“Xander, I didn’t dox him. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXXED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”
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Turkish Delights - Aka Locum Aka "Throat Pleasure" Aka Low-Cum
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If it has rosewater get the fuck out.
Czechnuts roasting on an open fire
True & Honest Fan
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I thought Turkish delight was first sodomizing your horse to establish dominance, followed by then saddling up with your Horde and their freshly sodomized horses and riding west towards the City of the Worlds Desire. Then you conquer this city and become the dominant power in the Mediterranean.
That takes care of the cremation..
True & Honest Fan
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They’re actually pretty good.
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They’re actually pretty good.
Especially when a witch serves you them in a fancy dish.
We wuz Mobla suits n shit
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tried one once when i bough a gyro
it tasted like powdered shit
Milled wedges.
True & Honest Fan
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Turkish Royals are bretty good.
Dystopian Accountant
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Turkish Delights are a nasty confection that tastes like sweetened jellied rose water.
Turkish Delights are not worth selling your soul to a witch for. They're disgusting.
Czechnuts roasting on an open fire
True & Honest Fan
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The sultan is displeased by the rampant degeneracy on display here
Charming Man
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"There is no answer to the Jupi question!"
True & Honest Fan
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Turkish Delight is NASTY. I finally tried some of Edmund's favorite food from a local outlet store and MAN it was a letdown. :x It was like Styrofoam combined with scrap metal and old pecan pralines.
Blind spider waifu
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Back when I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe in fifth grade we ate a simplified version of Turkish Delight in class one day. It was okay, I guess.
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I love Turkish Delight, if solely for its pleasing jelly-like consistency and pretentiously absent taste.
"There is no answer to the Jupi question!"
True & Honest Fan
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I'm personally triggered by people liking these. They nasty. /jk
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True & Honest Fan
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I tried some and it sucked, but it was some packaged shit I got in the USA so I can't really judge whatever fancy fresh stuff.
That one Young One said it sucked, though, so that's already a point down.
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It's so sugary. I could only eat one since the sugar is so high.
Squeeze me.
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Is that a play on T.E. Lawrence? Because that wasn't the turkish delight he got.
That takes care of the cremation..
True & Honest Fan
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You Americans are so picky when it comes to food
There are some that are ok, but I never got the appeal TBH.
If I had to pick a vaguely kebab-y sweet thing I'd pick baklava every time.
Charming Man
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Is that a play on T.E. Lawrence? Because that wasn't the turkish delight he got.
Probably.
All I know is Turkish Delight is pretty rad and you lot may even like Fry's Turkish Delight as it's covered in chocolate rather than sugar.