Money Twitter 10/8 - Chris begs for money while implying he's having suicidal thoughts

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Wait, is CWC trying to say that CWCville is the afterlife, and if we give him money now, he'll pay us from the public coffers once our souls are consumed by his autism?

Slick way of guilting people into giving him piles of cash. I mean, when I get to CWCville I don't want the only cash I have to be enough to go to CWCdonalds a few times and then have to spend the rest of eternity watching free tv at the soup hotel.

But I guess CWC confirmed for Chaos God?

Sigh.. Remember when this shit was just a meme?
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Now it's apparently Chris's actual retirement plan.

TBH I'd sooner go to CWCville when I die than EGS
 
It’s pretty concerning that Chris thinks he’ll go to CWCville when he dies but it’s not really a surprise since Sonichu has been his way of coping for many years and the first time he had to face death was his dog Patti who Chris brought into his imaginary town to live happily ever after.

Anyway he should just draw some CWCville dollars in the style of Disney Dollars since somebody will probally buy them.
 
Wait, is CWC trying to say that CWCville is the afterlife, and if we give him money now, he'll pay us from the public coffers once our souls are consumed by his autism?

Slick way of guilting people into giving him piles of cash. I mean, when I get to CWCville I don't want the only cash I have to be enough to go to CWCdonalds a few times and then have to spend the rest of eternity watching free tv at the soup hotel.

But I guess CWC confirmed for Chaos God?
I’d say he’s more confirmed for a Wellfare Check from the local PD if he’s threatening suicide online.
 
It was always painfully obvious whenever he would have a online sweetheart that he was really just desperate for the China, but at least he attempted to conceal his true intentions and would say that he was really interested in true love.
But when it comes to wanting money, Chris never beats around the bush. It's never: "oh it would be nice for people to help out whatever way they can...", instead it's always: "I might be tempted to not commit suicide if people give me monetary aid"
This is another thing that puzzles me about the people that donate to Chris, why would you donate money to someone that so brazen in their manipulation tactics?
 
I understand he is mentally disabled but how do you accidentally randomly capitalize letters like that?

It's not an accident and it's not random, Chris capitalizes words he thinks are "important" or wants to put emphasis on. He invented this style when he was young, and never paid enough attention in English class to understand how capitalization actually works.
It's got nothing to do with mental disability, he's just too lazy to understand it's wrong.
 
t was always painfully obvious whenever he would have a online sweetheart that he was really just desperate for the China, but at least he attempted to conceal his true intentions and would say that he was really interested in true love.
But when it comes to wanting money, Chris never beats around the bush. It's never: "oh it would be nice for people to help out whatever way they can...", instead it's always: "I might be tempted to not commit suicide if people give me monetary aid"
This is another thing that puzzles me about the people that donate to Chris, why would you donate money to someone that so brazen in their manipulation tactics?
Well, he does have a select few who built an empire around his stupidity.
 
Part of me WANTS this to be genuine, like he is actually experiencing these thoughts. Cause if he isn't, and this is all just for show and the scam more money out of people MY GOD the thought of that makes me so angry! Yep, brand me angry on the internet if you must, but seriously Chris, you take this too far.
 
First its "Yeah, I'm scamming money, by the way can I have some money" to a "If you don't give me money, I'm going to kill myself."

Here's why the latter won't work whatsoever, it's because the people who follow Chris are fully aware that he wouldn't do so, because of his Ego. People whose Egos are overly inflated, to the point where they claim Perfection and or Godhood, are incapable of suicide. Which is actually quite hilarious, as suicide is a very simple thing to do, that is available to everyone, yet the people who claim "I am all knowing, I am all powerful" cannot do this simple and shared trait.

If Chris commits suicide, I'll personally pay for the funeral myself because it would be a proving point that Chris got better, and learned to put his Ego aside; until then he can moan and groan all he wants about wanting to die, he doesn't have the resolve or ability to do so by his own hands.
 
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