Twihards

[CWCissey]

Oh Twilight is definitely Mormon propaganda trying to indoctrinate young and stupid girls. You can really tell with the themes of abstinence only (which is fucking stupid, ACTUALLY EDUCATE KIDS ABOUT SEX AND HOW TO PRACTICE SAFE SEX and let them get on with it, just telling them, 'NO! BAD!' makes them want to do it more!) and such.

 

[Saney]

Oh Twilight is definitely Mormon propaganda trying to indoctrinate young and stupid girls. You can really tell with the themes of abstinence only (which is fucking stupid, ACTUALLY EDUCATE KIDS ABOUT SEX AND HOW TO PRACTICE SAFE SEX and let them get on with it, just telling them, 'NO! BAD!' makes them want to do it more!) and such.

It's interesting though, SMeyer's avatar always wants to jump Edward's sparkly, icy bones, to the point that she tries to rape him at one point. And given how SMeyer mentioned that she strung along three guys in college, I kind of get the feeling that she wants to rebel a little.

 

[CWCissey]

Oh Twilight is definitely Mormon propaganda trying to indoctrinate young and stupid girls. You can really tell with the themes of abstinence only (which is fucking stupid, ACTUALLY EDUCATE KIDS ABOUT SEX AND HOW TO PRACTICE SAFE SEX and let them get on with it, just telling them, 'NO! BAD!' makes them want to do it more!) and such.

It's interesting though, SMeyer's avatar always wants to jump Edward's sparkly, icy bones, to the point that she tries to rape him at one point. And given how SMeyer mentioned that she strung along three guys in college, I kind of get the feeling that she wants to rebel a little.

Yeah, I bet she drank a can of coke once, and found out how magnets really work!

Also...

I'VE GOT MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOOOTUM.

 

[Fialovy]

yeah, that's the reason why religious types like it because it promotes abstinence, even though there are instances when the two of them cut it close.

Meyer basically wanted sexy moments that she could still get away with without fear of losing her temple recommend or something by promoting premarital sex.

 

[Saney]

Going through Breaking Dawn, SMeyer makes it very clear that she's a very bitter person. We get all these descriptions about her dream wedding, her perfect husband, the baby that doesn't need to be taken care of. Everything she ever wanted but never got. I have to say, I feel sorry for her husband and children, it's like she resents them.

 

[CWCissey]

Going through Breaking Dawn, SMeyer makes it very clear that she's a very bitter person. We get all these descriptions about her dream wedding, her perfect husband, the baby that doesn't need to be taken care of. Everything she ever wanted but never got. I have to say, I feel sorry for her husband and children, it's like she resents them.

Well she is a cruel, cruel person.

Scary thing is, look at Kristen Stewart, then look at Stephanie Meyer...

You know Meyer desperately thinks she's Bella.

 

[Fialovy]

Yeah, she has three sons so...

Anyways, look at the wedding dress, its just so very... Mormon... (except for the back, in the temple, you would have to wear something underneath to hide the see-throughy part) but still, its just so... plain... but well, hey, I guess you can say it fits Bella's personality?

 

[CWCissey]

Yeah, she has three sons so...

Anyways, look at the wedding dress, its just so very... Mormon... (except for the back, in the temple, you would have to wear something underneath to hide the see-throughy part) but still, its just so... plain... but well, hey, I guess you can say it fits Bella's personality?

Sociopathy is not a personality.

 

[Fialovy]

I meant that Bella is basically a blank slate with hardly any personality. Something girls (and Stephanie) can insert themselves in. I couldn't do that when reading the books because I disagreed with her too much.

 

[Judge Holden]

Going through Breaking Dawn, SMeyer makes it very clear that she's a very bitter person. We get all these descriptions about her dream wedding, her perfect husband, the baby that doesn't need to be taken care of. Everything she ever wanted but never got. I have to say, I feel sorry for her husband and children, it's like she resents them.

I got that when I read the first book. Smeyer must have been just as pissed off and resentful towards her high school years given the sheer amount of bitterness and wish fulfilment she displays with her avatar there.

From the moment she arrives to school, she is loved by everyone on sight, and by the end of her first day she is the most popular girl in school and part of the most popular clique, all the prettiest girls are jealous of her (yet adore her as well with a token exception), and EVERY single guy is falling over themselves to impress her, and quite literally everyone can only gush as to how kewl, awesum, and perfect she is. Throughout the book this gets taken to even more absurd levels as the entire school is heartbroken when she is mildly injured and turns up at the hospital to see if she is ok.

