Twitter 8/13 - How Chris dresses in public

[The American Hedgehog]

This is the outfit Chris wore for his mental health case appointment.

Source of the picture is someone on Twitter: https://twitter.com/OutterSpaceSWAG/status/1029004419596279808

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

This is the outfit Chris wore for his mental health case appointment.

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Chris thinks everything is all about him, obviously the guy was inquiring about the Nubian Queen to his left.

 

[Mason Verger]

This is the outfit Chris wore for his mental health case appointment.

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He has on three things to keep his hair in place and none of them are working.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Chris is like one of those deluxe GI Joes that had, like, 50 tiny little accessories that would get lost the second your mom started vacuuming.
Except instead of guns and walkie-talkies he's got headbands and... more headbands.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

He has on three things to keep his hair in place and none of them are working.

what is with the weightlifting gloves now, is that a leftover from the week that he went to the gym or is he going for an 80's Madonna look?

 

[IV 445]

Chris wears whatever he feels like. You have to respect that.

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

If you just look at his face and ignore everything else he looks like a 50+ year old guy reading the business section of a newspaper. Fuck, not even a blind teenage girl would wear this outfit, you'd feel that it looks like shit.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Is his hair growing back?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

At least Chris managed to convince a stranger he's a woman.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Chris wears whatever he feels like. You have to respect that.

He's basically a palette swap and some hair dye away from being Chad.

 

[Bassomatic]

What's funny this looks like the clothing someone would put on to pull a "one flew over the cuckoo nest" defense. But Chris is just... being Chris.

 

[CatParty]

does the shirt say "world's gayest"?

 

[DeathHeat]

what is with the weightlifting gloves now, is that a leftover from the week that he went to the gym or is he going for an 80's Madonna look?

Punk hipster early 90's pre-Grunge.

 

[Bryan Magee]

What an untamed, majestic specimen.
Something about seeing him in the wild feels different as opposed to his YouTube videos and con-selfies.

 

[Buck Mullet]

As if the exceptional mess of an outfit were not cringy enough, Chris brings a fucking stuffed animal along. 36 years old folks.

 

[bigshot]

Safer to sneak a photo of him. That way you don't get the slobbery smooch.

 

[Mason Verger]

So purple or "amnyfist" is Chris's new favorite color..

 

[LeDarkMemer]

Bryan Silva is still alive? wow

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Chris's bread stick legs...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So they let Chris out?! They're obviously not doing their jobs or God's work.
Also, this look takes dozens of rejections from people trying to cash in on disability to perfect.

Once again, Chris thinks he's a real celebrity instead of a dabbing bigfoot. He didn't want to say "hi", because he didn't want to risk Chris offering a BJ. It's embarrassing enough they had to be at a mental health facility together.