Twitter 10/18 - Chris is gifted a Sonichu plush, criticizes it

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What a dick. That plush or any other fan work has more work put into it than Chris put into Sonichu in the span of 10+ years.

Just for the record, this is what Chris -this generation's Jack Kirby- understands for "MAXIMUM effort" when making a "representation of His Creations"
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(That's Rosechu falling down the stairs, by the way. If you couldn't tell it only means you are human.)
 
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What a dick. That plush or any other fan work has more work put into it than Chris put into Sonichu in the span of 10+ years.

After months of silence between them following a falling out of sorts (because Chris was hitting on him), the guy who made that comic about Chris (and ended up giving it to Chris without making any sort of profit off of it) got triggered by that tweet:

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I thought he had blocked Chris.
 
I sent the package before the stalking post went up about Megan yesterday.I also didn't send both of the Plushies that I made I fully intend to sell one on my own To recoup some of the material cost and my time investment should someone be interested in purchasing it. I'm considering posting an auction on eBay. I have to say though my confidence is kind of crushed having seen krystin's post regarding my work, this took me a very long time to put together and I work 40 hours a week.I've always been uncomfortable with trying to do commission work and this feels like an affirmation. Please excuse my whining I know it doesn't help anyone.

@Fumanchuchu welcome to your place in Christory, I hope it was worth it. Look, whatever you were expecting to happen by pouring your heart into a handmade gift for Chris clearly didn't come to pass, so perhaps you'd want to devote this hobby to a person or people who really deserve it. Are there any charities that would get your plushes in the hands of a sick or terminally ill child? You know, actual children enjoy plushes, not just grown up sexual deviants on the internet. I'm sure there's an actual little kid out there who drew their own OC and would truly appreciate a doll to hold while they attempt to recover or even simply wait for death. I'm not going to have any sympathy for somebody who pouts that Chris didn't appreciate an unlicensed, unsolicited craft project that had clear design flaws and a somewhat rushed final product. Nobody forced you to make it, and if you had regrets later from learning of Chris' undeserving nature, all I can say to that is lurk more.
 
Let this serve as a strong reminder to anyone who feels bad for Chris and has donated or considered donating. Your effort, care, and money will not go towards his food or bills. It will go to skylanders and mlp plushies and legos. It will not be appreciated. To Chris you are worthless unless you are giving something to him.
Even if he's full of shit DSP at least makes the effort to thank his fans regularly on Twitter for their support.
 
The funniest part of this is that Chris is incapable of knowing why what he did is wrong. He might regret saying it because of the backlash, but only as a Pavlovian response to a stimulus and not because he violated someone else's Hurtful Truth Level.

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Oh, it's not good enough? Well then, let's see you do better. Go ahead, we'll fucking wait. Asshole.

@Fumanchuchu sorry Chris is an ungrateful cunt. You really didn't deserve that. And don't let Chris' tactless bullshit get you down. You genuinely have skill and I hope you keep making your adorable wares.


Too little, too late there, Veruka Salt.
 
I guess he knows he fucked up. Should just apologize already
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Edit: Wow this is a surprisingly well-worded apology.
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You can almost taste the repressed "hmmmmmppppffffff...... but da tail and da ears stillarenotgoodenoughDAMMIT!" pushing to come out.

And yeah, I think that's too well written and articulated for good ol' pear-head.
 
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