📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[The Taco Santo!]

Lindsey Amanda “Christopher” Cole, 40, passed away on April 15, 2026, in San Angelo. Public obituary listings from Robert Massie Funeral Home refer to the deceased as Lindsey Amanda Cole or Lindsey “Christopher” Amanda Cole. No cause of death is stated in the available notices, and no official reports have publicly linked Cole’s death to the gym incidents.

Oh, what a shame.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I think he was a drug addict and is retroactively retconning all drunk/high sex as rape or something along those lines.

this is the most accurate imitation of acting like a woman i’ve seen any troon do before so i have to give credit where credit is due

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

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I imagine this guy just logged onto reddit to jerk off to bees and stumbled upon this announcement, and for a brief moment he felt so sad he didn't want to jerk off to bees anymore, just for a moment though.

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You'd think OP was 20ish right? Nope, this meme was posted by a 47 year old man with children. Imagine your almost 50 year old male colleague suddenly wearing a miniskirt to work. He is divorced and his kids live with his mom, but he came out to them as "nonbinary". Also, he just started believing he is a "system" of 3 people in 1 body out of nowhere. He also gets offended at the notion that the only cases this happens are with people with DID who suffer trauma, which he doesn't have. For some reason this 47 year old man posts like a 15 year old faggot on the internet.

 

[Sean Andalou]

this is the most accurate imitation of acting like a woman i’ve seen any troon do before so i have to give credit where credit is due

More precisely, an accurate imitation of a stereotype.

Sure stereotypes may have some basis in fact, but a misogynistic troon deliberately imitating it differs by several orders of magnitude.

 

[Julie Newmar]

More precisely, an accurate imitation of a stereotype.

Sure stereotypes may have some basis in fact, but a misogynistic troon deliberately imitating it differs by several orders of magnitude.

I love when dudes come on this thread, see a man in a skirt act like a fucking freak and go “ha! Yep! Just like a woman!”

 

[Lord Sillynipples]

Zoomer white women are actually fucked as a demographic.

Spoiler

I'm late and autistic. But yeah, I wish I could disagree as a white woman who hates all this bs, but it is 100% true. Zoomers got targetted hard by this shit; at least a good amount of the men seem to be going against it, but I genuinely don't get why so many women, especially white ones got so completely captured by this bullshit. Even when I was more sympathetic to leftism I still thought the trans trend and the collective guilt race shit was retarded. I'm sure I cannot be the only one in existence who is like this. So why is it impossible to find others who feel the same??? Like what the hell happened to make so many of us completely buckbroken??? The only place where that isn't the case is on here.

Even my closest female friend, the only woman I know who I can bond with over laughing at troons and being virulently racist together, is not white and was raised in a country where no one gives a fuck about this shit. Meanwhile I know plenty of white American guys I can make those jokes around. Young white women that won't blow a fuse at hearing a mildly offensive joke, or even just will agree to disagree on politics, are shockingly rare for some reason. The ones that are more conservative are usually fundie religious ones who probably wouldn't have much in common with the average Kiwichud either. It really puts into perspective the leftist narrative of racist white women. I mean, maybe most of them are just fake and pretending to be progressive, that wouldn't surprise me... I just can't imagine living like that, having to lie and virtue signal constantly for retards that won't ever fully accept you. They treat "allies" worse than they treat people who just don't involve themselves at all honestly, they're always going to find a way to call you racist or transphobic, why even play the game? What is there to prove?

Finding friends is hard enough, I can't imagine the nightmare for men my age trying to date.

 

[AskMeAnything]

Your wish is my command

Apologies and thanks to the mod who edited my post.
I tried to do my first spoiler the other day and totally fucked it up (I am somewhat retarded)

And I thought a childish drawing of a topless bee was pretty harmless.
Tbh, I still don't know what's ok and what's not on here.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Thats funny. I knew this name sounded familiar. This retard was complaining about the farms today on another twitter thread I was on posted here. We have a site wide notice for Chibi Reviews crying about us and blaming us for what Sharty did, and this retard in this pic I'm quoting above(Emerald Apple) was arguing with me and others about the farms. He's crying that the farms is responsible for the suicides of three people. Yet here he is being edgy about trans activists.

I despise these types of people. You're so cool with being anti troon but the minute your favorite parasocial relationship partner is in the metaphorical crosshairs, now you're gonna bring up poor trannies being targeted as a shield. A lot of trannies are in the chibi twitter post using this opportunity to bash the farms so I gathered some pics i'll go through and post later if any are comical.


Yeah I literally have only bought three games at full price on launch date in the last ten years. Hogwarts Legacy, Black Myth Wukong, and Elden Ring. The first two were simply to spite the fucking activists who try to tear a game down for their bullshit social justice reasons. I found Hogwarts to be about the most mid game a game could be. Extremely repetitive with around five enemies max you fight and the RP in RPG to be lacking. That said? If they do this campaign again over it i'll buy this one too lmao.

To be fair we all signed up to be internet outcasts by joining this site, while those suicides aren't directly because of the farms it can easily be argued that we were a "contributing factor" to the deaths in a legal context and that would turn the majority of casual observers against us, it's a reminder that we should always be wary about the shit we say and do. Null is having to deal with this shit in court right now for fuck sake and hopefully the farms comes out on top, censorship is alive and well in the land of the free so long as you're not one of the sheep.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

He should rename himself ”Evie is severely mentally ill"

https://archive.is/3MGJV

>Do I pass?
No.

 

[Kill Mitts]

His obit mentions fucking Elden Ring and Dark Souls

damn, providing so little of substance to the world that your orbituary mentions video games
maybe a global extinction event isn't a bad thing at this point

 

[Syikeblade]

This is levels of retardation not uncommon with pooner's or trannies.

