Twitter 10/18 - Chris is gifted a Sonichu plush, criticizes it

[MeepBeep]

I don't know if it's too late to make this joke, but that sonichu doll may be Chris' new attraction method. He'll do what he did with the rock and just throw it at some unsuspecting female. When they turn around, he'll probably say it was an accident and use it as a way to segway into sonichu, the merge, how Chris is a goddess, amd why he needs that china, now or else they'll perish in the merge.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I don't know if it's too late to make this joke, but that sonichu doll may be Chris' new attraction method. He'll do what he did with the rock and just throw it at some unsuspecting female. When they turn around, he'll probably say it was an accident and use it as a way to segway into sonichu, the merge, how Chris is a goddess, amd why he needs that china, now or else they'll perish in the merge.

Maybe he'll just continue his descent into madness and start treating it as Sonichu or at least a visual aid for those who can't see the 'real' sonichu.

Also taking bets on how long before he humps it.

 

[Fumanchuchu]

I don't know if it's too late to make this joke, but that sonichu doll may be Chris' new attraction method. He'll do what he did with the rock and just throw it at some unsuspecting female. When they turn around, he'll probably say it was an accident and use it as a way to segway into sonichu, the merge, how Chris is a goddess, amd why he needs that china, now or else they'll perish in the merge.

That may be the best thing anyone has said about the damn thing.
When I saw the post Chris made I couldn't help but wonder why it was still something to discuss. Who cares? Go buy more Lego.

 

[MeepBeep]

That still amazes me to this day that he believed tying a note to a ROCK and then throwing it at some girl's head would work in getting him some pootang.

 

[NormanMarkus]

That still amazes me to this day that he believed tying a note to a ROCK and then throwing it at some girl's head would work in getting him some pootang.

It's facts like those that make it accurate to call him a neanderthal.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

That still amazes me to this day that he believed tying a note to a ROCK and then throwing it at some girl's head would work in getting him some pootang.

He also literally tried trapping women he wanted to date in Pokeballs.

 

[Based Tom Nook]

That still amazes me to this day that he believed tying a note to a ROCK and then throwing it at some girl's head would work in getting him some pootang.

It just goes to show how difficult it is for Chris to distinguish between cartoons and reality.