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Vlad the Implier said:
That flag was adopted in 2018, my guess is that its just brownoids getting jealous of how much attention the gays were getting. This was 2 years before St. Fentanylius got used as a knee rest in 2020 and everyone went out to protests just to get out of lockdown.

Last time they got to have a good chimpout was the Zimmerman trial/Michael Brown stuff around 2013-2014. I'm trying to think of "fiery, but mostly peaceful" protests before that but all I can think of is 1992 LA riots... they seem to be more agitated now.
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I missed this but lol no the Progress Flag is for white progressives to virtue-signal about race
 
hdr22@clintonemail•com said:
I missed this but lol no the Progress Flag is for white progressives to virtue-signal about race
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I looked up the creator and this checks out. Fruitiest lil gnome I've ever seen.
 
Ok, they should start giving out exams for their informed consent packets for this treatment. With a proctor. No, that is a known symptom and side effect of messing with your endocrine system.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
The trans community is a cult.
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The trans movement is also completely intertwined with the trans community. Even well-meaning non-trans allies who are mildly critical of the trans movement while still holding pro queer/trans adjacent views don't understand this. Many open and vocal trans activists are trans themselves and are viewed as defenders of their community. I can imagine 99% trans people online wholeheartedly agree with the demands and goals of trans activism as well, regardless of how questionable the wider trans community's conduct is to the wider public.
 
Law said:
Transman: "I know that I have a man-soul cause I do X!"
A woman: "I'm a woman and I do X, therefore doing X doesn't make you a man."
Transman: "You're lying!"
Dealing with translogic is just exhausting.
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IMO the FtMs who also want to dress feminine and cosplay as like, twinky, swishy, gay boys are the most confusing. Kikomi levels of "why did you even bother though?"
Stabby_Pencil said:
Ok, they should start giving out exams for their informed consent packets for this treatment. With a proctor. No, that is a known symptom and side effect of messing with your endocrine system.
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The medical community already does this (it’s called “informed consent protocol”) and troons are just so possessed by magical thinking they pretty much ignore all the warnings they have to sign off on to get the HRT and if the doctors didn’t give it to them they’d go source it from some back alley dealer from Brazil who sells vials contaminated with hair and call it “life saving medicine”.
 
Excuses, she says?

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i’m getting a hysterectomy later this year and i need help coming up with why i need surgery. i’m 100% stealth and wish to stay that way. the people at my job are HUGE gossips and will ask. what abdominal surgery would be a good excuse as to why im getting surgery?
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Suppose a man were having some sort of embarrassing medical procedure?
How would he handle potential office gossip?
By telling them nothing, of course. And without agonizing about it first.
That's just what one does. Or more precisely does not do.

Am I not right, gentlemen? :lit:
 
Sean Andalou said:
Excuses, she says?

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Suppose a man were having some sort of embarrassing medical procedure?
How would he handle potential office gossip?
By telling them nothing, of course. And without agonizing about it first.
That's just what one does. Or more precisely does not do.

Am I not right, gentlemen? :lit:
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Right?! Like, you are not obligated to tell anyone why you’re getting surgery, and if anyone asks tell them politely to butt out. Caring about what other women think is such female-brained behavior.
 
Cholesterol Gremlin said:
Right?! Like, you are not obligated to tell anyone why you’re getting surgery, and if anyone asks tell them politely to butt out. Caring about what other women think is such female-brained behavior.
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Also, in my experience with guys, most guys don't care about what gossip is happening, if they even notice it. Truly this is the most Straight White Female issue
 
Upon being switched to a different location with the same company, a MTF gets the mean-mugging of a lifetime from just about everybody he encounters on his very first shift, with reactions to his appearance ranging from glares and grimaces to snarky little smirks. His post history indicates that he receives nasty looks often in public - or at least acts like he does - so I was curious to see what sort of defrosted caveman we might be working with. Now at first I was surprised that OP wasn't retina-meltingly hideous, but when I really looked at his eyes, I'd bet dollars to donuts that as someone who named himself "Dark_Triad_Queen", there may be an innate soullessness to his countenance that inspires the same chill one gets from sensing an animal stalking you on a nature trail.
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Transferred and started working at new company location yesterday ……. don’t pass at all just like I suspected​

