Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Vampirella]

Dedicated that shit to his mother. I'd wish I had an abortion if that happened.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

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I said it before, but a troon cannot exist in any hobby or space without making it about themselves. It's not enough to be tolerated by these Scottish ladies, he HAS to subject them to tranny erotica and force them to discuss it, so he can be his true and authentic self. Undoubtedly when he gets ejected from the club for being a weird sex pest, he'll cry crocodile tears on Reddit about how he did nothing wrong and those evil TERFs just wanted to discriminate against him.

 

[armfleshween]

Yes, the ACLU knew what they were doing. They chose a lil harmless pooner who just wanted to pee with the boys, in order to open the way for the rapehons.

Funny when you google her name you get mostly pictures from 2015 or so. She was always overweight, and always had that pooner doughiness, but compared to now, her ACLU-era pics look cleancut and downright svelte:

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Compare to now:

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Think she'll make it to 35?

Considering how testosterone is a steroid that leads to kidney death, and how some poons die early because of kidney failure....you're being quite optimistic.

 

[AfghanBlue]

nothing but lumbering cases of eternally arrested development. they hate their feminine bodies but do

Das right.
They want to try to be the mysterious and dashing Mr.F. but their reality remains what it always was, that of the M.R.F

 

[Anomalous Coward]

LMAO!

Can you imagine the faces on the poor local women, as some hun comes waddling into their little social club (where half the time likely goes with smalltalk, gossip and light complaints about their private lives), passes out some weird tranny book, and with his booming troon voice starts reading from it.

(Oh what a coincidence, it’s a lesbian sex scene!)

Best case scenario, he expects affirmation and asspats from a room full of very confused women trying to hide their WTF faces.

Worst case (and very likely) scenario, he expects every seat to be dripping wet and hopes to answer any questions they may have about the mouthfeel of girlcock.

Or the reality of small village book clubs in the uk - its full of 50+ old Scottish battle axes thathe wouldn't want to have sex with and drops the club immediately

 

[and I must scream]

and how some poons die early because of kidney failure....

Wait, do you have some cases? I'd love to hear about them.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Or the reality of small village book clubs in the uk - its full of 50+ old Scottish battle axes thathe wouldn't want to have sex with and drops the club immediately

Yes, this is what will happen. Source: Me, a middle-aged woman in a book club.

Spoiler: Book club talk

We're a group of around 10 middle-aged moms who read romance, cozy mysteries, whatever YA dystopian bullshit is trending with the kids these days and true crime. And we like it that way. A couple of times a year someone will join and try to revolutionize us by getting us to read some flavor of the rainbow and abandon the club once they realize we won't immediately become handmaidens, foaming at the mouth to educate ourselves about the plight of the LGBTQ+.

We had a girl leave the meeting in a snit because she had us read "Ivy Aberdeen's Letter to the World" and were more interested in talking about the mom character (who gave birth to twins at 41!) than the main girl. It wasn't a bad book by any means, but a preteen having a crush on another girl is hardly interesting to our age group.

We had one MPreg read. It was actually an engaging book, but again, the one who suggested it wanted us to fawn over the MM couple while we were more interested in the logic behind the butt-birth. She also left the club immediately after, said she didn't feel 'welcome'.

It's all very silly.

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apologies in advance for any typos im just feeling not good right now

my gf (mtf) of over 2 years (known each other for 4) just broke up with me (ftm) bc she realised shes a lesbian she said she still loves me but that itll be unfair to my gender identity im so distraught rn i knew something was up but i just thought it was bc of her bad mental health and mot this i font even knoe what to do this has been a big fear of mine and now it feel strange its actually happening bc shes reassured me before that shell never leave me for once i wish i wasnt trans then thisbwouldnt be happening ive planned me whole life around her and now it was for mothing

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

my gf (mtf) of over 2 years (known each other for 4) just broke up with me (ftm) bc she realised shes a lesbian she said she still loves me but that itll be unfair to my gender identity

Whoah, little dood. Time stop pretending to be something you are not. There is a cost to arranging your entire life to validate a lie

 

[Syikeblade]

Not sure if this counts as an L but tldr a bunch of troons talking about how normal people need to put trans people first in relationships.
Then goes into more insanity about something stupid called relationship anarchy aka wHaT aBouT Mmmeee!!!!!

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[armfleshween]

Wait, do you have some cases? I'd love to hear about them.

