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It probably says something bad about me that I am disappointed at the lack of tranny tears over the Zelda casting. I've only found two so far and they aren't nearly good enough.
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FinnSven said:
As far as I recall there are or were no girls masquerading as men and getting away with it in Greek mythology.
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There is the story of Kallipateira, although it is closer to history than mythology. Usually women trying to watch athletic competitions would be served the death penalty. Kallipateira was the only one who ever got away with it. She dressed as a man to see her son compete in wrestling. He won the game and due to her excitement she accidentally outed herself as female. She was let off the hook however to show respect to her family (her father, her brothers, her nephew and her child were all Olympic champions).

You can see that this is an instance of breaking repressive laws and not one of fetishistic crossdressing.
 
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Meiwaku said:
I'm really skirting the line with this one but it is too insane not to see. The person who approached to check on them is filming it (in the most chad way possible) but it's truly an L of all L's ....

I present to you the Diaper Tranny Car Crash:

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“Quite the fit you have on” my sides are in orbit holy shit. Like i feel bad for the guy being injured but… God what a massive L. Thats not the kind of L you can recover from
 
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Lurkey Turkey said:
What was the point of contention here? I'm an adult and not up on all the latest Nintendo news.
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For the last 2 months, there's been a rumor going around that transwoman actor Hunter Schafer was going to be cast as Zelda. This is in addition to a pretty aggressive push to make "her" seem super attractive and having bikini pics and shit plastered all over the place. Not only was an actual woman cast as Zelda, Hunter was never in the running. I doubt you didn't hear about this, it was pretty big news.
 
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A case of growing old, but not up: a FTM nearing Medicare age petulantly debates whether or not she should go to her father's funeral because her family listed her name as the one her father likely knew her best by. Eventually, she concludes that she will indeed go - but not in honor of her dearly departed dad's memory, but "For me. No one else."
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Deadnamed in obituary​

I’m a 58 year old transman.
Advice on how to respond to my family purposely deadnaming me in my dad’s obituary. The funeral is tomorrow and I planned to fly across the country to be there. Literally across the country. Now I’m debating because of the obituary.
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An autistic Russian tranny, in a fit of inescapable insomnia, confesses to his sister his desire to be a woman - but it's the patriarch of the family that responds most viciously, threatening to render OP homeless for his perversions. Then, despite capitulating to his mother's plea to take back what he said, the waters have not stilled even now; in a show of classic troon selfishness, the main question OP asks is "Why can't I just be myself?"
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I came out for my family last month. It went so horribly wrong.​

Hi everyone. Long story short, one sleepless night, I decided to tell my sister that I am a transgender. And everything seemed to go great, 'cuz I knew that my sister will understand. She asked is she can tell this to our another sister, and I let her, because that sister is queer-friendly. Still everything seemed to be great.
But then that sister told that to our mom. And I was literally scared. But surprisingly no bad reaction from mom. I was so fucking wrong. Passive aggression from my mother plagued my daily life, and then she said I need to be treated.
And one day, the day I want to fucking forget, mom told that to my dad. And he was furious. He don't live with us but he does video calls almost everyday. For over an hour he tried to make me think I am a guy, threatened to make me homeless, but I stood my ground.
Some hours later I came out of my room and saw my mother in tears. I asked what happened and she replied that dad burst into tears that I was "no longer his son" and all that, and begged me almost on her knees to call him again and tell that I was joking. To say that I was shocked is an understatement. As always, in a situation where it wasn't my fault, it turned out to be my fault.
I did everything as mom said, but she never apologized. Since then, I've been afraid to talk about this topic, even with my sisters. Why can't I just be myself??
Sorry for any mistakes in text, English is not my native language and I did not use translator.
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Sometimes Reddit usernames are more apt than they have any right to be: a li'l dood named teary-eyed-rat finds herself the most weeping of all the Willows in the forest when she's misgendered during a job interview by a woman with tattoos, which she believed should've indicated that "she would've been chill." And even though in difficult times where unemployment is a struggle for many, she still feels the need to fucking complain about how cruel the world is! Spoiled rotten.
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Got misgendered during job interview.​