Spoiler: Stolen penis

Stolen Penis (self.FTMventing)
submitted 1 day ago * by Alarmed_Ad7435
I'm not sure what I'm looking for, or if I'm just coming here to process it so I don't have another breakdown on the highway over it but I learned something kinda messed up this week...
Soo apparently, when pregnant capable ppl have a fetus cooking, if the pregnant person feels like they are in an unsafe environment (particularly with an aggressive male present) then the pregnant person unconsciously force feminizes the fetus so the son wouldn't be in competition with their father...
I could literally have XY in my fucking genes. But my penis was stolen from me by my father's inability to grow up past 7... my childhood was a fucking disaster because of this man, and now I learn that even my fucking body isn't Mine because of HIM??!!
Fuuuck dude...
Edit for source link https://www.cuimc.columbia.edu/news/stress-during-pregnancy-may-affect-babys-sex-risk-preterm-birth
Hmm my friend my have misremembered the data when they mentioned this...

Not like the comments are that much better

Spoiler: Idiots

sadgaythrowawaylol 71 points 1 day ago
Male fetuses are apparently more likely to self-abort when exposed to stress so female fetuses are kept female to increase survival. So if anything, sounds like you're just a stronger man to me. But also I get feeling that anger. I was thought to be a boy in the womb until like the last minute.

[–]Adalon_bg 42 points 1 day ago
Takes a real man to change gender in the womb for survival, I bet most men wouldn't be that brave.

[–]thuleanFemboy 21 points 1 day ago
omg wtf. where did you read that?? thats actually disturbing i hate the whole entire human reproduction shit so much it hurts

I wonder if they would still love abortion if it were possible to detect mental illnesses before birth.

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[Vlad the Implier]

TxDPS stated that a preliminary investigation indicates that a 2011 Mack truck tractor towing a trailer was traveling eastbound on R.M. 853 when, “for unknown reasons,” 40-year-old Lindsey Amanda Cole of San Angelo “crossed the main lane of travel” in front of the vehicle while walking on the road.

Bee Porn Tranny died as so many flying insects tragically do; splattered on the grille of a big truck. I couldn't find the original video, but here's a still from the recording:

I did some salt mining in the FB comments.

>man he mentally ill libtard identifying as a woman you mean man liberal not a woman MANLY biological man


>"The man wasn't man enough to do it himself."



>99 problems but a swinging sausage in the ladies' locker room ain't one (anymore)


>One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic

 

[Hweeks]

He just liked to practice for plays at the local community center...

 

[FOUND YOU!]

>man he mentally ill libtard identifying as a woman you mean man liberal not a woman MANLY biological man

"can you give me a definition of what a woman is? I guess you get your education from Liberals 'R Us?"

 

[Vlad the Implier]

"can you give me a definition of what a woman is? I guess you get your education from Liberals 'R Us?"

That was one of my favorites. It has such boomer energy and the fact that Toys "R" Us is gone (RIP) means this kinda reference is going to be lost on the new generation.

 

[Hanging Tree]

Soo apparently, when pregnant capable ppl have a fetus cooking,

Oh? Pregnant capable people such as yourself little lady? So instead of this pooner feeling sympathetic towards her mom being stressed during pregnancy, she bitches about her "penis" being robbed from her. Guess what, you'll never be a man and your body is your own. This incongruence between poon and troons bodies and sense of self always reminds me that they're all just histrionics with body dysmorphia.

>99 problems but a swinging sausage in the ladies' locker room ain't one (anymore)

I guess I'm MATI today, but it's disgusting to read all the pro-troon comments saying that women should just accept dick and balls in their private spaces. No, I do not want to see a penis in a female only changing room and this shouldn't even be up for debate. Also fuck Josh Carter for dismissing women's safety concerns. YOU Josh Carter are pushing the biggest threat to women and children's safety and are patting yourself on the back while doing it. Go gargle some tranny dick, oh sorry, a "feminine penis".

 

[Vlad the Implier]

I guess I'm MATI today, but it's disgusting to read all the pro-troon comments saying that women should just accept dick and balls in their private spaces. No, I do not want to see a penis in a female only changing room and this shouldn't even be up for debate. Also fuck Josh Carter for dismissing women's safety concerns. YOU Josh Carter are pushing the biggest threat to women and children's safety and are patting yourself on the back while doing it. Go gargle some tranny dick, oh sorry, a "feminine penis".

Take heart in the knowledge that more and more people are becoming increasingly bold to point out the Empress has a penis.

Josh Carter was by far one of the most aggressive guntguarders. Have a look at some photos of him and laugh:

Spoiler: The soy is strong with this one

 

[Comp0site Specter]

This tranny is sooo close to getting that the men who date them are not actually straight.

I've never read comments and felt the need for an adult as an adult

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Take heart in the knowledge that more and more people are becoming increasingly bold to point out the Empress has a penis.

Josh Carter was by far one of the most aggressive guntguarders. Have a look at some photos of him and laugh:

Spoiler: The soy is strong with this one

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He is ruining a classic film and I hate him for that too.

Yes, Kevin Smith himself is probably pozzed these days (I'm not checking, 'cause I don't wanna know), but Dogma was a great flick.

Who is this particularily-dysgenic freak, anyway?

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Who is this particularily-dysgenic freak, anyway?

It was from this post I made earlier. He's just some guy who spent way too much time engaged in comment section gorilla warfare with the hardworking, pronoun disrespecting people of San Angelo, Texas. He's a nobody.