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Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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How much can the clitoris grow from testosterone? I looked it up out of curiosity and apparently (according to google ai) at most, it's only 4 cm, which is like 1.5 inches, which is micro-penis level, and probably isn't even enough to penetrate from where the base isScared of some variety of dick?
Not the way I interpret this tale.
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Clue for pooner. A "tdick" is not a dick. It is a hideously deformed clitoris.
Lots of comments. Here's a snippet of the top one.
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Seems like being creeped out by "tdicks" is definitely a thing.
Here's a helpful hint further down the list.
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Pooner porn will do the trick.
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17 year old girl "dating" a 15 year old boy over the phone? And the boy is "ace bi"?
Parents get your kids in some after school activities for the love of God.
the inconfident
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My God. Fapcop, your contributions to the thread are always superb, but this one I could actually feel the retardness coming from the reddit post.
Just in the beginning it is already insane with all the genderfluid, ace bi, autistic, tranny triggering crap.
What amazed me the most was: The fucking kid was ASKING what tranny meant. The dude actually didn't know what it meant and it was enough to trigger this fucking asshole.
There is NO way to win. They always need to be victimized by the smallest of the issues. Holy fucking crap.
Oh and based sister btw.
Gotta show them kids what they really are: fucking delusional lunatic faggots.
Candidate No 7
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Well I saw a post where a pooner boasted of making her girlfriend come with it, so there you go, they are fully functional, it's just what you do with it.
(Unless the girlfriend just... pretended to come to make her happy but I... no, women don't do this sort of thing. No way.)
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"Washing machine in the pub"
Is that a peep show reference? I had to ask
When I have nothing else to say, I go straight for the "love your hair" " your eyes are so *nice, intense, beautiful"
End up in a very uncomfortable social interaction and I usually am scolded for it, or that I lead people on. Which is never true.
Is that a peep show reference? I had to ask
I learned this the hard way.
When I have nothing else to say, I go straight for the "love your hair" " your eyes are so *nice, intense, beautiful"
End up in a very uncomfortable social interaction and I usually am scolded for it, or that I lead people on. Which is never true.
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Just for those kind words, here’s a pooner post just for you.
Still not sure if it’s real, because it’s just a little too… Well, you’ll see what I mean!
DISGUSTING DICK AND “CRUDE WORD FOR OLD ANATOMY” LEADS TO PANIC ATTACK AT GYM! POONER BULLIED BY DICK BOXING BOYFRIEND!
The account has since been suspended, so take it with a grain of salt. But…
What leads me to think that this may be real are lines like “It has taken a lot of therapy, radical self love and sharing thoughts with other men of trans experience”.
Nobody but fembrained pooners, exclusively fed tumblr blogs for years can quite master this language, and it’s very hard to fake.
Special shoutout to the outraged “HE USED THEY/THEM FOR A BINARY MAN OF TRANS EXPERIENCE!”
Mocking my dick, joking about tearing it off and taking comparison pics is whatevs… BUT WHATS WITH THE THEY/THEM!!!
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You know what- I think this is an example of the "FTM punished" genre of fiction.
I haven't researched it because we all have our limits and I need to keep food down and sleep soundly sometimes. So I don't know all the tropes and whatever. But I'm seeing some big clues here.
the inconfident
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The dialect gets harder and harder. First it was dyke, then trans man, trans masc and now binary man of trans experience. Holy fuck.
And if Joe said they miss that fat creamy cunt, I don't think Joe is much of the "very queer" guy our pooner thinks he is. I never seen any gay dude saying Fat creamy cunt. Hells, I never seen a normal straight dude saying that. These people talk like aliens would if they visited earth unprepared.
"Hello fellow specimen of binary man of trans experience. Please let me see your phallus, or are you carrying what one of your species would call a fat creamy cunt?"
Pooners are NOT prepared to be guys. Just the act of looking at them is enough to trigger panic attacks.
You enter the locker room, some dude jokes about dicks - instant panic attack.
You start to lift weights, someone tell you that your shoes are untied, you think your rotdog fell from your pants and now everyone knows you're a lady with acne and a weird lesbian haircut - instant panic attack.
You enter a cab, the dude tunes the radio on the sports station, you feel like a fraud because you know shit about sports, and every man needs to know about sports - instant panic attack.
You are about to enter your building, your neighbour says "Sup", you feel like he knows you are not a real dude - instant panic attack.
Its always stupid situations like this. They got high level brainrot, it never ceases to impress me. Its reaching rock bottom, but they got a shovel and are ready to dig deeper and deeper.
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Ace bi 15 year old stimming with the word tranny because hes autistic lmfao the world is crazy
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Only male trannies feel entitled to lesbi...Scared of some variety of dick?