Interviews are always nerve wracking for me, since I deal with mental health issues and my anxiety goes haywire, but I came in pretty confidently.
At first it wasn’t so bad. The interviewer was a pretty young woman close in age to me, like someone who I would’ve graduated high school with. She spoke honestly, kindly, and I thought it would go smoothly. Nope.
I gave them my availability, tried to keep up appearances though I was struggling for words. An older lady came in, supposedly another manager, and I would’ve thought judging by the visible tattoos on her arms she would’ve been chill. Nope.
Despite the fact that I clearly have my preferred name listed on my resume and introduced myself as an obviously male name that differed from my legal name, older woman immediately started to misgender me, “she she she”. The younger woman, though she erred on the side of caution with “they” at first, also started to refer to me as she. At this point it was like they were talking to each other, about me, instead of to me. And the worst part is I was too frozen to speak up for myself.
It bothered me a lot more than I thought it would. As soon as I left, I started crying and panicking. My heart was beating so fast I thought it might give out on me, and I started having serious tremors since I ran out of anxiety meds. It was so awful I went home and cried, thinking why am I even here? I feel like I should have a stronger backbone, been able to brush it off, who cares what they think of me or my gender? There are tons of assholes in the world right now who hate trans people. I’m supposed to be able to deal with it, because it’s inevitable I would run into such ignorance. But it still hurts so bad. I hate that I’m stuck in this body. I hate that people automatically make assumptions about me based on how I look and sound. I hate that I can’t just tough it out. I didn’t choose to be born this way, at all.
It’s a cruel world. My training starts on Friday, my first real job working with the public. I hate it here.
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Fi, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of a Reddit hon: a tranny standing big and broad at 6'0" and ~315lbs awakens from a fantasy in which he was the manic pixie dream girl he can never have; his return to the waking world is so jarring that he nearly misses work because he was too busy mourning the reflection staring back at him that has "more hair on [my] body than on [my] head."
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This shit sucks ngl I've never been more depressed​

Y'all I had the most incredible dream last night. I dreamt that I was walking around a local park with my current crush, and I looked and sounded like I wanted to. I was shorter, slimmer, had long hair, no body or facial hair, my voice actually sounded feminine. you'd look at me and have no clue I used to be a guy! walked around for hours on a beautiful sunny day just shooting the shit, and I couldn't have asked for a better experience!
Then I woke up...
Snapped back to reality and realized I'm still a disproportionate 6'0", 315 lbs ugly, anti social loser with more hair on my body than on my head who's voice is too deep and scratchy to ever sound like a woman. I never really had felt dysphoria until this morning and god damn it hit me like a fuckin semi. I was fuckin late for work today because I just laid in bed wondering why I have to be like this, and why I need to give up a solid 70% of the people in my life just to be fucking happy and comfortable in my own body. This shit sucks so much. I see so many people celebrating the fact that they're trans, but I don't get it. Maybe it's a mix of internalized transphobia and the fact that I won't ever actually pass as a woman. I wouldn't wish being trans on my worst enemy. This shit sucks.
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A deranged urophilic TiM finds that he's begun to experience worsening urinary urgency since tinkering with his hormone panel, but it's not that big of a deal to him because to him "it feels quite affirming." I hope he pisses himself at work one day so he can be fired on the spot!
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I used to be able to hold my bladder, now I can't.​

Hey all. One thing I used to be able to do before transitioning (I'm MtF) is hold my pee for a really long time- sometimes hours. I've only been on HRT for 7 months and when the urge to use the potty strikes, it hits hard and I feel like I'm gonna have an accident if I can't find a toilet PRONTO.
I know this is something women go through (I grew up with a mom and sister and it always took us a long time to get anywhere because of all the bathroom trips). However I had no idea this would be a thing with HRT. I'm not bothered by it; in fact it feels quite affirming. But it's different and the other day I actually was scared I wouldn't make it all the way into the house!
Has anyone else experienced this, or is it just me?
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A borderline illiterate 19-year-old pooner from Australia asks for help when it comes to "cliterious" hygiene. I'm honestly kind of shocked that someone this old in this day and age still can't figure out how to look at a vaginal diagram, but I suppose judging by how the rest of this post is written, she's not exactly the cleverest kookaburra in the bush.
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Bottom Growth//Cliterious hygiene HELP!!!​

Hello, I’ve been on testosterone gel for just over 4 months (no issues). I think I sorta getting bottom growth but it’s chill however I just read about other trans guys taking about needing to clean under your cliterious hood to prevent cheese? I clean my vagina/whole outside area with water every time I shower but I’ve never cleaned under my cliterious hood and the idea of that sounds so fucking painful (Even before T)! I have no pain or “cheese” I think anyway but is this a thing? - To add my urethra is like RIGHT under the hood (that’s why it’s painful to go poking around) and all the vagina diagrams the urethra is way further down :( I’m confused.
Also I’ve been trying to look for photos/drawings of before and after bottem growth but I have an outie and my cliterious is already kinda big? :( so hard to find even cis women health education on anything but tiny innie vaginas 🥲
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A troon fears that his friend group may end up picking the evil TERF in their midst over him because he tried to take her to task for what was most likely just having opinions such as "biological sex is real" and "men shouldn't share bathrooms with little girls." I would imagine if they were truly your friends, they might give you more benefit of the doubt, but that benefit is likely already gone given that OP literally admits to being fucking schizophrenic. Hm, based TERF buddy or schizotroon? Who would you pick for dodgeball, Kiwis?
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My friend group has a transphobe in it and it is getting very problematic​

