Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Goddamn, how horrifying. The smug ‘duper’s delight’ smile on his face just shows how much he loves grossing out that woman and knowing she’s not in a position to tell him to fuck off.
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Yes! And he definitely saw me looking his way too at some point. But this creepy smug look and that dress length is all that I need to tell me this guy is probably some sort of AGP fetish troon. And he's been there for a while too. I always forget he works there but then when I go there I'm also always perpetually grossed out.


PoonerQuota said:
A troon runs the main perfume counter at the Orlando Neiman Marcus too, but he's more of a ladyboy type. Very aggressive salesperson, not like the female SAs. Like he was selling souvenirs at a tourist trap, not $300 perfumes.
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I didn't get the vibe this guy was aggressive in his tactics, though I couldn't hear what they were talking about. His voice was clearly male though, no effort there at all. But he's definitely enjoying the attention of the actual women that visit the store. Is the Neiman Marcus ladyboy one of those type of smug enjoyers as well?
 
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Spooky all year said:
Yes! And he definitely saw me looking his way too at some point. But this creepy smug look and that dress length is all that I need to tell me this guy is probably some sort of AGP fetish troon. And he's been there for a while too. I always forget he works there but then when I go there I'm also always perpetually grossed out.



I didn't get the vibe this guy was aggressive in his tactics, though I couldn't hear what they were talking about. His voice was clearly male though, no effort there at all. But he's definitely enjoying the attention of the actual women that visit the store. Is the Neiman Marcus ladyboy one of those type of smug enjoyers as well?
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Not really, just a classic ladyboy. He was all business and not one of these how much can I get away w types.
 
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This is an old one- at my supermarket 2 years ago? - at the height of the Bud Light controversy 2 years ago with Dylan Mulvaney. Which was a problem for me because Bug Light actually was my (shitty) beverage of choice. But you could drink a LOT of them of an afternoon. Anyway, I had a ton of stuff on the checkout, including some Bud Light, and I'm quickly bagging my shit and without looking, apologized to the people behind me. And one said, "Oh no it's fine, fine!" and I looked and it was clearly an elderly troon I had never seen before. Long gray hair, looked like Ian Mckellen in drag. When I clocked this I could TELL it was because of the Bud Light they were so vocally supportive. Because Dylan, lol. I was polite with my thanks.
 
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Spooky all year said:
Yes! And he definitely saw me looking his way too at some point. But this creepy smug look and that dress length is all that I need to tell me this guy is probably some sort of AGP fetish troon. And he's been there for a while too. I always forget he works there but then when I go there I'm also always perpetually grossed out.
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Have you excuse me, sir-ed him yet in the hopes of getting an IT"S MA'AM! out of him.
 
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One of my first customers to the shop was such a busted looking tranny I actually went deer in the headlights for a second when they walked in.
Said hello to me in a high voice, but the second he was speaking to his female companion his voice dropped to a clear man's voice that had the monotone quality of someone on the spectrum.

They bought around $40 in dice and some Pokemon cards, paid for by the female companion who made the comment "I'm getting these plus what the lady in the corner is getting", I so badly wanted to make a show of looking over past the troon and asking exactly what other person they meant.

They sat outside for a bit and I was able to snap a pic through the window while putting out merch.
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Troon Meet Noose said:
Have you excuse me, sir-ed him yet in the hopes of getting an IT"S MA'AM! out of him.
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I haven't. I try not to interact with him tbh, because I'm currently in a job where that might net me some trouble as it can reflect poorly on my position and the company. Might try it after I'm done with it and if he's still around though!
 
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Omfg!
Just saw/heard my long lost local sighting, Tranny-with-the-deepest-voice-ever.

I was gonna take a picture but A) he wasn't wearing anything that entertaining today and B) I am literally in the doctors surgery and it felt a bit harsh.
I didn't realise it was him for ages, it was just the normal standard incredibly loud boom of a 60 something geordie man, that you reverberate feel in your own chest and feet. Until I looked over and saw the long sensible khaki skirt. Not in his usual floral wedding guest gowns today.

My nurse leant out the room (summoned by his voice down the corridor through 2 doors) and said "hiya, you alright Jimmy?" so he apparently isn't calling himself Lilith Slutdragon. More points for him there.
He was ordering a huge laundry list of medications. So many so that my appointment and subsequent blood test both were completed in the time it took him to be finished.

As I left the building I heard him bemoaning never winning anything, except the Meat Raffle in years gone by, at the Union Jack club.
Absolutely fantastic stuff. I want to know everything about him.
 
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Pig Cups said:
>Creepy barber with no professionalism or respect for boundaries owns a shop on W Colfax Ave in Denver.
>Troon hairstylist Jax Gratton worked on the same street.
>Creepy barber seems to have a distaste for genderspecials.
>Jax Gratton goes missing.
>His body is later found in a W Colfax alleyway.

Could they be, you know, connected?
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That is genuinely intriguing. Unironically you should send in an anonymous tip. He seems too unhinged to get away with a murder cleanly but who knows, sometimes circumstances are lucky.
Dr. Butt said:
Which is: spends all day watching porn and getting takeaway dinners. There you go. Now you know everything about him.
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I'm going to say I reckon the majority of his life is occupied by medical appointment drudgery actually. Every time I've seen him it's been in chemist's and doctors or walking down streets where chemists and doctors are.
Union Jack Club suggests ex-serviceman. Looks to be Falklands and Northern Ireland age.
 
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I'm going to say I reckon the majority of his life is occupied by medical appointment drudgery actually. Every time I've seen him it's been in chemist's and doctors or walking down streets where chemists and doctors are.
Union Jack Club suggests ex-serviceman. Looks to be Falklands and Northern Ireland age.
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That doesn't contradict my post.
 
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I swear that I see a new MTF every other time that I'm at the grocery store and it doesn't include the two or three gender blobs working. The dead giveaway? It's not the large gaggley body. I swear that every one is in a dress with long sleeves or tights underneath. They are ALWAYS wearing a mask. They stick out like a sore thumb because it's a warm climate in the middle of the summer.
 
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Great sighting at the airport this week. My family was arriving at an airport and going down a level to the rental cars when something caught my eye. A literally 6'5" guy with short hair he was just starting to grow out, women's clothing, and bad makeup (blue eyeshadow, rust blush on cool-toned skin, the works) was at the start of the TSA line. A short black TSA lady was talking to him. The troon was starting to get upset about something. I was on an escalator so I couldn't get any closer.

Then a second great thing happened. In front of us was a small Mennonite family. I watched the couple turn like they had scented a predator and look at the troon and then share a look lol.
 
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Shiba Inu Strike Force said:

More info on barber person. Not relevant to this thread at this point but w/e idc.View attachment 7614216
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Sounds like this guy is a real piece of work. If it turns out that he’s responsible for the death of Jax Gratton, as I’ve recently posited…:
Pig Cups said:
>Creepy barber with no professionalism or respect for boundaries owns a shop on W Colfax Ave in Denver.
>Troon hairstylist Jax Gratton worked on the same street.
>Creepy barber seems to have a distaste for genderspecials.
>Jax Gratton goes missing.
>His body is later found in a W Colfax alleyway.

Could they be, you know, connected?
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…I won’t shit bricks. I’ll shit fucking *CINDERBLOCKS*. What an insane example of an offhand prediction coming true that’d be.
 
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