Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[Dom Cruise]

I want all my anime waifus to become real!

 

[Meowstery]

New year new reality. There's no way this isn't going to be real

 

[Blackstar]

Josh is gay now

 

[Goofy Logic]

I haven't read very much about CWC and his "dimensional merge" crap, but I imagine it would be a little like "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" but with shitty Ponies and Sonic OCs.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Here is some footage from the cartoon world where they built a bridge between our world to C197.

The mad lad has finally done it... I don't think there are going to be any of that sweet Troon toon China in any of our future...

 

[Anon88]

Anyone else going to try and fuck rainbow dash when this goes down or is it just me?

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Anyone else going to try and fuck rainbow dash when this goes down or is it just me?

I'm partial to Jessica rabbit myself. Or aeon flux. Maybe the chick from heavy metal.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

See you all on the other side.

Superior version for 2020 since it's all shitty

 

[thismanlies]

>You wake up after spending another night alone
>You see that your favorite full sized body pillow is gone
>You're pissed
>Your waifu is gone
>Your mom must have snuck into the basement in the middle of the night and took her while you slept
>You smell a familiar smell
>Tendies
>You figure your mom must've made them for you as a way of saying sorry for getting rid of your semen-encrusted fuck pillow
>The basement door opens
>You get ready to chew her out
>But you don't see your mother
>Instead you see a blue haired goddess with cat ears and gigantic anime titties
>You call her by her name
>She closes her eyes and smiles
>"I brought your morning tendies, anon-kun"
>You ask where your mom is
>She says she anime-kicked her into space
>You get on the computer to read the local headlines
>They say cartoon characters as well as Sonic OCs are roaming the earth
>You look back at your smiling waifu
>You realized what happened
>The Merge...
>It's real
>You immediately get on your knees and praise the CPU Goddess for making this happen
>You know now who made anime real
>And her name is...
>Christine Weston Chandler

 

[Psyduck]

*cue Christine suffocating Barb in her sleep so she can become 'whole' in her new life after the merge. As the Goddess of her self imagined realm, Christine Chan sets out on a mission to send the rest of humanity into the merge, her first act of mercy as the new Overlady*

All of you faggots 'ironically' jumping for cartoon ladies disgust me

 

[Witthel]

I looked out my window and saw a Bowser shitting out a pillar-sized turd.

What a way to cap off 2020.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i better be able to fuck all the characters from my favorite shows or else i will cry myself to death in a deep dark corner where nobody touches

 

[draggs]

OMG

YES

YES

RIGHT THERE REALITIES

RIGHT THERE

I'M MOORGING

I'M MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY GOD - IT'S FULL OF RODENTS

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Finally, I can be in CWCville. I wonder which of the above average amount of cool places I may chill at first. I am definitely not faking my enthusiasm to avoid Magi-chan remotely reading my thoughts.

CWC is omniscient, he knows all possible outcomes of your actions.
He knows what you will be thinking in 2045.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

I hope I die

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

Elizabeth, I'm coming to join ya honey!

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Ok nigs, post your waifus. I call Yuki from Haruhi S.

 

[A Logging Company]

So bets on Chris offing himself tonight?

You joke, but Terry went on about "ascending" the night he jumped in front of that train.

 

[Love Machine]

Who will be the strongest person in the post merge world? Why will it be Madara Uchiha...

 

[escándalo]

We need to check on Becky Amber will become a snorlax