I'm a trans woman and I'm really scared of losing my friends. As the title says, my friend group has a highly transphobic person in it and I can't stay silent anymore. That person hurt me too many times and I can't stand there doing nothing while she hurts other trans people.
So, yesterday, I called her out and she started playing the victim. Poor her, she's the victim of mean trans people accusing her of transphobia! Like, if she didn't want to be called a transphobe maybe she should stop hurting us so much.
The thing is, I called her out and now she hates me big time. She's also quite manipulative and I'm scared that it's going to end up in a "choose me or her" situation and the group is gonna pick her and kick me out.
I don't want to lose my friends!
When I came out as trans I lost all my friends. When I told my best friend I was schizophrenic I lost her too. I made new friends and I'm scared to death I'm gonna lose them, too.
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Lastly, a young FTM struggles to find love but isn't quite sure why, seemingly unaware that people may find her less appealing because she admits to 1) being a shut-in, 2) being too shy to speak most the time, 3) seeming oddly hostile when her face is at rest, 4) having a speech impediment, 5) having a lazy eye and finally 6), being a fucking pooner. It's hard to believe she's having trouble on the market!
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Why is it so hard to get a partner IRL​

(This is a throwaway account btw) So I'm trans (19) in a rural area. I never really gotten crush on in school from my knowledge. The only partner I really had irl lasted 3 years in highschool but we broke up an year ago.Ever since than I been single, it hurts because how hard it is to find a partner. I never really used dating apps before. I notice people give me some looks while I'm working my job but nothing ever happeneds. I don't know if it just the area I'm in, or me personally.Since I don't really get out that much beside work. And when I do I'm usually too shy to step up and talk to somebody. It isn't because I don't like talking to people, I can talk somebody ear off when I have the chance but I'm just scared to start it.Other than that I don't really know what to do, I don't think my looks are a problem, I'm pretty average, maybe a little above in the unconventional way. But I heard that I have a hard case of RBF, which I'm trying my best to get rid of it. The only other things I could think of is my speech imdepment and sometimes my lazy eye.Like I said I don't really know what to do, I'm tired of being alone, not having somebody to talk too, to mess around with. I feel like it gonna continue going this way and I feel horrible because everybody in my family usually stayed with the people they met in highschool, or they got married young. I know I have enough time but I don't feel like it ever gonna happened.
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Uzumaki said:
This takes three seconds to dismantle.

A man fucks a dog. He feels great pride and self righteousness.

Your child brings home a good grade. You feel jealousy and hate.

Emotions don’t exist in a vacuum; how you feel about things is a function of who you are deep down.
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But your bad character caused the feelings. Your feelings did not cause you to have bad character.
 
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Putting the "miss" in "misandry: a FTM complains that nobody takes her problems seriously and seems unaware that the real reason nobody listens to her is not because she's a man, but because she is a shrimpy, obnoxious little girl-toad.
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Pooners talking about misandry pisses me off, for several reasons:
1. A minute ago you denied misandry even exists. You called men inherently violent and evil too, silenced them and disregarded their experiences. Give me a break. Only now when it is supposedly relevant to you, suddenly it is a huge problem.
2. In fact, they still do exactly the same thing to "cis" men, especially "cis" white men. They silence them and their experiences. One of the comments, which OP agree with, illustrates what I mean:
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My controversial opinion is that misandry really only exists to hurt more marginalized male groups and of that trans men(a group of men no one sees or wants to be men) will be the worst effected
You don’t see people actively push cis men to be women whereas that’s the norm for trans meb
So misandry only exists when it comes to "marginalized male groups", and in particular trans men. White "cis" men do not experience misandry at all. And if some white "cis" man would attempt to say otherwise, his words would be immediately contemptuously dismissed.
3. This isn't even misandry. Especially when, like OP, they are pre-T. Nobody sees them as a man. They know it, too. Somehow they claim to be both not seen as men and suffer from misandry the most.
 
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