Not the way I interpret this tale.
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Clue for pooner. A "tdick" is not a dick. It is a hideously deformed clitoris.
Lots of comments. Here's a snippet of the top one.
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Seems like being creeped out by "tdicks" is definitely a thing.
Here's a helpful hint further down the list.
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Pooner porn will do the trick.
Oh, never mind. Kill all trannies.
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The community note counts as a L.
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The illustrations are loaded with meme potential:
Appears to be two different peg leg lezzers, one butch and one femme. Which ones are the troons? I guess the black in pink capri pants. Maybe the hulking ball player in the strongman suit, too.
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The illustrations are loaded with meme potential:
Appears to be two different peg leg lezzers, one butch and one femme. Which ones are the troons? I guess the black in pink capri pants. Maybe the hulking ball player in the strongman suit, too.
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“It rubs me the wrong way that she’s scared of two weeks of growth.” Pooners are just as rapey as hons. It rubs this redditor the wrong way that a complete stranger is uncomfortable fucking the OP. But the way she says it, it sounds like catty girls gossiping. Which they are, but they’re being so rapey about it. They obviously don’t see themselves as men either, if a man posted about his girlfriend being uncomfortable with having sex these lil poons could not EVEN. they’d be like “leave, yesterday” lol.Scared of some variety of dick?
Not the way I interpret this tale.
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Reddit -- Archive
Clue for pooner. A "tdick" is not a dick. It is a hideously deformed clitoris.
Lots of comments. Here's a snippet of the top one.
View attachment 6503276
Seems like being creeped out by "tdicks" is definitely a thing.
Here's a helpful hint further down the list.
View attachment 6503290
Pooner porn will do the trick.
Re: the subject of invisible men, I’ve had men in my life tell me at different times that they felt invisible to the general public. I think there’s something to the point that men can literally tell us that they feel invisible and people are quick to either mock them, or imply they only feel that way because their dick is dry. I’ve also known women who wished they could be invisible at times. Grass is greener and all that, for both sides.
LMlurker
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My money's on fake. "Men of trans experience" is the kind of clumsy language you'd get in 2017, not as much recently, and would come from oblivious white boomers trying extra hard to be sensitive, not pooners themselves. But the bigger issue is that a real pooner wouldn't be able to talk so frankly about her frankendick getting chopped off- or really any injury to themselves- without collapsing into hysterics. The post is too calm and matter-of-fact.
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Yes! Any pub I own has to make a very strong political statement
Light-Blue Yoshi
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Any time I start reading one of these and it says "online relationship" or "long-distance dating" I immediately bail. It's just two people that will never meet each other playing Valorant or Overwatch or some shit on Discord.
and I must scream
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I can't stand this victimhood mentality. Terfs don't hate you for existing. Terfs hate you because you do things like invade women's spaces. Terfs don't give a shit about you otherwise. You are just a male pretending to be a woman to them. A very small subset in the group of men. terfs' focus is women, females. Ask Germaine Greer, who was asked in an interview about her stance about trans women and basically said she doesn't think this is interesting, women are 50% of the population and they are her focus, not the zero point something that are "trans women".
Muskcarpone
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I just hope this is a true story. Would restore some of my faith in psychotherapy.
Of course troons are the most opressed of all people. UWU. On a different note, he wants both stinkditch and dick.
His whole account is the usual porn-sick troon shit. If you ever need a visual emetic, you should check out his pinned post.
Naturally, with content like that, he has 26k followers.
EDIT: @Chandelier already made an awesome long post about this guy over on the tranny sideshow thread. I think that Saeko here will bring us much more to laugh at for a while to come!
Of course troons are the most opressed of all people. UWU. On a different note, he wants both stinkditch and dick.
His whole account is the usual porn-sick troon shit. If you ever need a visual emetic, you should check out his pinned post.
Naturally, with content like that, he has 26k followers.
EDIT: @Chandelier already made an awesome long post about this guy over on the tranny sideshow thread. I think that Saeko here will bring us much more to laugh at for a while to come!
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I like her takes but for her to say that now, she sperged too much about it in the past and rightly so.
No matter the actual number, the symbolic gesture of it all is the problem.
She basically identified the problem behind troonery in the female eunuch, certain men want imbecile, neutered humunculi, as their sexual playthings and if they are too close too human for comfort, they to be artificially othered. These men fear giving things which they desire too much power: pretty boys must be castrated, women can't go to school, if they look too androgynous they need plastic tits and so on and so forth. She's wild. Also a god tier shit poster.
"The beautiful boy" and the "female eunuch" are def. required reading for troon thread kiwis.
The haram veneer of some of it is to keep the speds out.