Here's a bunch of cases:

Being forced to de-transition because of kidney/liver issues

64.3%, 80.0%, and 72.3% at 3, 6, and 12 months respectively. Cr values increased significantly on average by 0.14 (p=0.036) at 3 months, by 0.21 (p=0.004) at 6 months, and by 0.15 (p=0.003) at 12 months.

Cr - Creatinine, "If blood and/or urine creatinine levels are not normal, it may be a sign of kidney disease"

The prevalence rates of AKI and CKD were substantially higher than expected relative to cisgender data. This result may be due to the high rate of hypertension (43%) or the high HIV positivity rate in the transgender cohort (21%), or it could potentially be indicative of high early-life stress, which may lead to greater kidney damage in adulthood. (Bullshit, lmfao, all of us can experience that shit)

Kidney transplantation for a transgender male

 

[TheMeanOne]

Sit down folks, I have a tale of retardation to tell you…

Imagine if you will… A dead bedroom! But not any dead bedroom.

The relationship is still new, the bedroom is inhabited by two gay men. They both want to get dicked down. So what is the issue?

Well…
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Yes, the gay men are two (cock craving) women who LARP as men. They’ve been together for six months and haven’t had sex yet.

Two solid L’s in my book. Lesbian bed-stillbirth, you may even call it. Without lesbians.

BONUS POONER:

“HAAAALP!!! MEAN TRANNIES KEEP POSTING WORDS THAT ME DYSPHORIC!”
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Ah yes, Is there anything more masc than complaining about men talking about titties and trying to ruin their fun.

I hate troons, but goddamn is this weak and pathetic. “WHY CANT THEY CENSOR EVERYTHING THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE?!”

I'm the most vanilla person in the world, if I've heard of lesbians using strap-ons why haven't they? Let me guess: makes them more dysphoric or something.

I don't get these people at all. They're just afraid of life at some point, no?

 

[Muskcarpone]

Lest thy faith be shaken, someone from Grindr pops up as a guarantor-

But how could they have met on Grindr, the app for gay men, when this brilliant rocket scientist is so clearly a straight woman? Surely, it must be a case of mistaken identity!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I said it before, but a troon cannot exist in any hobby or space without making it about themselves. It's not enough to be tolerated by these Scottish ladies, he HAS to subject them to tranny erotica and force them to discuss it, so he can be his true and authentic self. Undoubtedly when he gets ejected from the club for being a weird sex pest, he'll cry crocodile tears on Reddit about how he did nothing wrong and those evil TERFs just wanted to discriminate against him.

The giveaway is that he hasn’t actually read any of the books he wants to introduce them to. His only thought was, “I want to enter a group and talk about myself, what’s the best way to do that?”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Troons need to learn that they are not that interesting.

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I used to be sceptical that a woman can become a man, but the crytyping has convinced me.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

lesbians using strap-ons

That’s the thing- they’re not lesbians lol they’re straight girlies who don’t wanna muffdive or penetrate each other. They want the real deal.

Not sure if this counts as an L but tldr a bunch of troons talking about how normal people need to put trans people first in relationships.
Then goes into more insanity about something stupid called relationship anarchy aka wHaT aBouT Mmmeee!!!!!

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Oh? So when a straight man says he’s Super Straight, and doesn’t do trannies, that’s just that? I barely got through this schlock, it’s so unreadable. Obvious seething draped in pseudo-intellectual bullshit.

 

[Sean Andalou]

They want the real deal.

My instinct would be to say it's none of my business, but they publicize it.
And effectively demand something from the world.
They need ridicule and lots of it.

Obvious seething draped in pseudo-intellectual bullshit.

Always.

 

[Stan]

Imagine your adult unemployed kid uses his allowance to buy estrogen behind your back, and then has the audacity to whine online

Why does this person type like a jeet

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

She kind of reminds me of the blond guy from "I Am Jazz" who got tossed to the side and got increasingly more depressed. Noelle I think.

That still of the dad kissing him goodbye alone...

 

[Law]

Lmao he looks like Chris Tyson in that shot

 

[batteredpancakes]

Noelle's definitely an AGP. He's just one of the young one's who might mistake it for gender dysphoria. I remember there was a 4chan post of a guy doing the same thing at the same age and then planning to kill himself because he had fucked up his life.

I wonder how he's doing now. The removal of his balls and axewound has probably brought him back to reality somewhat. I don't see him making 30.
I found his instagram but there's no posts and just links to the communist manifesto.