Tweet 7/9 - Kidney Stone

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I do have to admit, he carved a gaping wound into his taint and proceeded to fondle it daily for weeks.
 
Chris most likely has a high pain tolerance (see goatee video), I had a kidney stone last december and I had to get an operation for it do to it's size. He might have had a small one or he might not had a kidney stone at all. The pain from a kidney stone is unbearable especially if it blocks your bladder like mine did, still to this day it hurts at times.

Now the thing that matters is which side was hurting? Left or Right? Left could be a kidney stone or something else,Right could be the appendix. But know how much Chris hates hospitals we will never know. (Plus Barb can't afford him being hospitalized)
 
If he's not lying about this to act like what he thinks a grownup does, my guess would be mild prostatitis. Every young lady has to deal with her prostate eventually.
 
Karen Riley said:
I don't know how kidney stones work but isn't Chris a little young to be having to deal with them? Regardless, it's funny to see Chris act like this is some sort of hilarious moment when in reality it's a scary sign about his declining health. I've never seen someone talk about getting kidney stones like it's such a fun and joyous experience.
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My brother has had kidney stones and he's younger than Chris. It's probably due to a shitty diet.
 
Dynastia said:
Most kidney stones are tiny. Like, grains of sand tiny. "Passing a stone" doesn't neccessarily mean splitting your dick pipes with a ragged bullet-sized chunk of sediment. It's entirely possible he passed one and it was mildly unpleasant but now he's fine, and you people are just being your regular autistic selves by deciding there's incontrovertible proof he's lying based on shit you sort of remember hearing about one time.
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Chris saying something happened isn't really evidence of anything. This is a guy who thought a gash in his taint was a magic vagina.
 
I've never had a kidney stone but one of my friends gets them sometimes. I'll join everyone else in saying that Chris is full of shit.
 
Gaol said:
Chris most likely has a high pain tolerance (see goatee video), I had a kidney stone last december and I had to get an operation for it do to it's size. He might have had a small one or he might not had a kidney stone at all. The pain from a kidney stone is unbearable especially if it blocks your bladder like mine did, still to this day it hurts at times.

Now the thing that matters is which side was hurting? Left or Right? Left could be a kidney stone or something else,Right could be the appendix. But know how much Chris hates hospitals we will never know. (Plus Barb can't afford him being hospitalized)
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Barb would take him to the cheap vet they took sorbet to, whatever happened to that cat?
 
I honestly don't put it past this idiot to be poking things into his urethra. It's probably a blood clot. Or a chunk of Crayola Model Magic.
 
I wonder if Chris somehow confused a kidney stone with a UTI, like the time he once thought he had torn ligaments, even though that was impossible because he was walking around just fine.

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But know how much Chris hates hospitals we will never know. (Plus Barb can't afford him being hospitalized)
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He's fine with hospitals/doctors and will go there for aches and pains. He also has Medicare.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
I wonder if Chris somehow confused a kidney stone with a UTI, like the time he once thought he had torn ligaments, even though that was impossible because he was walking around just fine.


He's fine with hospitals/doctors and will go there for aches and pains. He also has Medicare.
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1. He has poor vision
2. He has confirmation bias
3. He is cognitive perceptual disturbances
4. His hygiene is disgusting and is probably even worse after he tucks, which would turn his public area into a swamp.
5. He'll exploit most things in his life for attention.

I'd say, he mistook a blood clot from his urethra for a kidney stone. Remember, people have been suggesting that he has a kidney stone over twitter after the entire "mega stone" failure.
 
I love how we're all going through this like we're all suddenly WebMD - 'Tism Edition, when it's a 90% chance Chris just had a hard shit and decided it was a kidney stone, most likely because he picked that term up while watching Dr. Oz with Barb.
 
Karen Riley said:
I don't know how kidney stones work but isn't Chris a little young to be having to deal with them? Regardless, it's funny to see Chris act like this is some sort of hilarious moment when in reality it's a scary sign about his declining health. I've never seen someone talk about getting kidney stones like it's such a fun and joyous experience.
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Kidney stones are typically an older generation problem, however it can happen in a person of any age if a poor diet, sexual history, history of kidney problems, or hereditary is present. Considering Chris' diet is beyond poor, it would not surprise me.

Kidney stones can be of various sizes, some are so small that they are just "Spicy pees" some are so large that you need to go to a hospital because it gets stuck in the uretha. (Unimaginable pain+ Risk of Death.)

Since Chris is on a lying streak lately, I don't think its a kidney stone (if it is, its minor sediment , because anything greater than sediment is "Please Lord end my suffering." and I'd think we'd hear about that) Most likely, Chris is dehyrdrated and having very spicy pees.

As per extremely disgusting theories, most of us know that Chris' genitals aren't the cleanest, nor taken care of properly. I'm actually still in that group of individuals who isn't sure if Un-clit 2.0 is fake or not, (Have to assume fake because Chris isn't dead.) But, having unclean downstairs, (and assuming circumcized penis) Chris has his uretha constantly open to filth and disgustingness. Bacteria can easily climb right up through the uretha, causing a multitude of problems, especially if left alone for awhile. There is a possibility that Chris' "Stone" is possibly flesh, like some kind of awful infection menstration being passed. After all, if you are passing a stone greater than sediment, there's gonna be blood. I am concerned Chris will see this as "Soul Vagina becoming Real." But that is just an extreme, and disgusting viewpoint.

Source on Uretha facts: Urologist buddy of mine who saw me after some internal bleeding.
 
Gaol said:
But know how much Chris hates hospitals we will never know. (Plus Barb can't afford him being hospitalized)
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An ER wouldn't help him, while searching to see if mild pain from small kidney stones was common I found this:
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If it's like that for women, imagine how they treat female souled lesbian transwomen in the ER.
 
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