Holy foooooking broooootal
I transferred locations at work and started somewhere new last night and it’s obvious I don’t pass
The only thing different is people don’t slip up on my name or pronouns ( it was getting better at my old place regarding that anyway but was still treated like a guy)
Everyone was cold to me but my shift manager who I’ve worked with before years ago who surprisingly did a good job not putting me on the spot. He saw I had gotten much further transitioned ( also not the type to go around telling everyone my personal history like that) and didn’t acknowledge it or the name change on the roster.
Everyone on the crew but a sweet old Hispanic lady treated me like a repulsive leper and freak. Really cold and completely avoiding me. The closing manager had to pull teeth to get people to just look me in the eye and tell me their names.
My tasks required going around a few places around what’s essentially a warehouse and people would just see me , stare or glare at me then leave for 10 minutes when I was in their Vicinity. Every single one would just walk away and do something else. The only difference is I didn’t notice the occasional full grimace. Just that angry evil look especially from an older associate and what I guessed was a lesbian.
One guy saw me and smirked too.
So this is it ? Nearly 45lbs of muscle loss , 4 years HRT injections , weight cycling with pio and progesterone for wider hips and a snatched waist , post BA and FFS , Thousands on laser and electrolysis, 18 months voice training and effortlessly sounding female ( drive thru confirms this) and I just look like an uncanny freaky gay man to people ?
My bone structure that makes me wide and hands/ feet are literally an inescapable clocky prison
This is my life now I guess
No friends except for one or two from before transition , social isolation , never having a lover again and being a monster that only comes out at night for some meager job that everyone hates on sight ?
What kind of fucking life is this ? 😭😭😭😭 now I get to go beg for my old work location back
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The casual invocation of male pronouns at work brings a troon to tears at his desk as he laments that no matter how much money he pours into his appearance, never will his skeleton bear the effortlessness of the opposite sex. He lists off numerous things he's changed, but in the end, OP has been working there for nearly a decade and realizes that none of it will ever erase the man they know him as - and his concern about his hireability means that he's not in a position to find a new job where ass-kissing coworkers is a requirement for the role.
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coworkers will never see me as anything but a man​

sorry im just having the worst day and i need to vent
ive been on HRT for 3 years and i feel like i pass decently enough (haven't been called sir by a stranger irl in 9 months, haven't been called sir on the on phone in 6~ months) but the issue is always at work. ive been out for 14 months, but ive worked here for 9 years, so there's nothing i can do to change my perception of these people. im forever tainted as Male. i like the work i do and i used like the people i work with, but every He or Him or the weekly deadnaming is killing my soul.
today i was passing by a coworkers desk when i noticed her and another coworker were having trouble with a paper jam in the printer. i offered to help and the 2nd coworker said "oh good, maybe HE can help!" meanwhile im wearing full makeup and have C cup breasts and women's clothing and i just wanted to fucking scream. ive done so much work to pass better and it doesn't even matter. completely changed my style, my wardrobe, my mannerisms, learned how to do makeup, spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars of laser hair removal... doesn't matter to them. after helping them, i went back to my desk and cried silently.
i don't know what to do other than get a new job. which i really don't want to do, i like my job a lot and the pay + benefits are nice. i don't exactly have a lot of opportunities as a 30 year old trans woman that dropped out of college. i just don't know how to cope with everyone here seeing me as a man. i wish they knew how much it hurts to have your entire existence rejected like this.
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Goldicocks: Though AO3 is the domain of crossdressing homosexual androgynes getting railed, this particular one finds himself underrepresented among the sea of pale fish filet boys that make up the fantasies of most fujoshi; as such, he struggles to find himself a bowl of porridge at the perfect temperature for him. Multiple other users suggest that he tries to be the change he wishes to see and try writing his own works, but OP balks at the suggestion, instead demanding that women cater to his needs instead even though he disdainfully describes their works as an "inability to write gay romance that in any way resembles what real homosexual men are like."
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AO3 is dogshit if you're a trans woman​

Firstly you're greeted by Harry Potter - J.K. Rowling before you even open the website.
Secondly, searching "original trans female character" gets you trans male characters with "female anatomy used" or "afab language used." There's such few stories written about trans women.
If you can find a story with a trans female character, it's either 1.) the author of the fic headcannoning one of their blorbos as a twink 2.) she's exclusively topping, futa dick girl, st4t in it's most unholy configuration (PIV pre-SRS) 3.) someone who very clearly doesn't see the trans female character as an actual woman. 4.) there's barely any straight content whatsoever.
I remember seeing a statistic that said like 0.5% of all users on the platform were trans women.
Where the fuck can I go to read smut written by other trans women? And don't say smutttt because I've read every single text on the sub.
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Buzz off: if you liked that last helping of intra-alphabet abuse, you'll probably find someting to snicker at with this next post in which a bumbling li'l dood mistakes the wasps' nest of r/askgaybros for a hive she's welcomed in and learns quite quickly that no one there is interested in hearing about her honeycomb.
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Why gay bros so mean​

