Well if Hulk Hogan says it should happen, who am I to argue? Thanks Hulkster.
By this far, do you mean effort or distance? The answer is the same in either case. Chris is the Sperglord.
How does that give you status though? Fucking a guy that shits his pants, thinks he's a godess pony and is ugly as sin is something most people would be ashamed about.
Still, imagine what Chris smells like...How could anyone get a boner from that? And those mantits?
In the same way that if you can think of it, there's porn of it. Sockness just gets off on the idea of having a famous re.tard as a fucktoy, because he's an exhibitionist and likes people's reactions of disgust to what he does. But he's also ugly and mentally ill himself, which narrows his potential pool of willing sexual partners considerably.
Brother, have you seen the photo of Socky's last "girlfriend"? Man with tits. Fat. Ugly. That's his type.
Oh, God. What thread did I see it in. I apologize for not having the sense to screen shot it when I saw it. EDIT: I got it for you! Here it is.
It's weird that he's so insane, i have seen interviews of him where he seems fairly normalIn the same way that if you can think of it, there's porn of it. Sockness just gets off on the idea of having a famous re.tard as a fucktoy, because he's an exhibitionist and likes people's reactions of disgust to what he does. But he's also ugly and mentally ill himself, which narrows his potential pool of willing sexual partners considerably.
Someone as naiive and divorced from reality as Chris is perfect for Sockness - he can manipulate Chris into "loving" Jacob simply by playing along with Chris's imaginationland. It doesn't matter whether Jake finds Chris attractive or not. Jake can make Chris his 24/7 access sex on tap, and he can film it to his heart's content to satisfy his need to show off (and get off on everyone going "ewww" who watches). He doesn't have to care what Chris likes or doesn't like, because the moment Chris starts complaining, Jacob can claim Magichan or Jakoba or some other pony sky fairy is threatening the merge, and Chris will do anything to keep Sockness playing along with his dreams.
To quote some terf somewhere, it's not about sex, it's about power. And you'd be amazed what re.tards like Jake are attracted to
you think sockness smells any better?
That's his former "girlfriend." The sugar daddy was an older man who knew he was a man.
But....That's a man too? How can he hate homosexuals if all the "girls" he dates have wangs?
