Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[batteredpancakes]

I think this interview with a CIA master of disguise has been posted here before but I'll post it again for you to prove the point.

I remember watching this video awhile back and all the top comments were laughing about how she said "it’s almost impossible turn a man into a woman”.
Now it's been cleaned up. All the comments that do mention it start at the '3 months ago' mark.

 

[Paper Machete]

I don't doubt a lot of them probably have creeps for dads. Maybe that's part of why they turned out how they did. But so many of these stories are very similar and it's very similar in the way all their "my parents hate me and kicked me out!" stories are. I think a lot of these "dad likes my boobs" shit is fake. Just another fantasy they get off to.

 

[lurker2newfag]

In a reddit thread about Trump cutting funding to UPenn on trannies in sports a 40 something year old man with a rothole fantasizes about showering with college boys as some kind of political point. Of course other than making everything about sex, you can tell this dudes idea of what a "shared" college bathroom is comes from porn where it's one big open space, and not real life where it's basically stalls.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The minute I started seeing nonbinary shit, I knew exactly what it was. The problem is, the "hyper feminine super weak and girly" stereotype is not something I have really received from men. (Obviously that's just my own experience.) I have only really seen other women try and force that stereotype on us. And it's the hyper feminist or nonbinary types who do that by proclaiming that women aren't weak, see? See how I don't wear dresses? That's because I'm not some weak GIRL.

Social media was flooded with tons of "strong is the new pretty" memes sometime in the early Obama years. I thought at the time- have they sussed out exactly what this implies? Clearly they have not. And here are the predictable results.

They’re laughing it up in the comments like it’s totally normal.

Everyone jokes about pooners being diddled, but what are the incest rates for troons if they think this is normal and fine?

I don't doubt a lot of them probably have creeps for dads. Maybe that's part of why they turned out how they did. But so many of these stories are very similar and it's very similar in the way all their "my parents hate me and kicked me out!" stories are. I think a lot of these "dad likes my boobs" shit is fake. Just another fantasy they get off to.

Or there's this- that makes more sense.

 

[chaosmaid_99]

Had to bring up the 13 year old looking at his "boobs" more than once. Not creepy at all.

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He really looks like a person you can trust hanging around your 13 year old girl

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>”THE STEREOTYPE THAT ALL TRANS ‘WOMEN’ ARE PREDATORS IS REALLY HARMFUL ”
>Drools over a 13 year old looking at their ‘breasts’

ok

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Social media was flooded with tons of "strong is the new pretty" memes sometime in the early Obama years. I thought at the time- have they sussed out exactly what this implies? Clearly they have not. And here are the predictable results.

Everyone jokes about pooners being diddled, but what are the incest rates for troons if they think this is normal and fine?

Or there's this- that makes more sense.

Some dads do talk about their kids that way, unfortunately. If he did make it up, he certainly knew his audience and knew it’d be a hit, because they all love it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

They can't escape the intersectional pecking order of course, nor get to the top. No white transgender could ever dare speak over a trans woman of colour.

I think they're just happy to be able to invade the safe spaces and talk down to the women who would never date them.

 

[Frankoid]

i have no idea how you're going to tie your supposedly life-threatening political persecution awareness campaign with deranged hornyposting like this and insist you're not totally incompatible with broader society

kink fetish dating advice on how to treat your partner like an animal will always torpedo whatever cause it's attached to lol

 

[FarmEnjoyer]

In the US you can get an oral birth control prescription on the internet paid for by insurance through websites like Nurx. You don't have to even speak with a doctor, you just answer a quick questionnaire.

Won't you still have to submit an ID? Thus they would know if you're female or not (barring troon ID fuckery)

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It’s not like they have any clue I’m trans.

What a mutant.

 

[Sean Andalou]

What a mutant.

However, does pass for male in that photo.
But how that would go in person, even in that costume?

 

[Cl0wn]

However, does pass for male in that photo.
But how that would go in person, even in that costume?

"THAT'S CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! YOU NEED TO LEAVE!" Or something along those lines.

 

[CyberInu]

If women's prisons have more assaults, it's because women are easier victimised and therefore more attractive to preds.

They have more assaults because the girls are generally cluster B druggies with a massive history of abuse (both victim and perpetrator) and they get territorial over dumb shit. Prison is essentially adult daycare and high school rolled into one.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

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Well, Kieran, you could get a job and rent your own place/stand on your own feet, or you can whine about the charity you're being given.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

This is the braindead take I am talking about that posits women as harmless in positions of power.

The only braindead behavior here is your inability to process what you have read. At no point the text you're quoting says "women are harmless in positions of power". How did you even reach that conclusion? I have the feeling if I gave you a box with 1 green marble for every 1000 blue marbles you would, upon finding your first green marble, proudly claim I'm lying and there are as many green ones as blue ones.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Spoiler: Take 5 fren

I was skeptical but Kit Kat backed up the claim. He’s not downplaying what men do, he’s just saying that women can also abuse people, which is true, and our (deserved) focus on men lets some women slip through the cracks.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Spoiler: Take 5 fren

I was skeptical but Kit Kat backed up the claim. He’s not downplaying what men do, he’s just saying that women can also abuse people, which is true, and our (deserved) focus on men lets some women slip through the cracks.

Spoiler: I'm not your fren, pal

I was definitely way too mean to mr. @Twix Eatr and do apologize. I had a hard day and took it out on the first post that annoyed me. But he explicitly claimed the text he was quoting said women in position of power are harmless when what it did was highlight the crazy difference in the amount of male and female predators. If that's not what he meant, he should have expressed himself better

 

[37 Voles in a Trenchcoat]

Aye, a wee lassie's St. Paddy's takes a turn for the worse when she's exposed to those who think differently from her.

the shameful lurker turned New fag powerlevel moment but I have met this person and damn the beard got me good I just thought was a short faggot not a women on a steroid perscription. lessons learned.

 

[Teazel]

the shameful lurker turned New fag powerlevel moment but I have met this person and damn the beard got me good I just thought was a short faggot not a women on a steroid perscription. lessons learned.

What did she sound like?

 

[stupid frog]

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Trans men are men, bitch.