Twitter 8/13 - How Chris dresses in public

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bryan & Chris

Similarities:

Both lied about their penis sizes
Both are going to court mandated therapy
Both are delusional about fame.
Both are unnappealing physically.
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Differences:

Bryan knows he's ugly
People have actually paid to watch Bryan have sex while Chris had to pay a hooker.
Bryan was featured on comedy Central's Tosh. O as sattire for his fuck ups.
Chris was briefly mocked on MTV for the Tomgirl nudes.
Bryan has a few more brain cells just marginally.
Bryan kidnapped a girl, Chris dreams about being kidnapped by a girl.
The bisexual thing was a bit more successful for Bryan, but that's just because no one will sleep with Chris.
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Conclusion: Both specimens win the Darwin award.

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[whyCWC]

His body looks like if an amateur artist tried drawing a person from the head down without drawing any lines for proportion first. Enormous head and torso, spindly legs and normal sized feet.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I got a feeling that unless Chris talks about harming himself or others the only thing his therapist has to say about his attire is more along the lines of "You sure look colorful today Christine! Now please sit down and...." rather than "Look, this getup is inappropriate for you to wear, people will think you are an retarded pedophile, knock it off!"

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I got a feeling that unless Chris talks about harming himself or others the only thing his therapist has to say about his attire is more along the lines of "You sure look colorful today Christine! Now please sit down and...." rather than "Look, this getup is inappropriate for you to wear, people will think you are a exceptional pedophile, knock it off!"

Damn, if he tells Chris that, he will engage in Defensive Hedgehog Mode. Then the Jerkops or orderlies will have to come in.

 

[Silver Octopus]

The problem is, Chris is self aware enough to not bring up the CPU goddesses and other dimensions to his therapists. He doesn't want to change or try to be convinced they don't exist. Unless he becomes a danger to himself or others they won't pry too much or force him to do anything.

So Null asked Chris to be upfront with his therapists a month ago, for his own good - and Chris decided to ignore that advice?
If Chris isn't going to take his theorapy sessions seriously, then maybe he doesn't deserve Null's help.
And it doesn't help that Chris is going on twitter, mentioning his "mind-links" and "sister-dimensions" to every writer and artist he comes across. It's like he's inadvertently looking for the next Idea Guy.
It's almost hard to argue with the people who say "Chris can't be helped" when it appears like Chris is resisting advice that will genuinely help him.
@NULL please tell me there's a happy ending in sight - has there been one thing Chris has said to you that gives you hope that he is on the right path?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

And yet he flipped his shit over the blurry picture that was snapped of him at The GAme PLace because he thought it was embarrassing and unflattering.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

And yet he flipped his shit over the blurry picture that was snapped of him at The GAme PLace because he thought it was embarrassing and unflattering.

He hasn't changed; still looks the same(ish) and still concerned over his appearance.

 

[Rodger_Dodger95]

does the shirt say "world's gayest"?

I thought it was worlds okayest, but Chris doesn't settle for ok...then again, he's a 'straight lesbian' so he wouldn't call himself gay.

 

[sperginity]

I know it's been said beforre, but holy FUCK, his legs are so fuckin thin.

lil chicken legs

Hypotonia (low muscle tone) is common in autists, no one knows why. It might be their odd postures, or the lack of coordination leading to less physical exercise. It's crappy that he got banned from the gym for no reason.

Because said pillow-biter decided he could be edgy and cool by camera stalking Chris IRL for attention.

I have a hunch that someone else, who didn't want the attention of posting the pic on their own twitter account, sent it to Silva.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Hypotonia (low muscle tone) is common in autists, no one knows why. It might be their odd postures, or the lack of coordination leading to less physical exercise. It's crappy that he got banned from the gym for no reason.

I have a hunch that someone else, who didn't want the attention of posting the pic on their own twitter account, sent it to Silva.

I think he switched to another gym (same brand, different location). But who knows if he goes anymore (if more prank calls or by Chris' own disinterest).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hypotonia (low muscle tone) is common in autists, no one knows why. It might be their odd postures, or the lack of coordination leading to less physical exercise. It's crappy that he got banned from the gym for no reason.

I think it's genetic. I've met thin couch potatos who still have a lot of muscle.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

For comparison, this is how Chris dressed in public five years ago:

 

[Lipitor]

For comparison, this is how Chris dressed in public five years ago:

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lol he supersized and got the apple slices... meaning all he got was a bigger drink at a place that gives you free refills, making the cup size you get not really matter.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

For comparison, this is how Chris dressed in public five years ago:

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I will say, he looks normal.

 

[BeanBidan]

For comparison, this is how Chris dressed in public five years ago:

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The sad Keanu Reeves

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

For comparison, this is how Chris dressed in public five years ago:

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That was Bob's influence.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That was Bob's influence.

That puts things in perspective. chris was afraid and couldn't do anything else cuase Bob called him a fag. At "best", Chris just kept growing his hair. It wasn't until he passed, that Chris had nothing to fear. I'm surprised Barb didn't have the same effect of keeping Chris dressed that way, even going as far as tricking Chris to cut his hair.

 

[The Dude]

I've never really noticed how weirdly shaped Chris' head is. His face is kind of pointed at the forehead and chin and concave in the middle. Kind of like a fat McDonals Mac Tonight Moonman.

 

[Cripple]

Well, he didn't make it hard for the mental health professional.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I've never really noticed how weirdly shaped Chris' head is. His face is kind of pointed at the forehead and chin and concave in the middle. Kind of like a fat McDonals Mac Tonight Moonman.

So that's why he keeps coming back.