Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[Grinrow]

Everyone is wasting their dimensional tokens on shit characters when you could have chosen the right girl Frankie Foster. I call dibs on Frankie Foster

 

[Smithfield Ham]

My OC is just me but with normal mental health and a million dollars.

 

[Tikbalang]

I can't wait for Negan from the Walking Dead to make me his sweetheart from the ground-up while Big Daddy Thrax watches.

Sadly Chris doesn't like apocalypse in his merge. Sorry, Niggan won't be there

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

My OC is just me but with normal mental health and a million dollars.

My OC is me but I never existed. Raphael Samuel is right.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Nothing's happening.

 

[Pixy]

Q predicted this. Trust the plan.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Hoooooboy, a wild night in with Sara Bellum and Him from the power puff girls, YES! Bring it on!

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Sadly Chris doesn't like apocalypse in his merge. Sorry, Niggan won't be there

Well shit, what's the point of surviving the merge if I can't have Negan violate my chocolate windmill?

Hoooooboy, a wild night in with Sara Bellum and Him from the power puff girls, YES! Bring it on!

You're living your best merge and I like you.

 

[Ashkechu]

My body is ready,

 

[Umaru Doma]

I've accepted it, guys. The merge is finally happening. I saw a messenger appear before me, still she stood in a cloak of wires as she said unto me- The merge will occur present day, present time.

 

[Enoby Way]

Mmmm Garrus Vakarian. Hot kinky human-on-sapient-metal-alien-chicken-bird sex, here I coooooooooooooooome

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I've accepted it, guys. The merge is finally happening. I saw a messenger appear before me, still she stood in a cloak of wires as she said unto me- The merge will occur present day, present time.
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AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND...

 

[TV's Adam West]

Finally, best girl will become real and we'll start a healthy, romantic relationship
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shut up Adachi.

 

[Umaru Doma]

AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND...

A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN...

 

[Cedric_Eff]

A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN...

AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEAR...

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Not only can I finally fulfill my life dream of killing Captain Levi, I get to do it with his hot uncle, and Sephiroth!

 

[Captain Rex]

Everyone better make love to your waifus while you can.


Majora's Moon crashes in 72 hours.

 

[Tikbalang]

Everyone better make love to your waifus while you can.


Majora's Moon crashes in 72 hours.

Also sing All Star while doing so

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Oh, I'm no a fool, I know full well that after the merge wealthy Japanese men are going to begin hording anime girls in harems, Elon Musk is probably going to steal all the videogame waifus, and pop culture obsessed aging manchildren with high ranking jobs in silicon valley are going to take everything else (Even the ponies. Especially the ponies). The elite will claim all 2D women, lording them over us and relegating us to relationships with gross regular human women.

Don't be duped folks, the merge is just another scheme to keep the working class down, encouraging us to break our backs in service to machine in the false hope of one day having a loyal big tit anime catgirl waifu of our own when the truth is that the common man would be lucky just to get the chance to titty fuck Smough.

Waifu liberation is comming tovarisch. The Merge took care of that too.
Also, Tim Curry is now our leader and I think I heard Hbomberguy is preparing to immigrate.

 

[Beast Machines Megatron]

Heads up, if your in Australia when the merge happens your fucked.

Have Fun

Edit: Tbh everyone's fucked cus Unicrons probably gonna chow down on everything.