Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

If you survive will you attempt to romance your waifu/husbando

  • Yes

    Votes: 427 43.7%

  • No

    Votes: 67 6.9%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 104 10.6%

  • This joke is getting old

    Votes: 380 38.9%
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TFJohn said:
It would be fucking hilarious if it did happen but the odds of it happening are zero. Your waifu will never be real.
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Even if this stuff could happen I wouldn't waste it on some anime character. I'd much rather have a younger but still over 21 year old clone of a Jessica Simpson lookalike who friendzoned me in high school that I was absolutely crazy about.
 
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Right, time to get the FUCK out of this planet and head for Mars. The Tech Priests there will certainly not mind the sudden influx of demons, lost explorers and honest to god dinosaurs suddenly running about, let alone a singular man in a *ahem* legally obtained R-Type fighter craft. Shit, maybe I could share the tech and try retaking the Earth!

...Once I'm done nutting over all the Mechanicus' tech. I WANT MY KASTELAN BUT IRL DAMMIT.
 
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Guys Magichan just showed up in my bedroom and he had photorealistic bleeding red eyes and he started to scream while pulling out his luscious purple quills, as his skin became exposed to my burning eyes I saw a broken man. I saw a man whose skin was pink and raw, bleeding from the force with which he pulled out his own hair. I saw the very mouth of God open up when he screamed out in agony, I watched his body crumble and his form distort in unholy ways as his bones crumbled under his own weight. In that moment, I know that I saw the end of days. The death of the last true savior. Guys, I'm so afraid, why won't anyone help me? Why can't I remember what it is to feel warm? I just want to stop shaking, I will never be free from his wretched screams.
 
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You mean Joi will finally read me bedtime stories?

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Daddy's Little Kitten said:
Does this mean I don't have to go to work anymore?
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Implying you were working to begin with.
Implying Corona Lockdowns didn't make you a NEET
Implying the MERGE won't bring in a worse Coronavirus than anything we have now because anime characters never wear mouth-masks unless they are villains or emo gits

In fact...I bet the merge is what the Great Reset was always gonna be
 
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On the one hand, I'm very happy for JustinRPG and Reshiram.

On the other, as someone who doesn't follow Chris very closely at all: is the merge supposed to include all the fictional characters/waifus/husbandos ever? Or just characters that Chris cares about? Because if it's just Sonic and Pokemon and ponies, I'd rather die.
 
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