getting his dick cut off. How long till he will wanna entertain me with fantasy games?

 

[Boson]

"Bundy"s profile. Absolutely worth a look. They're so off the deep end even other trannies are telling them to gtfo. A couple highlights -

Who else loves to lie ("stealth") to their partners?

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Comments totally worth checking out.

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This guy is living in fantasy land. I want to believe it's an elaborate troll but we all know it isn't.

Jesus christ the amount of unhinged vitriol a lot of these people have towards cis women border on incel territory. “Ichthyic” lmao

You know you can bask in your narcissistic vanity and not put down women, right? (No)

 

[PigFarm]

On the one hand, Reddit is HQ for shit that never happened.
But possibly they suspect and are trying to smoke him out?

It's also full of autists that hyper obsess over their favorite topic at that time. So I wouldn't be surprised if many of them drop tranny talk and symbols in every day conversation, and are unaware of how obtrusive they are being.

A lot of "I only mention gender special shit 100 times a day. Why does my family keep bringing it up?"

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

How come so many closeted trannies claim to have parents who keep going on about troons? Because for the average person, it’s really not a subject that comes up very often.

Or because the vast majority of troons only trooned out within the past few years, because it’s a social contagion.

It's coming up a lot because of the Olympics. I expect a whole lot of peaking is happening after the boxing thing.

 

[Flan Handler]

Partner is getting his dick cut off. How long till he will wanna entertain me with fantasy games?

“Doctor, how soon before I can return to Discord levels of activity?”

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

Come on being homeless is far less dangerous and you know that.
Is it the new man VS bear meme? Would be hilarious to see them seething.

 

[Kent Allard]

D Ed

Come on being homeless is far less dangerous and you know that.
Is it the new man VS bear meme? Would be hilarious to see them seething.

 

[Geraldine]

A lot of "I only mention gender special shit 100 times a day. Why does my family keep bringing it up?"

That absolutely gotta be it.

 

[Neko GF]

It's because the "veterans" transition to the afterlife

Obvious 41% jokes aside. It's quite disturbing that these freaks are terms like "newbie" & "veteran" to describe making life-altering medical decisions. Treating it like it's some kind of harmless hobby.

 

[Anondorf]

Feel free to give me puzzle pieces if these are just satire but after all the ugly trannies with zero self-awareness I've seen ITT, I just can't tell anymore.

 

[Geraldine]

What a very feminine sense of humor.

 

[Jacknife]

View attachment 6271126 What a very feminine sense of humor.

I think this is actually a pooner

Also that is closer to a sandwich than trans"women" are to women

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

"Bundy"s profile. Absolutely worth a look. They're so off the deep end even other trannies are telling them to gtfo. A couple highlights -

Who else loves to lie ("stealth") to their partners?



Comments totally worth checking out.

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This guy is living in fantasy land. I want to believe it's an elaborate troll but we all know it isn't.

What an ignorant faggot, despite his use of a thesaurus to write a Reddit post.

He understands the psychology of his fellow males enough to selfishly manoeuvre it, but he has absolutely no idea about vaginas.

No wonder faggots are terrified of pussy if they think vaginas ordinarily “leak green fluid”, have yeast infections, have collections of smegma and tartar (usually found on teeth…), have a leathery texture and a fishy stench.

Literally none of that is normal or healthy, and yes men would be very unhappy if they stumbled across a vagina as filthy and infectious as this troon imagines.

The “coriaceous” thing is such a cope. Fannies do not ever have a leathery texture. But he has inadvertently given us some insight on what a stink ditch feels like to the touch.

 

[Syikeblade]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/xNcN0GipVy

Basically a teenage boy watches gay porn and eventually turns gay himself.
Years later it's not enough and now he NEEDS to be seen as a women with a total "straight" man to hook up with.
It's interesting how much they hate their own community while being obsessed over straight men.

Speaking of which, I also found this post


And most of the comments being like this:
"I’ve noticed this. although not PC to say, there are a LARGE number of gay men who have a fantasy of getting with a straight man because they are masculine and at the end of the day, that is what virtually all gay men are attracted to. They are dissatisfied with their dating pool comprising of twinks, and even the ones who present themselves in a masculine way who are muscular and workout almost always have a hint in their voice/demeanor that gives them out to be a bit feminine."
And this one: