Twitter 8/13 - How Chris dresses in public

[Mariposa Electrique]

Remember when this site was about people coming together to laugh at re.tards instead of babysitting them or acting like surrogate parents for them?

Chris is going to have photos taken of him. Its been happening to him for years now. People take pics of weirdos all the time, and Chris is a weirdo. I really don't see what the harm in taking a quick photo of him in his doctor's waiting room is. It's not like it included any of his medical info or anything. If people hadn't come here to say what Region Ten was I'm sure nearly no one would have known it had any medical or psychological facilities there. But as long as Chris keeps acting like a bumblefuck in public, dressing like an early-90s TrapperKeeper that's been doodled on by a little girl who loves ponies and unicorns, and carrying around said little girl's toys with him everywhere he goes, then he will have people taking pictures of him when he goes out in public.

Agree, people love to act like the Re-tard of Ruckersville is being unfairly persecuted because of the way he looks and acts......

Kudos on "bumblefuck" and early-90s TrapperKeeper......hillarious.

 

[The Dude]

Agree, people love to act like the Re-tard of Ruckersville is being unfairly persecuted because of the way he looks and acts......

Kudos on "bumblefuck" and early-90s TrapperKeeper......hillarious.

Does Chris deserve to be cruelly abused, exploited, or extorted? No, of course not. But should Chris be sheltered and protected from anyone who might say something mean or snap his picture? Also no. Chris is just like anyone else. He isn't some special protected individual who is above criticism or reproach, and he for damned sure isn't a god(dess). If he doesn't like negative attention or people taking pictures of him in public then he needs to get his shit together, knock off the narcissistic delusions of grandeur, and start acting right. Until that day, he will always be a target. In fact people should be grateful that Chris hasn't run into anyone especially cruel and intolerant who would take pleasure in beating Chris for being trans, or even just because he acts weird. There are people like that in the world who would happily assault Chris just for being different.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

There is no way you can at those old pants and say they where conforable

Even back then he was wearing women’s jeans. I mean, it’s like the time Michael Scott bought a woman’s suit back there.

 

[Pony Horn]

15 pages of speculation and shitposts and the only thing that happened was Bryan had to delete his tweet.

 

[Lipitor]

For comparison, this is how Chris dressed in public five years ago:

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its like he almost escaped autism for a brief moment

 

[Holiday Special]

its like he almost escaped autism for a brief moment

He looked more like a lesbian then than he does now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He looked more like a lesbian then than he does now.

He has never looked like a lesser or a slag.

 

[Broseph]

He looked more like a lesbian then than he does now.

He still had more hair back then.

 

[Trans-istor]

If you just look at his face and ignore everything else he looks like a 50+ year old guy reading the business section of a newspaper. Fuck, not even a blind teenage girl would wear this outfit, you'd feel that it looks like shit.

...yeah, I wouldn't, that shit is disgusting to look at. I don't really keep up with fashion, but even the terrible things I see at my high school are superior.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Did he brows Tumblr OOTD pics to figure that outfit out?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Chris is going to have photos taken of him. Its been happening to him for years now. People take pics of weirdos all the time, and Chris is a weirdo. I really don't see what the harm in taking a quick photo of him in his doctor's waiting room is.

The thing is, in this PC climate we live in Chris can report it as a hate crime cos :autism: and the police will take him seriously out of fear of being labelled "ableist".

 

[MY 405]

Doesn’t his Theraputic Docket insist that all clients “dress appropriately” for their sessions? THIS outfit qualified?! I mean I know this is the standard Chris uniform, but this is straight off the Woo Express in therapyland.

 

[Fake Peppino]

He has on three things to keep his hair in place and none of them are working.

Four, if you count the giant clip holding his mullet back. I wonder how much he'd resemble Riffraff if he took everything off his head.

 

[Marvin]

The thing is, in this PC climate we live in Chris can report it as a hate crime cos :autism: and the police will take him seriously out of fear of being labelled "ableist".

Nah, the legal system still functions in the US. It's why SJWs here have to hassle private companies like facebook.

If you're in a public place, generally speaking, people can take a picture of you. First amendment and all that.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Nah, the legal system still functions in the US. It's why SJWs here have to hassle private companies like facebook.

If you're in a public place, generally speaking, people can take a picture of you. First amendment and all that.

Thank you for telling me that, I honestly though it was the same the world round.

 

[TedBovisUK]

so he's finally getting help? good to know.

To quote the psychiatrist in Fawlty Towers, 'there's enough material there for an entire conference...'

For comparison, this is how Chris dressed in public five years ago:

He's rocking the early eighties Mel Smith look there.

He's dressed like an elementary school girl from the 1990s.

I've actually seen male hipsters in London (in particular areas like Soho and Camden) wandering around in outfits not dissimilar to Chris's. In fact, I've seen a couple of them go one further by wearing pink ballet shoes instead of Sonichu shoes. The difference is, they're young and svelte and as a consequence look several shades less ridiculous than a bloater like Chris who's fast approaching middle age.

He kind of is to us and the thousands of other people who know of his shenanigans.

To all intents and purposes, Chris is a celebrity. Maybe not yet a household name, but there is so much content online about him (and only about 25% of it was uploaded by Chris himself) he's getting increasingly hard to avoid. He's rapidly becoming the online equivalent of a hit song that's receiving heavy rotation on just about every radio station you can imagine. I don't think it's much of a stretch to assume there'll be a Hollywood film about his antics within the next ten years. If that seems far fetched, consider the case of Harvey Pekar, a schlubby Cleveland-based hospital filing clerk whose mundane life was made into a critically acclaimed feature with Paul Giamatti. The big difference, of course, being that Pekar had actual talent and was able to call on a remarkable pool of accomplished artists to bring his stories to life, but that's by the by. Like it or not, Chris is officially out there.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I wonder how much he'd resemble Riffraff if he took everything off his head.

Nah, ol' Riff had discernible cheek bones.

 

[No_one]

The looks are there, now Chris could use Fish's singing voice.

 

[TedBovisUK]

The looks are there, now Chris could use Fish's singing voice.

JULAY, is it too late to say I'm sorry?
And JULAY could we get it together again?
I just can't go on pretending that it came to a natural end
JULAY, oh I never thought I'd miss you
And JULAY I thought that we'd always be friends
We said our love would last forever
So how did it come to this bitter end?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

What's funny this looks like the clothing someone would put on to pull a "one flew over the cuckoo nest" defense. But Chris is just... being Chris.

I can think of a treatment or two for that.....