Twitter 8/13 - How Chris dresses in public

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Marvin said:
Chris was pretty conflicted about how he felt about the game place go out of business.

He really wanted to be allowed to go back there. He didn't want it to go out of business.

In that situation, no one won, and that included him.
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Yeah, but there also was the Golden Coral which he absolutely loved, then it closed and got replaced with a Chinese restaurant and he was happy about it eventually burning down because he thought that meant they'd put his beloved buffet chain back.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Yeah, but there also was the Golden Coral which he absolutely loved, then it closed and got replaced with a Chinese restaurant and he was happy about it eventually burning down because he thought that meant they'd put his beloved buffet chain back.
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Yeah, he was pretty tickled to find out that the gameplace owner was a pedo and that it was closing for good. I think he realized after a point that there was no chance of getting back in, therefor: fuck that place.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Yeah, he was pretty tickled to find out that the gameplace owner was a pedo and that it was closing for good. I think he realized after a point that there was no chance of getting back in, therefor: fuck that place.
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Wait....I though the game placed closed because they filed bankruptcy. This is the first time I've heard that that damn dirty Jew Snyder was a kiddie diddler. Wtf??
 
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nvrwastetree said:
Wait....I though the game placed closed because they filed bankruptcy. This is the first time I've heard that that damn dirty Jew Snyder was a kiddie diddler. Wtf??
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Snyder wasn't but the guy owned the store was. Snyder was just a manager. Chris was pickled tink to hear about that, as by that point he was pretty much court ordered to stay away.

I'm sure he assumed this was all due to his many curses and voodoo, just like that English teacher that yelled at him and later had a nervous breakdown. So much power..
 
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Mason Verger said:
Snyder wasn't but the guy owned the store was. Snyder was just a manager. Chris was pickled tink to hear about that, as by that point he was pretty much court ordered to stay away.

I'm sure he assumed this was all due to his many curses and voodoo, just like that English teacher that yelled at him and later had a nervous breakdown. So much power..
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Oh yeah, I remember Chris proceeded to accuse Snyder of molesting his own daughter with zero evidence.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Snyder wasn't but the guy owned the store was. Snyder was just a manager. Chris was pickled tink to hear about that, as by that point he was pretty much court ordered to stay away.

I'm sure he assumed this was all due to his many curses and voodoo, just like that English teacher that yelled at him and later had a nervous breakdown. So much power..
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Eventually Snyder bought out the owner, and hung a sign outside advertising the change of management, Chris saw it.. And the rest is Christory.
 
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LagoonaBlue said:
Rugby shirts were in fashion in that era. I've seen old photos (80s/90s) of friends and family wearing them.

Chris hasn't the foggiest what's currently in fashion.
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Chris' clothing is limited to what he buys from Bronycon and what he can fit into from Goodwill. He never really spends money on it when he could be buying toys. I was shocked when he spent the cash on shoes.

Unlike normal people, Chris can't go to the mall, he can't really go to Walmart or Target either. He's kinda screwed on that front.
 
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Holiday Special said:
Chris' clothing is limited to what he buys from Bronycon and what he can fit into from Goodwill. He never really spends money on it when he could be buying toys. I was shocked when he spent the cash on shoes.

Unlike normal people, Chris can't go to the mall, he can't really go to Walmart or Target either. He's kinda screwed on that front.
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Limited is an understatement if he only rotates outfits on a less than daily (weekly, monthly?) basis, as photos Chris posts suggest. His shoes probably fell apart from rot. And he can use Amazon or Ebay to buy clothes, but useless plastic meant for children takes priority.
 
Mason Verger said:
Snyder wasn't but the guy owned the store was. Snyder was just a manager. Chris was pickled tink to hear about that, as by that point he was pretty much court ordered to stay away.

I'm sure he assumed this was all due to his many curses and voodoo, just like that English teacher that yelled at him and later had a nervous breakdown. So much power..
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After Jessica Quinn, I got a kidney stone.
 
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Holiday Special said:
Chris' clothing is limited to what he buys from Bronycon and what he can fit into from Goodwill. He never really spends money on it when he could be buying toys. I was shocked when he spent the cash on shoes.

Unlike normal people, Chris can't go to the mall, he can't really go to Walmart or Target either. He's kinda screwed on that front.
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I'd be curious to see what Chris would pick out if he went to an actual clothing store that sells current fashions.
 
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