I was in a subReddit of gay men and the discussion was about bisexual men and how kind of cheaters they're
So i wanted to comment my perspective as a bisexual man myself, And said that it's not about that something's inherently wrong with the sexuality, But with the person's morals itself, In every group of people you'll find bad and good people even in the gay community
And they went insane in the replies, I really wish people stop treating topics for a serious discussion with emotions and past experiences, like yeah we get it you got traumatized from a bisexual man, Still don't represent the whole bisexual community
What really got on my nerve the most is that some guy responded that I'm not only bisexual but also a trans, "that's the catch" and "I'll never understand the experience of homosexual Cis males"
I'm laughing really, like i wouldn't give a fuck if i mentioned that I'm trans or something, but this person cared enough to look into my profile and point out that I'm trans in a discussion that has nothing to do with the trans topic
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Familiarity breeds contempt: a FTM despises that others of her clan find her very easy to spot by sheer virtue of simply knowing what to look for. Don't worry, OP - with how oversaturated much of modern media is with troons 'n' poons, you can bet more than just your fellow clowns will be able to pick out a fellow performer in a lineup.
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i’m tired of passing and being able to be stealth with cis people, but other trans people clock me​

i don’t know what the fuck i’m doing to even be clockable?? my voice?? i’m short??? i’m so fucking frustrated because the only people who tell me oh i knew are 1) trans people 2) SOME people with openly trans friends. i feel like shit bc it just feels like no matter what i do somehow someway someone will know im trans before I want to share it before I want to say anything. and there’s Nothing i can fucking do about it.
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Lastly, after getting into a pistol-wielding episode of road rage with an alleged junkie, a troon has now decided that because he has been "falsely" accused of this crime and is facing potential time in the clink, the only way out is six feet under. At face value, the real comedy in this story is OP's continued emphasis about how microscopic, effeminate and riddled with AIDS he is; however, a post on the Sanctioned Suicide forum reveals details he conveniently left off of Reddit, such as his desire to film a video explaining his intentions in order to use his own death as a political ploy: "How can I go about explaining why it is I'm left no other choice but to do this when I don't want to, and make sure the whole world knows, so maybe something will be done to prevent other people like me having to kill themselves in the future?" He asks. "How can I make a statement that will get out to the public, and generate the outrage that should be generated by this? How can I use this inescapable, and tragic situation to create some kind of change?"
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I've Been Left No Other Choice​

