Trans 👏 Lives 👏 Matter

[Tito from Rocket Power]

*farts*

 

[Heckler1]

My tranny keeps on making a * gluck gluck gluck* sound whenever it blows. Is this normal?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't like cars. Does that make me transphobic?

No. It would make you carphobic

 

[Doctor Placebo]

How come nobody talks about trans on trans violence? That's either car accidents or suicide depending on which punchline you want.

 

[Grumpy]

I have a single speed fixed ratio electric car so my tranny: is a bit weird and pretentious and probably has you blocked on twitter... but I guess that's redundant

 

[Maamtis]

That's too clean. I like my trannies dirty.

 

[Pee Cola]

One of the greatest threats to the trans community is the concept of "sealed for life". Manufacturers allege that these trannies never need servicing. The trouble starts when these trans start dying after only 100,000 miles or so, because they've never been properly serviced.

 

[Silas]

I have a single speed fixed ratio electric car so my tranny: is a bit weird and pretentious and probably has you blocked on twitter... but I guess that's redundant

How do you live with no joy in your life?

 

[Flea Man Marbles]

I'm ready for my trans fluid exchange.

 

[Wraith]

I believed trans lives mattered long before ALL OF YOU! I was there when the 1986 trans movie was out and the decepticons killed so many trans. Then decepticon trans were killed and later we found out it wasn't for the cause of a good story, but to sell more trans, AND ALL IN PASTEL COLORS! WHERE WERE YOU PEOPLE? I WAS THERE!
...
What are we talking about? I'm old.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Crude oil was a mistake.

 

[Touhoku Style]

I like drifting so I try to change my oil before and after every event.

 

[The Last Stand]

I just learned "tranny" is short for "transmission."

What is a transmission and what does it do?