Twihards

[Saney]

I hate a lot of people. Loveshies, Holmies and of course, Twihards.
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Seriously, look at that. Of course Stephen King is jealous of Stephanie Meyer! It's not like he's sold millions of copies of his books. And I love the blatant hypocrisy she displays, "We're allowed to criticise King, but King isn't allowed to criticise us!" just brilliant.

 

[CWCissey]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

 

[Saney]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

Oh yeah, thanks to her we have 50 Shades and now some other fanfiction author is publishing their shitty Twilight fanfic.

 

[Fialovy]

Yeah, lots of twihard "authors" are publishing their shitty erotic fanfics now.

But oh Nuttymadam, how I love you. Her reaction videos are quite hilarious. Just the way she cries and gets all emotional.

 

[Saney]

Yeah, lots of twihard "authors" are publishing their shitty erotic fanfics now.

But oh Nuttymadam, how I love you. Her reaction videos are quite hilarious. Just the way she cries and gets all emotional.

I find it amazing how none of them realise just how fucked up Twilight is.
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I have never seen someone get so broken up over a friggin' trailer before.

 

[Fialovy]

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Her most recent video is her freaking out about Twilight being over.

 

[Saney]

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Her most recent video is her freaking out about Twilight being over.

God I hope that that unholy bitch SMeyer never releases Midnight Sun...she probably will, but I hope she won't. Speaking of which, here is my favourite quote from said book.

I supposed this meant I was now free to slaughter the small, defenseless tribe on the coastline, were I so inclined. Ephraim and his pack of protectors were long dead…

He's talking about committing genocide, simply because he can. How do Twihards not see how fucked up that is?

 

[Bugaboo]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

Oh yes, young adult literature will never be the same again.
Like some people think the Hunger Games books are about TRU WUV when they're really not at all.

 

[Saney]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

Oh yes, young adult literature will never be the same again.
Like some people think the Hunger Games books are about TRU WUV when they're really not at all.

I really wish SMeyer hadn't endorsed it, that made her psycho fans get into it.

 

[Surtur]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

Oh yes, young adult literature will never be the same again.
Like some people think the Hunger Games books are about TRU WUV when they're really not at all.

This word Twihards keep using, I do not think it means what they think it means.

 

[Bugaboo]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

Oh yes, young adult literature will never be the same again.
Like some people think the Hunger Games books are about TRU WUV when they're really not at all.

I really wish SMeyer hadn't endorsed it, that made her psycho fans get into it.

Knowing Meyer's grasp on literature I don't even think she understood what the fuck it's about.

 

[Saney]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

Oh yes, young adult literature will never be the same again.
Like some people think the Hunger Games books are about TRU WUV when they're really not at all.

This word Twihards keep using, I do not think it means what they think it means.

Given that they think true love involves stalking and emotional abuse, you're probably right.

Knowing Meyer's grasp on literature I don't even think she understood what the fuck it's about.

I don't doubt that either, I'm sure that the romance was literally all she noticed. I'm also convinced that she thought Cato was the best character ever. I don't have any evidence for that, but given how much she loves sadists, it just seems likely.

 

[Fialovy]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

Oh yes, young adult literature will never be the same again.
Like some people think the Hunger Games books are about TRU WUV when they're really not at all.

Don't get me started on the Hunger Games fandom.

I mean, they very much remind me of the Death Note fans who are so shallow that they completely overlook the whole philosophical aspects of the manga and just turn it into a huge yaoifest and like it because of the guys that are so easy to ship together.

Some of the Hunger Games fans (the sane ones are okay) are kind of like that and only like it for the shipping and stuff and are also very surfacey.

 

[Saney]

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for. She's ruined an entire generation of not only teenage girls, but literature too.

Oh yes, young adult literature will never be the same again.
Like some people think the Hunger Games books are about TRU WUV when they're really not at all.

This word Twihards keep using, I do not think it means what they think it means.

Oh God, your quote reminded meof something. Behold, SMeyer's thoughts on The Princess Bride...

Actually, Bella and Edward's love story is better than them. When I was in college, I wrote a lot of papers from a feminine perspective (it's an easy way to write) on the Princess Bride. Buttercup is an idiot and it doesn't bother anyone, all that matters is that she's beautiful.

The sheer arrogance and hypocrisy she displays right right there in that quote is astonishing. My God, how dumb is she?

 

[Surtur]

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[Saney]

But wait, there's more (Unfortunatley)!

...at the end she became a little more smart, but the female characters are very weak in that story. Westley is brave and smart and fights, Buttercup is just beautiful , it's her only thing, her brain means nothing, her personality means nothing to him, they have the kind of love where they can't live without each other. It's not a great example to me,

Fuck you SMeyer, fuck you hard.

 

[Bridechu]

I have never met a skinny Twilight fan. Just putting that out there.

 

[Xanatos]

But wait, there's more (Unfortunatley)!

...at the end she became a little more smart, but the female characters are very weak in that story. Westley is brave and smart and fights, Buttercup is just beautiful , it's her only thing, her brain means nothing, her personality means nothing to him, they have the kind of love where they can't live without each other. It's not a great example to me,

Fuck you SMeyer, fuck you hard.

Wow, she literally knows nothing about the medium she works in, doesn't she?

 

[Saney]

But wait, there's more (Unfortunatley)!

...at the end she became a little more smart, but the female characters are very weak in that story. Westley is brave and smart and fights, Buttercup is just beautiful , it's her only thing, her brain means nothing, her personality means nothing to him, they have the kind of love where they can't live without each other. It's not a great example to me,

Fuck you SMeyer, fuck you hard.

Wow, she literally knows nothing about the medium she works in, doesn't she?

I'm guessing that like Chris, she slept through all of her classes. That or she's just an idiot, one or the other.

 

[CWCissey]

...at the end she became a little more smart, but the female characters are very weak in that story. Westley is brave and smart and fights, Buttercup is just beautiful , it's her only thing, her brain means nothing, her personality means nothing to him, they have the kind of love where they can't live without each other. It's not a great example to me,

Says Stephanie Meyer, most successful writer about co-dependant relationships that border on the psychotic.

I maintain that Bella Swan would be a good villain. Seriously, she's a complete bitch and I'll explain why when I get time/if anyone expresses an interest in hearing my thoughts.