I have been falsely accused of pulling my pistol on someone, when they charged at me screaming, making me fear for my life, after I almost hit them and their wife with my car.
Now I'm facing potential jail time, possibly a year and a half of it, over something I didn't even do.. as a small, noticeably feminine transgender woman on HRT, with hiv, who will be housed with the very worst and most dangerous of men.
I have just a little over a month left.
There truly is no way out. I was the one who was almost attacked, I was the one who was cussed at and screamed at, I was the one that was ran at, and almost hit, called many different kinds of slurs, and still I did not pull my weapon. It was simply on my person. I am innocent, and yet my life is endangered.
This jail does not replace medications, even for people like me. I know this for a fact, because they have made it abundantly clear to me.
If I go to jail for more than 30 days, I lose my insurance, income, and home.. not to mention my access to the medications tha5 keep me alive.
On top of that, the conditions are third world. Sleeping on mats with no padding, on top of steel bunks. Left in holding cells for a week at a time. Underfed with non nutritious food.
All of that is nothing in comparison to the brutality I faced in there, over public drunks in the past.. and that was when I was a living as a man. Constant threats of violence. The people in there know that I'm not like them. I'm too soft, too gentle.. always have been.
Over the 4 days that I was in a few weeks ago, before I could plead innocent to this misdemeanor charge, I was made to live in fear the entire time I was there. For fuck sakes, a guy threatened to knock me out and rape me, and my only option was to go into quote unquote protective custody, which is really 21-hour lockdown, in a small cell. All I did is look at the guy, scanning the room for my safety, and he started screaming it at me in front of everyone, thus marking me for targeted victimization. The only option would be to run from that kind of thing, only be left in a cell with nothing to occupy my mind. Just 4 walls, a toilet and a bunk, 21hrs a day, indefinitely. So it's either be a victim or go mad, from the time that I would have to do being even worse.
So, suffice to say.. I truly have no other option.
I am a survivor of gang rape, and trafficking. I am terrified of violent men, because I have been victim to their violent behavior too many times in life. I simply cannot endure it.
There are some fates that are worse than death, and for me, as a survivor of the things that I've survived, and as a hiv-positive, very feminine figured transgender woman, going to jail is one of them.
I told my fiance of my intentions, and she got quite upset at me. I promised her in the past that suicide would never be an option for me again.. but I never planned for this. I could have weathered anything, but this. Now, just a few moments ago I lied to her to reassure that I wouldn't... I wanted to mean it, but deep down in my heart I know that I'm going to do this. There's not a doubt in my mind.
Now, I will leave my fiance, parents, and children devastated.
My mother has already lost one child, due to a drug overdose.. she's already fragile, and I know this will possibly kill her.. but what else am I to do?
I have no other choice. My only safe option, the only one I can endure, for lack of better terminology, is using an exit bag.
I have it all figured out. Exactly what supplies I need, where to get them, and when I will do it....
I cant believe my life... all the love and kindness I had in me, left to impart, are to be forfeited like this.
I cant this happened. This charge shouldn't even have been considered... but I am a trans woman in the deep South... and so it is. This town hates me.
I had such a beautiful life with my fiance... even though my life was made terribly uncomfortable everywhere else we went... home was heaven for me... but its all over with now.
I can't run, bounty hunters will look for me. Even if I did, I've no safe place to hide. There really isn't any other option. I cant believe its going to end, like -this-. I was so happy, even in this shit hole, with her, before this. I survived the most horrible things, lived in isolation for years afterwards, only for her to find me, and love me until I was healed enough to function again in life, and it's going to end like -this.-
The world is too cruel... life is unfair....
But that's just how it is sometimes.
I have a little over 30 days left, to give those that I love the very best possible memories of me, before I go.
I need to focus on making sure that my parents, my kids, and my fiance know how much they're loved. I have to focus on keeping a straight face, and showing as much love for them as I possibly can, and leaving letters that will hopefully help them realize that none of this was their fault, and there was nothing they could do to prevent it, or to help me.
I hate that it's come to this, but I truly have been left no other choice.
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To Whom It May Concern To Whom It May Concern​

To Whom It May Concern,
I'm a early middle aged transgender female, living in the worst possible state to be Trans in, and I am facing potential jailtime bc a meth head accused me of pulling my gun on him in a parking lot, when I didn't.
As a very feminine bodied trans woman who is a survivor of gang rape and human trafficking, I cannot endure that. I have cptsd from what happened, and am terrified by men. Being surrounded by and potentially locked into cells with them would be a fate worse than death for me. The few times that I have been in jail for public drunks, I have been at the very bottom of the pecking order.. had my toilet paper, my toothbrush, and my food stolen from me.
I've been threatened with violence and rape multiple times. I simply cannot live with the possibility of it, let alone the reality. If they find me guilty, and they will, because this state is prejudiced against people like me, they will put me back in there with men who will beat and rape me. I just can't endure that again. I cant.
Because of the fucked up, socially backwards nature of the state that I live in, I've been left no other choice but to end my life so that I don't have to run the risk of living underneath the threat of being beaten and raped again everyday.
I'm rapidly approaching the point that I no longer have anything left to say, and no longer have the energy to reach out.
I want to reiterate that this is not some sort of mental health crisis.. this is a rational response to what I'm facing, given my past. I've thought it out, over and again... I don't want to end my life... it's not like I take any joy in it. Iif anything I'm very remorseful at the concept, because my thoughts are with those that I will leave behind...
I want to stress that I'm a perfectly mentally and emotionally stable woman. Under any other circumstances I would -never- entertain ending my life, let alone put together a kit with which to do so... it's just that I am facing abject, unsurvivable horrors.
As I've tried to explain to those I've confided in, there are some fates worse than death... some circumstances in which death is not only preferable, but a welcome friend.... and as much as my spirit loathes it, I am helplessly and hopelessly imperiled to one. I've been left no other choice.
With the Greatest of Regret,
Antigone
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