And yet, this is counterbalanced by "Bella's" contemptuous disdain of every single one of them. She repeatedly monologues as to how irritating, annoying, and demeaning it is for them to be in her presence, she whines about how idiotic, immature, shallow, and pathetic the girls are (lol) for being obsessed with boys and material things (again. lol), and the how the boys are just as bad for being inhumanly devoted to her (she repeatedly compares them to dogs in this manner), and in fact the sole reason she is so fucking mopey and depressed with her life is because she has to "settle" with being human, when all other humans are so worthless and contemptible. This is one of the reasons she is so obsessed with edward and his family, they serve to validate her feelings of "specialness" and thus prove how worthless the shallow inserts of Smeyer's own classmates were.

In the end her fantasy is not just to have been lauded and adored by all those who she disliked in high school, but to have the ability to spit in their face, reject them for her sthuper special dream man and dream friends, and then merely revel in the "fact" that she is inherently better than them, and all the rabble

 

[Bugaboo]

I'VE GOT MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOOOTUM.

You might wanna get that checked out bro.
Lest it be THE BOT FLIES

BE CAREFUL THIS SPOILER CONTAINS BOT FLY LARVAE
I WARNED YOU
IT AIN'T PRETTY

Spoiler

bot fly in a dude's leg

 

[CWCissey]

Going through Breaking Dawn, SMeyer makes it very clear that she's a very bitter person. We get all these descriptions about her dream wedding, her perfect husband, the baby that doesn't need to be taken care of. Everything she ever wanted but never got. I have to say, I feel sorry for her husband and children, it's like she resents them.

I got that when I read the first book. Smeyer must have been just as pissed off and resentful towards her high school years given the sheer amount of bitterness and wish fulfilment she displays with her avatar there.

From the moment she arrives to school, she is loved by everyone on sight, and by the end of her first day she is the most popular girl in school and part of the most popular clique, all the prettiest girls are jealous of her (yet adore her as well with a token exception), and EVERY single guy is falling over themselves to impress her, and quite literally everyone can only gush as to how kewl, awesum, and perfect she is. Throughout the book this gets taken to even more absurd levels as the entire school is heartbroken when she is mildly injured and turns up at the hospital to see if she is ok.

And yet, this is counterbalanced by "Bella's" contemptuous disdain of every single one of them. She repeatedly monologues as to how irritating, annoying, and demeaning it is for them to be in her presence, she whines about how idiotic, immature, shallow, and pathetic the girls are (lol) for being obsessed with boys and material things (again. lol), and the how the boys are just as bad for being inhumanly devoted to her (she repeatedly compares them to dogs in this manner), and in fact the sole reason she is so fucking mopey and depressed with her life is because she has to "settle" with being human, when all other humans are so worthless and contemptible. This is one of the reasons she is so obsessed with edward and his family, they serve to validate her feelings of "specialness" and thus prove how worthless the shallow inserts of Smeyer's own classmates were.

In the end her fantasy is not just to have been lauded and adored by all those who she disliked in high school, but to have the ability to spit in their face, reject them for her sthuper special dream man and dream friends, and then merely revel in the "fact" that she is inherently better than them, and all the rabble

I think we can safely change the phrase 'Mary Sue' to 'Bella Swan'

 

[spaps]

I think we can safely change the phrase 'Mary Sue' to 'Bella Swan'

'Swan.' Somehow, that just screams 'Mary Sue.'

 

[CWCissey]

I'VE GOT MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOOOTUM.

You might wanna get that checked out bro.
Lest it be THE BOT FLIES

BE CAREFUL THIS SPOILER CONTAINS BOT FLY LARVAE
I WARNED YOU
IT AIN'T PRETTY

Spoiler

bot fly in a dude's leg

I'll make sure to tell the guy from The Book Of Mormon.

 

[Bugaboo]

I think we can safely change the phrase 'Mary Sue' to 'Bella Swan'

'Swan.' Somehow, that just screams 'Mary Sue.'

Mary Swan
Bella Sue

 

[CWCissey]

I think we can safely change the phrase 'Mary Sue' to 'Bella Swan'

'Swan.' Somehow, that just screams 'Mary Sue.'

Mary Swan
Bella Sue

Is Bella's middle name(s) ever announced? Because I think we could potentially start a rumour that it's 'Mary Sue'

 

[Bugaboo]

'Swan.' Somehow, that just screams 'Mary Sue.'

Mary Swan
Bella Sue

Is Bella's middle name(s) ever announced? Because I think we could potentially start a rumour that it's 'Mary Sue'

I think it's probably Stephanie knowing she's a total self insert.

 

[CWCissey]

I think it's probably Stephanie knowing she's a total self insert.

More than likely.

All I know is the character is BS.

 

[Saney]

Is Bella's middle name(s) ever announced? Because I think we could potentially start a rumour that it's 'Mary Sue'

I think it's probably Stephanie knowing she's a total self insert.

