📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Surfin Terf]

Lmao. I had a lovely Christmas Eve with my husband's family today, and I was up late drinking and making food and then read this thread to get sleepy. Merry Christmas! I have another family function tomorrow.

how is that possible? You were up late the night before Christmas Eve (assuming you live on the east coast of the US, if you’re on the west coast that post was posted before midnight, if you’re in Europe it’s the middle of the morning and if you’re in Asia or Australia then it’s the afternoon), definitively proving that you live a life of misery. Happy, healthy people go to bed at 10 PM every night for at least a week before Christmas.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Just finished having a lovely christmas dinner with family. Makes me laugh knowing there are thousands of troon grinches seething that their families won't invite them to Christmas. It really is the most wonderful time of year.

Merry Christmas, kiwis.

lmao speaking of:

Reddit | Archive

You're a mean one, Mr. Hon.

 

[biggacracka]

To warm your stockings this Yuletide I bring you tidings from the trannerlands!
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Yes, that is thumbnailed already, it was just stupidly huge.
This vxlid, stunning, and brave girl decided that 4 months of exogenous hormones was enough to know that they're NGMI and to push it up to 42%. https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran4/comments/1hlndva/probably_killing_my_self_after_christmas/

43% https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran4/comments/1hlukb2/all_dogs_go_to_heaven/

Spend your festive times with loved ones, and be thankful that you were never a transgender, kiwis. See you tomorrow! I've got family to be with

He looks like Adam Driver if he had extra chromosomes and was hit in the face by a shovel as a kid

 

[Syikeblade]

This basically I'm not like other gays, they try so hard to distance themselves from their community but they're not so different.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/TN2hWv0BxZ

Merry Christmas

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I'm so glad that I live in a country where troons don't really exist yet

I need a Lonely Planet guide but for the least troon-infested countries/cities.

A Tripadvisor troon index.

It’s relaxing being able to wake up each morning and just know I will encounter exactly zero pornbrain social contagion nutjobs.

 

[Stan]

YOU FUCKING CHOSE IT, IDIOT!
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The kicker is that this troon doesn't *need* any of the bullshit he just laid out as the reasons he's broke. Nobody else expects to get luxury services like laser hair removal and plastic surgery done for free.

Thread tax: this brave transwoman wants to know why people can correctly gender him from behind.

Spoiler: Subj line: excuse me, sir [venting]

You know... I work in retail. I wear my phone ncil skirt, leggings, black nail polish, blouse.

I heard a voice. "Excuse me, sir." I moved right as I heard excuse me, but then I heard the sir as I moved. I felt so angry at myself and him.

I was bending down picking up something. He couldn't have seen my face. Was it my short pixie hairstyle? Like WTF?! What am I doing wrong. Is it my tallness? Why do people having to use a gendered language. Just say excuse me! I never say sir or ma'am to anyone. I literally can't do any more to pass. I don't think it's possible for me despite my efforts. I walk with my hips, I'm sure of it. Starting my sixth month of E. Tomorrow is my seventh injection after starting it two months ago after I've been using gel and Spiro. I now use injection and Spiro

Well class. I checked I_am_her_95's profile and we have a selfie (apparently, a very good one according to the troon who took it and posted it

What do we think, class? I clock him as a weird French homo.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

This basically I'm not like other gays, they try so hard to distance themselves from their community but they're not so different.

Hidden in that rant are all his cringey and covetous reasons for transitioning, kek. I just love his stubborn refusal to see or admit that gay men disapprove of other gay men refusing to accept that they're just gay men.... (!) Nope. They're just transphobic and "misogynistic" (and envious) Others that don't get it like the rest.

What do we think, class? I clock him as a weird French homo.

The anus is unremarkable and the autism is strong.

Merry Christmas to all Kiwis. God bless us, every one!

 

[Layton Mysteries]

I mean, is he wrong though? Gay men often have an extremely over-sexualised worldview and often don't view women as equals due to resentment. What the poster misses though is that as a group male-to-females are guilty of this to an even greater extent. I feel like the poster is a step or two away from realising how nasty his own group is.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Blue sky user Naoarte also posted the screenshot on Bluesky.

Just logged into Bluesky.
Noarte seems to have deleted fucking everything.

I'm waiting for someone to post a screenshot of the Bluesky commentary on another site, so someone can screenshot that commentary, ad infinitum.

Not gonna blow my cover over there, but someone else please do this.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

congrats you made it onto reddit (no-one in the thread has mentioned that this is a screenshot of kiwifarms yet)
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Broke: Reading Kiwi Farms on Christmas Eve

Woke: Hate-Reading Kiwi Farms on Christmas Eve

 

[Procrastinhater]

Really enjoy knowing that troons lurk this thread and seethe over it. (They pretend they find it funny but very obviously cope).

If they liked that they'll love my stickers

Rapeson
and a Kiwi special

Spoiler: Celebrating an SRS thread favorite

ElephantDick herself

Merry Christmas Kiwis and lurking eunuch of pReddit

 

[Otterly]

also wondered why a pop/kiddie culture that’s been rife with messages about kindness, empathy, and tolerance for a few decades now has produced a populace that’s cool with fascism, scapegoating, and delighting in cruelty directed to the ‘right’ people.

