Off-Topic Transphobic Animals - Pets and other animals who sniff out frauds or react negatively to troons

[internet friend]

a fearher puller

bite without provocation

Jesus Christ this poor bird has been treated very rough.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Male iguana are known to get aggressive when a woman is on her period. Wonder how they react to the smell of HRT.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Parrots can be very, very picky with people and they react strongly to visual change, I cannot see one taking its human trooning out well. Not at all.

The old man's got a parrot he's had since he was a young man and he's never, never been able to go without a beard since. He shaved it off once in his twenties and the poor bird freaked the hell out and bit chunks out of his fingers, ears and cheeks for ages, it was like he thought someone was pretending to be him, he recognised the voice and the eyes but that change made him a stanger to the bird and it scared the living shit out of him.

And this is a well adjusted, very sweet and affectionate parrot that's been with him since he was a chick. My fellah had to wear a hoodie with the pullstring drawn all the way up to his nose until his beard grew back to acceptable levels every time he was home.

I cannot imagine the fear, confusion or heartbreak a bird would go through if their favourite human troons out. It's legitimately heartbreaking to me in a way I hadn't considered before.

 

[Duck & Cover]

Based doggie.

 

[lindor]

Dog the same age as mine at the park every night, troon owner lives near to the park. My shy dog avoided the guy and would scream if he tried to touch her, she fucking hates strange men. But she wanted to play with the other puppy. I let her a few times but had to stop. This dog would hump her relentlessly and he’d just stand and watch me try and get it off her. He didn’t give a fuck that his dog was a pest, I think he was ridiculously autistic.

Eventually he gave the puppy up because he couldn’t take care of himself never mind the dog. I know he still lives there but never leaves the fucking house. His friend owns the dog now and she sometimes takes it to visit. Grim. Incredibly well behaved dog now someones actually taking care of it though.

 

[Procrastinhater]

One of my dogs is demanding another Blahaj.
They fucking annihilated the one they had, and one of my dogs keeps bringing its severed, stuffingless head over to me and dropping it on my feet and looking at me like he's saying "fix this thing"

I think he misses the intact Blahaj but I really don't want to buy another fucking troon shark.
I'm probably gonna end up getting them one it's just weird.
I swear dogs act like people sometimes unless I'm just reading too much into it.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I have a dog from one of the reputed "smartest breeds" and I've noticed she's "triggered" by anything that could be construed as an attempt to deceive or disguise oneself. Face masks are the big one in recent years, but also for instance she started going off at a guy who was carrying a big potted plant such that it covered his face. And she hates troons. She barks at them the same way she barks at intruders. I tell her to leave it but she sits there and mutters under her breath. It makes obvious evolutionary sense why a smart animal would develop a feel for "you're trying to trick me."

I just realized why my dog hated my buddy's waders... Like the pants you wear when you are fishing in the river?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I dunno if this counts, but apparently the guy who wanted to LARP as a dog full time spooks real dogs.

Even pranksters who like to wear wolf masks to mess with their dogs are able to get their pets to warm up to them again once the prank is over.

 

[NoReturn]

I dunno if this counts, but apparently the guy who wanted to LARP as a dog full time spooks real dogs.

Furwalker!

 

[Jacques1194]

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I dunno if this counts, but apparently the guy who wanted to LARP as a dog full time spooks real dogs.

Even pranksters who like to wear wolf masks to mess with their dogs are able to get their pets to warm up to them again once the prank is over.

This must those trans species i've been hearing about.How dare those bigoted dogs not validate this stunning and brave canine.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Parrots can be very, very picky with people and they react strongly to visual change, I cannot see one taking its human trooning out well. Not at all.

The old man's got a parrot he's had since he was a young man and he's never, never been able to go without a beard since. He shaved it off once in his twenties and the poor bird freaked the hell out and bit chunks out of his fingers, ears and cheeks for ages, it was like he thought someone was pretending to be him, he recognised the voice and the eyes but that change made him a stanger to the bird and it scared the living shit out of him.

And this is a well adjusted, very sweet and affectionate parrot that's been with him since he was a chick. My fellah had to wear a hoodie with the pullstring drawn all the way up to his nose until his beard grew back to acceptable levels every time he was home.

I cannot imagine the fear, confusion or heartbreak a bird would go through if their favourite human troons out. It's legitimately heartbreaking to me in a way I hadn't considered before.

Late, but I wonder what would be the parrots reaction if it actually saw him in the process of shaving it off, and if it would be more chill.
But based on the last time I wouldn't be keen to experiment

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

https://archive.md/ObXmy

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Parrots are just based af.

Parrots are sexist as hell and they can absolutely tell the difference between male and female humans. Greater fear towards males, pair bonding with the opposite sex + mate guarding/intrasexual aggression, etc. And they definitely don't like sudden changes in appearance. I have to wait until my parrot goes to sleep for the night before I put on my charcoal mud mask because he flips his fucking shit.

Or maybe he's just triggered by my racial insensitivity:

Spoiler: What every white woman looks like wearing a charcoal mud mask

 

[monstrous bubo]

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You should cross post this in the tranny L’s thread, cos that is definitely an L.

I think he misses the intact Blahaj but I really don't want to buy another fucking troon shark.
I'm probably gonna end up getting them one it's just weird

Hey you groomed those poor Rotties in the first place, and now you wanna get all transphobic on them? Validate them or you’re committing genocide.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Late, but I wonder what would be the parrots reaction if it actually saw him in the process of shaving it off, and if it would be more chill.
But based on the last time I wouldn't be keen to experiment

I mean the theory is sound, but knowing our bird he'd likely try to fight the thing that's eating half of the old boys face off or shout at it if we caged him and did it. He's not the smartest parrot, bless him, he'd either be traumatized or jealous. Even I can't get a kiss on the cheek in when its their time, he likes me but not when I'm creeping on his mans. Can't see him taking to a buzzy thing doing the same.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

I don't knoe about transphobic, but this one is homophobic.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I don't knoe about transphobic, but this one is homophobic.

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When male homosexuality is practiced in most animals, it's not because they're gay, but because they're dominating the bottom. Hell, that's what it was like in many human societies too, they didn't even have any bullshit concept of "sexual orientation" or "gay marriage."

What most people don't realize is that anal sex is an extremely degrading practice for the bottom, that's the whole point. That's why some women even engage in the repulsive act despite lacking a prostate to stimulate.

Anal sex only appeals to those who are desensitized to dopamine, but I digress.

This seems about right. Doggo doesn't want to obey a bottom bitch.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

That's why many men want to get women to even engage in the repulsive act despite lacking a prostate to stimulate.

FTFY

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

FTFY

I actually feel pretty dumb for not wording it like that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I actually feel pretty dumb for not wording it like that.

Absolutely Haram.