Surprisingly, it's not. It's actually Marie...God, why do I know that?

Going through Breaking Dawn, SMeyer makes it very clear that she's a very bitter person. We get all these descriptions about her dream wedding, her perfect husband, the baby that doesn't need to be taken care of. Everything she ever wanted but never got. I have to say, I feel sorry for her husband and children, it's like she resents them.

I got that when I read the first book. Smeyer must have been just as pissed off and resentful towards her high school years given the sheer amount of bitterness and wish fulfilment she displays with her avatar there.

From the moment she arrives to school, she is loved by everyone on sight, and by the end of her first day she is the most popular girl in school and part of the most popular clique, all the prettiest girls are jealous of her (yet adore her as well with a token exception), and EVERY single guy is falling over themselves to impress her, and quite literally everyone can only gush as to how kewl, awesum, and perfect she is. Throughout the book this gets taken to even more absurd levels as the entire school is heartbroken when she is mildly injured and turns up at the hospital to see if she is ok.

And yet, this is counterbalanced by "Bella's" contemptuous disdain of every single one of them. She repeatedly monologues as to how irritating, annoying, and demeaning it is for them to be in her presence, she whines about how idiotic, immature, shallow, and pathetic the girls are (lol) for being obsessed with boys and material things (again. lol), and the how the boys are just as bad for being inhumanly devoted to her (she repeatedly compares them to dogs in this manner), and in fact the sole reason she is so fucking mopey and depressed with her life is because she has to "settle" with being human, when all other humans are so worthless and contemptible. This is one of the reasons she is so obsessed with edward and his family, they serve to validate her feelings of "specialness" and thus prove how worthless the shallow inserts of Smeyer's own classmates were.

In the end her fantasy is not just to have been lauded and adored by all those who she disliked in high school, but to have the ability to spit in their face, reject them for her sthuper special dream man and dream friends, and then merely revel in the "fact" that she is inherently better than them, and all the rabble

And let's not forget all the blonde bashing. Seriously, every blonde woman in these books is demonised as being shallow and bitchy (if we had a hypocrisy alarm, it would have blown up ages ago). SMeyer makes it more than clear how resentful she is of them.

 

[CWCissey]

Is Bella's middle name(s) ever announced? Because I think we could potentially start a rumour that it's 'Mary Sue'

I think it's probably Stephanie knowing she's a total self insert.

Surprisingly, it's not. It's actually Marie...God, why do I know that?

Going through Breaking Dawn, SMeyer makes it very clear that she's a very bitter person. We get all these descriptions about her dream wedding, her perfect husband, the baby that doesn't need to be taken care of. Everything she ever wanted but never got. I have to say, I feel sorry for her husband and children, it's like she resents them.

I got that when I read the first book. Smeyer must have been just as pissed off and resentful towards her high school years given the sheer amount of bitterness and wish fulfilment she displays with her avatar there.

From the moment she arrives to school, she is loved by everyone on sight, and by the end of her first day she is the most popular girl in school and part of the most popular clique, all the prettiest girls are jealous of her (yet adore her as well with a token exception), and EVERY single guy is falling over themselves to impress her, and quite literally everyone can only gush as to how kewl, awesum, and perfect she is. Throughout the book this gets taken to even more absurd levels as the entire school is heartbroken when she is mildly injured and turns up at the hospital to see if she is ok.

And yet, this is counterbalanced by "Bella's" contemptuous disdain of every single one of them. She repeatedly monologues as to how irritating, annoying, and demeaning it is for them to be in her presence, she whines about how idiotic, immature, shallow, and pathetic the girls are (lol) for being obsessed with boys and material things (again. lol), and the how the boys are just as bad for being inhumanly devoted to her (she repeatedly compares them to dogs in this manner), and in fact the sole reason she is so fucking mopey and depressed with her life is because she has to "settle" with being human, when all other humans are so worthless and contemptible. This is one of the reasons she is so obsessed with edward and his family, they serve to validate her feelings of "specialness" and thus prove how worthless the shallow inserts of Smeyer's own classmates were.

In the end her fantasy is not just to have been lauded and adored by all those who she disliked in high school, but to have the ability to spit in their face, reject them for her sthuper special dream man and dream friends, and then merely revel in the "fact" that she is inherently better than them, and all the rabble

And let's not forget all the blonde bashing. Seriously, every blonde woman in these books is demonised as being shallow and bitchy (if we had a hypocrisy alarm, it would have blown up ages ago). SMeyer makes it more than clear how resentful she is of them.

Marie? How much more cliché could she get? I'm surprised it wasn't 'Louise' that's a really bland and non-descript middle name.