Transparency Report / Warrant Canary Discussion

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What's with Oceania being such fucking pansies about dumb pew pew shit happening down under? How much of my FUCKING TAX MONEY is going to these worthless lawyers whining about a website that's NOT UNDER THE JURISDICTION of the local government? Cry more and daily reminder that the CPC doesn't even block this website. Maybe years of trying to breed the Aboriginals out pickled the brains of our "public servants".

"New Zealand spent over 10 million on a new flag and kept the old one."
"Sydney spent 25 million to erect an Aboriginal flag on the harbour bridge".
Oh, it makes sense all of a sudden.
You see they’re a DeMoCrAcY so that means they’re the good guys and that means they can do whatever insane authoritarian shit they want because good guys never do bad things
 
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Daily reminder that saying "in minecraft" after fedposting is not a valid legal defense
Clearly you never read “The Art of the Slip” written by Slipping Jimmy from the hit series AMC’s Slipping Jimmy about Slipping Jimmy and his antics where he slips all over everybody with his signature catch phrase “It’s slippin time.”
 
I hope there's some dumb political figure who is like IT SAYS KIWI WE ARE RESPONSIBLE JUST FUCKING DO IT

like somehow we're hurting their image lmao
That doesn't even seem that crazy, that because the site is called Kiwi Farms somehow New Zealand thinks it has greater jurisdiction, or they're afraid that if someone looks up "New Zealand Agriculture" this site could come up and people would assume it's associated with the NZ government and it'll hurt their international reputation.

"'Lol' cows? I've never heard of that breed of cattle. Must be unique to New Zealand, I hope they have some pictures..."

You see they’re a DeMoCrAcY so that means they’re the good guys and that means they can do whatever insane authoritarian shit they want because good guys never do bad things
More like "the mocked cry-cy", because all they do is get made fun of and impotently whine about it.
 
Glad to hear we’re still keeping the glowies at bay. Now stop posting violent threats and maybe it’ll keep under the radar for longer.
did the one guy null reported just post blatant threatss.
did he not even try to be subtle about it, with an "in minecraft?"
he could even try to be vague, "i dont like this, i wouldn't feel bad if this happened."
 
It's an abstract kind of a bird, though. We own this abstract concept. We conquered it. It's us now. Fuck you New Zealand you filthy Maori-raping colonialist scumbags!

Realtalk if you've ever been part of any sufficiently large organization, corporate, government, or charity, you quickly learn that 90% of the time when some action is done over and over and over again it's a bunch of tech and possibly regular illiterate boomers who never read emails and memos telling them that X action has already been done and failed, and then they fucking do it again, thinking they're the first to come up with this brilliant idea.

Yes it's the end of the fiscal year at Strelok's organization and he is very angry.
 
@Null I love the transparency, but having canary in the title is misleading. The purpose of a canary is to have a regularly ongoing post that will leave things out if shit is awry. It's usually done monthly and is the same shit time and time again. If something is missing from the canary it is a clue to users that something is wrong. It is a kind of circumnavigation of the law. For a super simple example you could have a canary that has a line that says no user data has been compromised. If that line disappears then we know something is up. According to the law and the forces placed upon you you could add an addendum at the end explaining the situation. If the warrant wouldn't allow an explanation it would tell us to guard our shit. This is a workaround because by American law the authorities can prohibit you from discussing something, but they cant stop you from posting something on a regular schedule and leaving something out. The scheduling thing is kind of big. If you only do it every now and then and leave something out they can assume that you are breaking their bullshit terms. My ass is covered but if there is going to be a Kiwi Farms canary let's do it right. It should be released on the same day every month and cover any potential threat that you can imagine and have a broad line also like "we aren't fucked" or some shit for worst case scenarios. Coming up with the canary is the hardest part. Copy pasting it once a month is pretty simple except when some retard makes terroristic threats and you have to explain it to us. If you want my help devising a canary I'm game. I know you have enough on your plate already.
 
When Christchurch happened the NZ police famously asked Null for user information as they were arresting citizens who had shared or even viewed the video and just assumed the site was mainly NZ citizens
Not only that, but the autism that generated has now metastasized into the current mainstream belief that Tarrant was a poster or that we somehow aided and abetted him. It's ridiculous.
 
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