Off-Topic Transphobic Animals - Pets and other animals who sniff out frauds or react negatively to troons

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The transphobic parrots are my favorite. I'm biased because I'm a parrot person but reading all of this made me fall in love with these wonderful creatures even more. Animals ain't stupid. Parrots are said to have the mental capacity of a four year old child, but that's still a lot more brain power than any transgender individual.

My bird hates when peoples' fingers have nail polish, so when the clown-looking type of non binary/gender weirdos who have a million piercings and black nails try to hold her, she viciously attacks their fingers and tries to rip their nose rings and earrings off.
 
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Skippybutter said:
The transphobic parrots are my favorite. I'm biased because I'm a parrot person but reading all of this made me fall in love with these wonderful creatures even more. Animals ain't stupid. Parrots are said to have the mental capacity of a four year old child, but that's still a lot more brain power than any transgender individual.

My bird hates when peoples' fingers have nail polish, so when the clown-looking type of non binary/gender weirdos who have a million piercings and black nails try to hold her, she viciously attacks their fingers and tries to rip their nose rings and earrings off.
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Not specifically transphobic but I love parrots so much
 
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....This makes me realize...You could POTENTIALLY market tranny / pooner identifying dogs if done correctly.
>train 2 sets of doggos to BARK at either men, or women, like bomb / drug sniffing doggos will
>discreetly market them as dogs who search for "contraband", keyed up at separate men / women entrances to any function, could make up some bullshit reason for it, as simple as have seperate men / women event passes, at different doors
>Doggos bark at tranny, clearly clocking them with superior doggo senses. Claim this means the person is suspected of holding contraband, and ban them. Don't even bother with searching, just say the DOG (whos not legally liable for discrimination, its a dog) suspects it, so thats all that matters
>can always blame false positive, have pat downs / metal detectors to catch actual contraband
>basically impossible to detect discrimination if you REALLY kept the details about the dog on a need to know basis, like JUST the dog trainer / organizer, don't tell anyone else shit, and obviously have female staffer at female door, male staffer at male door (for comfort reasons) and blame any tranny dog handler for being bad with animals if they somehow get hired.
>Even if investigated, you cant interrogate a dog, and if you really limited the information to 2 people, no court could ever PROVE intent. Even if they could prove the dog transphobic, could just claim ignorance, and get replacement dogs

Maybe sounds a little autistic, but I'd unironically invest in this.
 
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I wanted to share a story of my brother getting outed by a dog at the bar. So my brother is a trans woman and we do not talk anymore for obvious reasons, you can't be friends with troons even if they're your family sadly. But before we cut contact we went to the bar one evening. My brother maybe passed more than the average troon due to having very little body hair to begin with and is quite short. Plus its a dark bar and people don't have the best judgment when drinking. So he's hitting on some girl with a dog and her dog is growling and snarling and she goes "he only does this with men who are strangers! This is so weird!" And then I saw the gears turn in her head and she suddenly makes an excuse about having to go take a phone call. I tell my brother to not chase her and she isn't interested which he throws a fit about but gets over it. I still find it hilarious to this day. Thank you transphobic dog for the laugh.
 
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My dog may end up outing me…​

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I’m pre everything not out 39MtF, my wife (40cisF) is away on a work trip. I have some lingerie I like to wear when I have time to myself.

Our dog, also has a tendency to eat my wife’s underwear when he’s frustrated about something. Well, she’s been gone, and I carelessly left my lace panties in the laundry on the floor while out this morning. I get home, and he’s eaten the crotch out.

My wife gets home tonight. I have plans to go do some stuff tomorrow which means she’ll most likely end up walking the dog at some point. And now I’m paranoid she’s gonna see the dark red lacy remnants of my undies and wonder what’s up…. Fffffffuuuuck. I don’t care the dog destroyed an expensive pair of lingerie, I’m scared I may now be forced to have to have the talk I’ve been dreading depending on when my dog takes a dump and if she sees the underwear in it. Ugh.