Because the message never was about kindness. What’s meant when these people and that pop culture uses ‘kindness’ is, ‘I’m about to breach your boundaries or do something awful and if you say no you’re UNKIND and I will ruin your life.’
The kids are doing exactly what they have been shown to do, which is to allow terrible behaviour and turn on whomever they are told to target.
You should have stuck with Button Moon

 

[Dr. Butt]

congrats you made it onto reddit (no-one in the thread has mentioned that this is a screenshot of kiwifarms yet)
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Jealoussssss

Like, I’m happily married. But I read through this subreddit and my heart just breaks.

So often I feel like a gay man masquerading as a woman.

Can’t give my husband children, haven’t had bottom surgery. I’m sure these are relatable points of distress.

I don’t mean to gloom post.

USA is politically dangerous again. Global nonsense is constant. Passing is weird.

Bleh.

God, what a fucking bitch. How pathetic do you have to be to hate yourself for being a homo this much? It's not that bad, mate. Trust me. Love yourself, and a better-looking husband will come.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Can’t even claim that this one is a “not a fetish” post, because guy admitted just that in his faux-discourse about how empowering trooning out for coom reasons totally is

Spoiler: text

wanting to keep the bunny tail plug in while she breeds you should be a valid reason to get all three letters for vaginoplasty for free

the conservative idea that trans women want to transition for sexual pleasure and that they're evil for it being reacted to by the liberal idea that trans women are devoid of sexual desire and any of them that have desires must be sick or aberrant really ruins so many people's transitions. like... holy shit... please transition if it will bring you sexual pleasure. if you feel more comfortable having sex as a woman you can do that, if you want boobs cuz they're hot or a higher voice to moan like you want to pleasee you can do that, if you want to have a vagina so you can have the kind of sex you want please please please i love you you can do it, you can want things for your transition that are sexual you are not a monster or a fetishist for it, cis people get most of these forms of sexual euphoria for free just because we work for it doesn't mean we are evil for it

 

[goat sneed]

On r/fatlogic (where I found this) someone also shared the following:
"I know the tea on this case, and it was a blatant nonrefundable deposit scam from day one, but this person's delusional thinking blinded them to the fact.

The fat acceptance kind are delusional enough, but adding poonerism to the mix is insanity guaranteed. I wish one of those butchers would operate on the deathfat so we get a repeat of that testosteronejew freakshow.
"Im not putting myself through that. Its not happening." in reference to losing 200lbs. Thank God these fucks don't reproduce.
ETA:

The death fat that Shbhdhbhdh carved the tits off then trolled her and said "it looks like you have a blowhole" while she laughed at her when she nearly caught sepsis and had clumps of necrotic fat and pus falling out of the open wound in her side?

Indeed. She did a 30 tweet chain about her ordeal and kept coping all the way through. "Yeah I almost died from an elective surgery. Yeah I refused to stop being a fat fuck even though it interferes with tissue healing. Yeah I refused to not lob of my tits and scouted for the shadiest doctor on the market. No, I don't regret any of it."
Also speaking of Jews, I remember when pooners on Tumblr were saying Jack Black had "transmasc vibes" because he is pudgy and short. Lord, these people are weird.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I mean, is he wrong though? Gay men often have an extremely over-sexualised worldview and often don't view women as equals due to resentment. What the poster misses though is that as a group male-to-females are guilty of this to an even greater extent. I feel like the poster is a step or two away from realising how nasty his own group is.

He's wrong about gay men being jealous that transwomen supposedly attract straight men. I am convinced that the average gay man has a more fulfilling intimate life than the average transwoman. One needs only to visit the kvetching on r/StraightTransGirls to hear the litany of wails of torment, curses to the world, and gnashing of teeth.

In any case....any gay man (or any man) could instantly 'have' what transwomen claim they have. The only compulsory prerequisite to be a transwoman is to be male, and gay men are male. I guess another compulsory requisite is the desire to beclown yourself which not everybody has innately.

 

[Otterly]

How the fuck is that even possible?
Thats like Hippopotamus or Walrus level fat.

Juliana is about five foot two or three and weighs as much as five slim women her height should weigh. Her BMI is almost certainly in the 90-100 range. The anaesthesiologist who refused her saved her life.
Edited to add that I then wondered what the BMI of a walrus would be. Google tells me that

• Female Atlantic walrus: 6.6-9.8 feet (2-3 meters) long, 880-2,750 pounds (400-1,250 kg)

So a 2m walrus weighing 400kg would have a bmi of 100.
A 3m walrus weighing 1250kg would have a bmi of 138.
Merry Christmas!

 

[majorplayer]

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I can't wait until the inauguration and all of this goes up in flames.


Also notice that none of these things are actual truths.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I wish one of those butchers would operate on the deathfat so we get a repeat of that testosteronejew freakshow.

TestosteroneJew, that was Blowhole Rylan right?
The death fat that Shbhdhbhdh carved the tits off then trolled her and said "it looks like you have a blowhole" while she laughed at her when she nearly caught sepsis and had clumps of necrotic fat and pus falling out of the open wound in her side?

Life saving surgery bigots.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Just logged into Bluesky.
Noarte seems to have deleted fucking everything.

He's still around, spending Christmas hate reading the farms and playing lonely concerts for his IKEA shark in the middle of his troon hovel.


For those interested, his "music" consists of random cacophonic tunes artlessly piled on top of each other. Fortunately, his entire audience consists of a stuffed, earless toy.

Anyway, merry Christmas naoarte and welcome to the farms!