Twitter 10/18 - Chris is gifted a Sonichu plush, criticizes it

Cedric_Eff said:
Keep in mind:
(Fan Item creator): here you go Chris.
Chris: * criticize gift*
(Fan Item creator): Lol fuck you.
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...yes? Chris is still being a dickbag in this situation.

Even if you are going to criticise a gift, you don't do it on a public forum where you /know/ the person will see it, you do it in private. Think it and don't say it. Are you saying you wouldn't be pissed if you spent your time hand-making a gift for a grown adult and they replied with "thanks but try harder next time"?
 
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Silver Octopus said:
He's had sex with Sonichu before:
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I certainly missed this. What the actual fuck? Please tell me a troll made him draw it.
 
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Floralfeline said:
I certainly missed this. What the actual fuck? Please tell me a troll made him draw it.
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This was one of the things idea guys convinced Chris to do, most people didn't see it because Chris didn't post it online, he shared it with Joshua Wise who shared it with a user here.
He told Chris that the only way to give birth to Crystal (Chris-chan's long awaited dream daughter) was to have sex with Sonichu. Idea Guy told Chris all he had to do was draw the said act.
This, in my opinion, was the only thing idea guy did that I found genuinely funny. I'm sure it brought Chris some anguish because he thinks this is all real, yata yata-
But I just think how Chris reacted to this is funny, since he was told this was he only way to have Crystal Chris responded with "*sigh* I guess I have no choice but to anally rape my son..."
I mean, he could have just not done it, it wasn't like idea guy was threatening him with moon lasers at this point, but it would just mean no Crystal for Chris and he just couldn't accept that.
I also find it funny that Chris didn't have Sonichu saying something comforting like "okay father, if it's the only way- I understand!" no instead he drew Sonichu screaming in pain and agony.
and that shirt too... wearing a shirt saying "Love is Love" while doing such a heinous act... I'm sure that Sonichu will never look at Chris the same way again.
 
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I've always wondered if his fascination with "Crystal" had to do with someone who actually exists who would have gone to HS a couple years ahead of Chris. I know someone who fits the profile from the area, but I haven't had the heart to sit her down and show her.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
This was one of the things idea guys convinced Chris to do, most people didn't see it because Chris didn't post it online, he shared it with Joshua Wise who shared it with a user here.
He told Chris that the only way to give birth to Crystal (Chris-chan's long awaited dream daughter) was to have sex with Sonichu. Idea Guy told Chris all he had to do was draw the said act.
This, in my opinion, was the only thing idea guy did that I found genuinely funny. I'm sure it brought Chris some anguish because he thinks this is all real, yata yata-
But I just think how Chris reacted to this is funny, since he was told this was he only way to have Crystal Chris responded with "*sigh* I guess I have no choice but to anally rape my son..."
I mean, he could have just not done it, it wasn't like idea guy was threatening him with moon lasers at this point, but it would just mean no Crystal for Chris and he just couldn't accept that.
I also find it funny that Chris didn't have Sonichu saying something comforting like "okay father, if it's the only way- I understand!" no instead he drew Sonichu screaming in pain and agony.
and that shirt too... wearing a shirt saying "Love is Love" while doing such a heinous act... I'm sure that Sonichu will never look at Chris the same way again.
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Thank you for clearing that up for me! Poor Sonichu...
 
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SheCameForNecky said:
I've always wondered if his fascination with "Crystal" had to do with someone who actually exists who would have gone to HS a couple years ahead of Chris. I know someone who fits the profile from the area, but I haven't had the heart to sit her down and show her.
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I remember that as early as 9 years old Chris had a "Cryzl" appear in the LEGO race video he made with his Game Boy Camera.
 
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SheCameForNecky said:
I've always wondered if his fascination with "Crystal" had to do with someone who actually exists who would have gone to HS a couple years ahead of Chris. I know someone who fits the profile from the area, but I haven't had the heart to sit her down and show her.
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Im going with it (phonetically) having "Chris" on it and he being a self-obsessed moron.
 
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SheCameForNecky said:
I've always wondered if his fascination with "Crystal" had to do with someone who actually exists who would have gone to HS a couple years ahead of Chris. I know someone who fits the profile from the area, but I haven't had the heart to sit her down and show her.
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It goes back further than high school, he came up with crystal as a child.
 
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Raiken said:
Have you seen him paint his shoes and sew his shirt?
I think not.
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Chris can't even bother to color within the lines (even with the Sonichu comics sometimes), him painting his brand new shoes made it look like he has Parkinson's or something.
 
Raiken said:
because the guy wanhim to film the unpacking.
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Interesting thing: As a Real Woman (TM), I'd probably cry if someone made such a sweet, time-consuming homage to my life's work. Chris really doesn't react that much. I wonder if he's taking his testosterone suppressors like he's supposed to - The most common one in the US is spironolactone, and I can think of a view obvious reasons he may not take it as prescribed.
 
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SheCameForNecky said:
Interesting thing: As a Real Woman (TM), I'd probably cry if someone made such a sweet, time-consuming homage to my life's work. Chris really doesn't react that much. I wonder if he's taking his testosterone suppressors like he's supposed to - The most common one in the US is spironolactone, and I can think of a view obvious reasons he may not take it as prescribed.
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Oh he cries.
A lot.
Remember the unicorn thing last year where he was wearing it to church? He cried, but for the wrong reason.
His mom telling him that she is okay with him not having kids? He cried(and soiled himelf) for the wrong reason.
He is emotional if he is upset, not when he is happy.
 
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Raiken said:
Oh he cries.
A lot.
Remember the unicorn thing last year where he was wearing it to church? He cried, but for the wrong reason.
His mom telling him that she is okay with him not having kids? He cried(and soiled himelf) for the wrong reason.
He is emotional if he is upset, not when he is happy.
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I'm talking about weird female hormone tears, not frustration toddler tears. I've known transwomen who've had them and it does coincide with rising estrogen levels and falling progesterone/testosterone levels. But yeah, the grateful/happy tears? They are almost terrifying.
 
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