Tweet 7/9 - Kidney Stone

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First dementia and now easily passed kidney stones?
 
I don't know how kidney stones work but isn't Chris a little young to be having to deal with them? Regardless, it's funny to see Chris act like this is some sort of hilarious moment when in reality it's a scary sign about his declining health. I've never seen someone talk about getting kidney stones like it's such a fun and joyous experience.
He has a few risk factors, but I agree he is almost certainly lying. Perhaps he saw someone complaining about kidney stone in social media?

How did a stone negotiate through his bent duck anyway?
 
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I don't know how kidney stones work but isn't Chris a little young to be having to deal with them? Regardless, it's funny to see Chris act like this is some sort of hilarious moment when in reality it's a scary sign about his declining health. I've never seen someone talk about getting kidney stones like it's such a fun and joyous experience.
Kidney stones are most often seen in younger men. 20-40 is like prime kidney stone time. Women have lower risk, though obesity increases risk in both sexes. I am not sure what risk is for female soul lesbians. i have to check the literature.
 
I'm going out on a limb and guessing that Chris is going through a phase where he wants to show people that he's a normal grown-up. He thinks that regular, boring adults post about mundane stuff like health issues (and cooking prison-quality food) on social media.
 
I have to agree that whatever happened, it wasn't a kidney stone. Never had one myself (thankfully) but I've heard they are excruciatingly horrible. This sounds exactly like the kind of thing Chris would use as an excuse to not work on promised comic pages instead of 'oh, I just did a thing, cool!'
 
He's either lying or delusional. Or he's going to die horribly.
 
What we now know the angel told Chris in a dream:
"You are going to drink more water or you'll pass a crystal."
What Chris heard:
"You are going to have a daughter who you'll name Crystal."
 
Cmon, Chris didn't pass a fucking kidney stone. He fucking lied about cooking hamburger on white bread.

Actually, what IS up with all his bullshitting lately?
 
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