Money Twitter 10/8 - Chris begs for money while implying he's having suicidal thoughts

[No_one]

First its "Yeah, I'm scamming money, by the way can I have some money" to a "If you don't give me money, I'm going to kill myself."

If Chris commits suicide, I'll personally pay for the funeral myself because it would be a proving point that Chris got better, and learned to put his Ego aside

Make sure to put "Rest in Pickles" on his grave.

 

[Dayquil]

Oh that's cute, he's threatening suicide to get more money. I shouldn't be surprised that Chris fully understands and embraces the concept of greed.

 

[mertyville]

I thought CWCVille is so great, people don't need to work. Why is he asking for money then? That is why people keep telling to get a job.

 

[Billy Whizz]

ok let me just go out and buy some Nikes and black sweatpants...

At least Marshall Applewhite consulted a medical professional to perform his genital mutilation.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

The ride never ends.

 

[BeanBidan]

He couldn't kill himself, I think he's too dumb to actually know how and because his ego. Another reason his suicide tactic for gibs won't work is that everyone he follows hate him on any social media platform. They'll either tell him
A.Do it
B. No one cares faggot
C.Say his ego and narcissism won't let him.

 

[Xanax]

I hope Chris kills himself I hate him so much julaaaay julaaaaaaay

Nah but seriously, this is really sad. The primary thing Chris has to live for is his imaginary friends that he comes up with on the fly.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Anyone told him to do it faggot yet?

 

[Chester Rigby]

Send him Monopoly money so he can spend it in the Monopoly dimension.

Just kidding don't send him anything.

Wait...

Maybe not Monopoly money, but somebody should design and print some CWCville banknotes and send them to him.

It would be interesting to see the outburst of Christian having to admit that CWCville money is rather worthless.

Also, how long until Idea Asshole suggests Christian to create CWCville United Bank bonds?

 

[4Macie]

Chris begs for money, also claims he doesn’t need a job.

So where does he think the money people give him comes from? Is he able to connect that the money that comes to him is from people who have jobs?

Also, no jobs in CWCville? How is Chris gonna pay people back in CWCville without a job? Without jobs, how is anything going to be run? We know there are stores, malls, the mayor job, the job sonichu and rosechu have of saving CWCville, and we’ve seen other people working in the comics. Are these jobs just gone now?

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

23:59 - I DON'T NEED A JOB, I'M A FUCKING GENIUS
00:00 - Give me money please

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I’d say he’s more confirmed for a Wellfare Check from the local PD if he’s threatening suicide online.

You think he would have learned from Boogie that nothing good comes from threatening to Hero yourself.

 

[DeathHeat]

Good Lord, he can't create life, what makes him think he can take it?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I think suicide is a bit more effort inducing then being in a group home for the mentally Ill and working part time at Wendy's but uh...

 

[AnOminous]

Idea Guy shenanigans or Chris trying to pull another scam?

Go! Chris-Chan! Go Out And Do a Flip to the Extreme!

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I was hoping by give up he meant this sister dimension shit. He expects to fully move into CWCville and gain his complete Sonichu powers by next year. We can only hope that he'll fall out of this phase, though the prospects seem bleak since I thought he would give up his Tomgirl/being a woman phase as well.

But as long as there are autists willing to stroke his ego he'll keep it up until he either dies or the asspats stop.

 

[Deadpool]

Damn it. No matter how bad Chris got, I always thought at least he doesn't suicide bait like 99% of the trannies we follow. Congrats Chris you've joined an illustrious club containing members as: ADF, and @Buffalo Bill.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I'm just worried if chris actually does feel suicidal, some try hard weens will encourage him to do it. We know at least Hirtes would gladly do it for one

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I since I thought he would give up his Tomgirl/being a woman phase as well.

But as long as there are autists willing to stroke his ego he'll keep it up until he either dies or the asspats stop.

Yes, it's too lucrative. Too many people in Chris' inner circle are validating his Tomgirl BS instead of openly calling out his fetishes for what they truly are. Even if you tell him, you can't move into CWCVille this year and become a hot and setsy, female Sonichu, he'll claim his ascension date has moved up because of strife and political turmoil in CWCville. The Internet needs to turn its back on Chris, but they won't because all of this premium content and lies about Barb's physical health.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

It would be interesting to see the outburst of Christian having to admit that CWCville money is rather worthless.

Nah, he'd thank the sender and say he'll spend it in CWCville but in the future he'd prefer USD.