cross-posted from the L’s thread
 
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Crossposting from Trannies posting their L's Online thread
batteredpancakes said:
TiF's dog is telling her she'll never be a man by destroying her underwear. He only does this to woman.
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My dog is destroying my underwear
Posting this on a throw away because it’s really embarrassing but my dog keeps destroying my underwear and it’s making me really dysphoric. When he was a puppy my dog used to chew out the crotches of underwear on our house and he only ever did it to the women in my family. It’s been like 10 years since and in that time I came out and started medically transitioning. This week for whatever reason my dog decided to pick up the habit again and has destroyed four pairs of really nice boxers. For whatever reason my parents think it’s hilarious and even more so that I’m upset about it. They said I’m making a big deal about it and it’s “bound to happen to my mom and sister too”. I really didn’t like what they were implying when they said that and it just makes me really uncomfortable. I already have pretty bad bottom dysphoria and it’s just making me feel worse.

Today my dog pulled a clean pair out of the dryer and started eating them while we had company over and they all seemed to find it funny too. I’m honestly less upset about the dog and more upset about my parents treating this like some big joke and making fun of me over it. I’ve tried nicely asking them to stop but they haven’t and just call me dramatic. Wtf do I do??
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My dog may end up outing me…​

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I’m pre everything not out 39MtF, my wife (40cisF) is away on a work trip. I have some lingerie I like to wear when I have time to myself.

Our dog, also has a tendency to eat my wife’s underwear when he’s frustrated about something. Well, she’s been gone, and I carelessly left my lace panties in the laundry on the floor while out this morning. I get home, and he’s eaten the crotch out.

My wife gets home tonight. I have plans to go do some stuff tomorrow which means she’ll most likely end up walking the dog at some point. And now I’m paranoid she’s gonna see the dark red lacy remnants of my undies and wonder what’s up…. Fffffffuuuuck. I don’t care the dog destroyed an expensive pair of lingerie, I’m scared I may now be forced to have to have the talk I’ve been dreading depending on when my dog takes a dump and if she sees the underwear in it. Ugh.

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Then don’t leave your stuff on the floor, idiot.
 
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Riverfagg1599 said:
A fucking flag as exposure therapy for a cat?? I know that some animals are freaked out by rainbow colors. I wonder if this is stressing the cat out at all. Either way it's fucking retarded.
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I know horses get spooked by those Pride crosswalks.
Instead of maybe questioning the value of wasting taxpayer's money on something that confuses and frightens animals, they just decided to give them special training:

Spooked Met police horses given special training on walking over LGBT rainbow​

Metropolitan Police horses are being given special training after “getting spooked” by colourful road markings such as rainbow crossings.

The force said it had not anticipated the horses to become flustered by the bright colours, prompting officers to get them “used to” the signs “before riding them out in public”.

The training would “eliminate risk to [the] public, motorists, or distress to our horses”, they added.

Pedestrian crossings painted in rainbow colours have been installed across London to show support for the LGBTQ+ community.

But the Met Office took to social media on Thursday to say that “some of the horses are getting spooked by the bright colours”.

The Met Police Taskforce said in a tweet: “Something we hadn’t expected was that some of the horses are getting spooked by the bright colours of the Colourful Crossings project and other road markings in Central London.

“To enable us to ride and patrol safely we had training versions installed with help from @gevekomarkings who donated our new Bright Training crossings.

The Met said: “A misconception is that horses only see in black and white. They may not see colour the way we do, but they are not ‘colour blind’.

“Therefore, the differing shades and patterns of a colourful crossing could suggest an obstacle in the road, causing a horse to shy from something that we, as humans do not see.
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How about instead of spending hours trying to train horses to ignore their natural instincts to equate bright colors as dangerous and stressing the poor fucking things they just don't waste taxpayer's money painting sodomite propaganda all over the fucking crosswalks?
Fucking joke.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
How about instead of spending hours trying to train horses to ignore their natural instincts to equate bright colors as dangerous and stressing the poor fucking things they just don't waste taxpayer's money painting sodomite propaganda all over the fucking crosswalks?
Fucking joke.
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Even though the video is Australian, this appears to be the UK. The really ridiculous thing is that the Government has told the local authorities repeatedly not to have gimmicky zebra crossings, partially for this reason, yet the local councils continue to do it anyway.
 
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