Twitter 8/13 - How Chris dresses in public

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
He thinks he is, and acts like he is, though.
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Well, he is the type of celebrity who fixates on showboating his past glories. Like a reality TV star (which quite frankly he is).

According to Chris, he's the type of celebrity that's an A lister, but in reality, he's way below that. A lister's at least show effort.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Well, he is the type of celebrity who fixates on showboating his past glories. Like a reality TV star (which quite frankly he is).

According to Chris, he's the type of celebrity that's an A lister, but in reality, he's way below that. A lister's at least show effort.
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Even D listers get recognized most places they go. Personally, I think Chris dresses the same reason a slutty woman wears revealing clothing, sure, she wants dick, but she also wants the attention she's not getting from her parents or husband, in Chris' case, it's his imaginary husband. Chris won't get catcalled or dick, but he will get lots of negative attention. I'm really against people claiming that Chris deserves "privacy", when he's not looking for it. Forget him putting out nudes, doxing himself, uploading his ID multiple times with his taint print, and telling people to stop by his house, his Twitter footprint alone is enough evidence against his desire for privacy. I think this is a lesson Chris needs to learn, that if you act or look like an idiot, people will treat you like one.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Even D listers get recognized most places they go. Personally, I think Chris dresses the same reason a slutty woman wears revealing clothing, sure, she wants dick, but she also wants the attention she's not getting from her parents or husband, in Chris' case, it's his imaginary husband. Chris won't get catcalled or dick, but he will get lots of negative attention. I'm really against people claiming that Chris deserves "privacy", when he's not looking for it. Forget him putting out nudes, doxing himself, uploading his ID multiple times with his taint print, and telling people to stop by his house, his Twitter footprint alone is enough evidence against his desire for privacy. I think this is a lesson Chris needs to learn, that if you act or look like an idiot, people will treat you like one.
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Finally. I can't thank you enough for this post.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Even D listers get recognized most places they go. Personally, I think Chris dresses the same reason a slutty woman wears revealing clothing, sure, she wants dick, but she also wants the attention she's not getting from her parents or husband, in Chris' case, it's his imaginary husband. Chris won't get catcalled or dick, but he will get lots of negative attention. I'm really against people claiming that Chris deserves "privacy", when he's not looking for it. Forget him putting out nudes, doxing himself, uploading his ID multiple times with his taint print, and telling people to stop by his house, his Twitter footprint alone is enough evidence against his desire for privacy. I think this is a lesson Chris needs to learn, that if you act or look like an idiot, people will treat you like one.
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Chris has no comprehension that he dresses like an idiot though. To him this is how real MLP fans dress day to day. And it's not about Chris sticking out like a sore thumb in a waiting room and someone snapping a single photo, it's knowledge of Chris being at a certain place and time without him being the one to share that information. If he tweeted "Going to my 10 o'clock therapy appointment at Region 10 on Tuesday, yay ponies!" That's one thing. But sharing with every weirdo out there some relatively personal details is just not anyone's business but Chris.
 
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Buck Mullet said:
Chris has no comprehension that he dresses like an idiot though. To him this is how real MLP fans dress day to day.
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If you saw a real MLP fan autistic enough to dress as one in public, it would probably be some fat neckbeard in jeans, a pony T-shirt and at least half the time a trilby or some fedora-like object. You'd recognize them as a fan sperg of some sort. With Chris, if you'd never seen him, you'd just think he was probably mentally ill. And you'd be right.
 
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Distant Stare said:
Imagine the smell. A bit of raw untreated taint puss covered with cheap dollar store perfume. He must seem like a LGBTQ version of the joker with downs.
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If sewage treatment plants can have autism, it's living in Virginia in a sweaty shirt a couple sizes too small and swearing Sonichu will be a success.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Haha that's Chris's lovely "if I can't go there, no one can.." mindset.
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Chris was pretty conflicted about how he felt about the game place go out of business.

He really wanted to be allowed to go back there. He didn't want it to go out of business.

In that situation, no one won, and that included him.
 
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Marvin said:
Chris was pretty conflicted about how he felt about the game place go out of business.

He really wanted to be allowed to go back there. He didn't want it to go out of business.

In that situation, no one won, and that included him.
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But since Chris lost, the natural order was preserved, and all was right with the world.

And instead of the game place burning down like he imagined several times (with no one inside) his house burned down (with him and Barb outside of it, tragically)
 
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Marvin said:
Chris was pretty conflicted about how he felt about the game place go out of business.

He really wanted to be allowed to go back there. He didn't want it to go out of business.

In that situation, no one won, and that included him.
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Outwardly, didn't he act differently than this? I think he bragged somewhere about his curse having finally worked?
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Outwardly, didn't he act differently than this? I think he bragged somewhere about his curse having finally worked?
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No, outwardly when the topic was brought up, he went quiet and said he had to think about how he felt. He wasn't bragging, he was really kinda annoyed because he "won", but he didn't get what he wanted.
 
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Marvin said:
No, outwardly when the topic was brought up, he went quiet and said he had to think about how he felt. He wasn't bragging, he was really kinda annoyed because he "won", but he didn't get what he wanted.
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There's a difference I guess
 
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