Twitter 9/15 - CWC Funko Pops

Chris' patreon has shrunk by 68% this year, but he has time to make these little nightmares.

I think a lot of Chris' "book of the month" patrons are running their course. The Patreon is now ~21 months old and there are 15 comic books. The only way to keep those patrons would be to make a new Sonichu comic book every month.
 
I think a lot of Chris' "book of the month" patrons are running their course. The Patreon is now ~21 months old and there are 15 comic books. The only way to keep those patrons would be to make a new Sonichu comic book every month.
This just makes me wonder if there are any genuine classics within the hoard. I'm not talking Chris-related or Sonichu crap. I'm talking some actual stuff that like, the American Pickers would lose their minds over. Like you think Barb or Bob have any legit, and I mean LEGIT treasures tucked away?
 
:autism: The male one is Doug Funnie :autism:

LOL... Chris's nose IS that big. He could have left it on and it would have been perfect.

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This just makes me wonder if there are any genuine classics within the hoard. I'm not talking Chris-related or Sonichu crap. I'm talking some actual stuff that like, the American Pickers would lose their minds over. Like you think Barb or Bob have any legit, and I mean LEGIT treasures tucked away?

Bob collected a lot of things that were made and sold to be collectable. And after a collectable fad dies out, everyone has a bunch of collectables in perfect condition with no market. I'm not going to make a fortune selling my stacked neopets account or beanie baby collection with tag protectors. Likewise, Bob's records, stamps, VCR tapes, books, etc have little monetary value.

And like the day lilies, a lot of stuff has seen better days since being in the hoard for years and surviving a fire.
 
Bob collected a lot of things that were made and sold to be collectable. And after a collectable fad dies out, everyone has a bunch of collectables in perfect condition with no market. I'm not going to make a fortune selling my stacked neopets account or beanie baby collection with tag protectors. Likewise, Bob's records, stamps, VCR tapes, books, etc have little monetary value.

And like the day lilies, a lot of stuff has seen better days since being in the hoard for years and surviving a fire.
But that's the thing. Vinyl records are coming back in style. You think Bob kept any records that are super valuable. I'm not talking things that they meant to keep to gain value, I'm talking hidden treasures.
 
But that's the thing. Vinyl records are coming back in style. You think Bob kept any records that are super valuable. I'm not talking things that they meant to keep to gain value, I'm talking hidden treasures.

If there was anything valuable to survive the fire, I'd assume Barb would've known about it and already sold it to help with the credit card debt and mortgage.

I think Chris' C64 setup is the most valuable thing the Chandlers own. Then again, a lot of the stuff is in boxes, untouched for years. Bob did make mention of model ships and oil paintings. Would be a neat video idea for Chris to go through Bob's stuff and show it off. Though it would probably turn into some kind of auction.
 
If there was anything valuable to survive the fire, I'd assume Barb would've known about it and already sold it to help with the credit card debt and mortgage.

I think Chris' C64 setup is the most valuable thing the Chandlers own. Then again, a lot of the stuff is in boxes, untouched for years. Bob did make mention of model ships and oil paintings. Would be a neat video idea for Chris to go through Bob's stuff and show it off. Though it would probably turn into some kind of auction.
That's what I'm talking about though. I'm talking things that Barb didn't know about, or at least know the value of, and that Chris could one day unleash upon the world without actually knowing it's value. I mean, Bob was a racist old white man, but hell, at least he died trying to leave his immediate family with something of value. Who knows what hidden secrets of value he left Barb and Chris with. And better question, how will they deal with those items(if they do exist) when it comes time to sell them?
 
I am only surprised that he hasn't already made these considering how many Funko Pops he's already bought. Also I love that he holds a contest to see which base figures he used with the grand prize being a LIKE from him. Like that something of incredible value. It's almost like a far distant echo of his old Scale of Respect.

Ah, I love it when he inflates his own ego. Each little blow is going to make the needle that will be his mother's death all the more sharp when it finally comes to pop that bubble he's in.

Forget the medallion, what is that purple choker? My estimate is that she went liberal with the acrylics.

I could be wrong and I'm sure someone will correct me if I am, but I think he believes that to be an Infinity Stone. I know he said he was wielder of one at some point or. . .something to that effect.

Has Chris ever thought of sculpting with real clay? With some practice, he could probably make his own custom Funko shit without having to butcher a figurine he bought with the tugboat money his mother didn't steal from him.

Of course he hasn't. That would imply that Chris wants to try and improve his art, which he doesn't. Chris believes that anything he puts out or makes is already perfect because he was the one who made it. It's already a masterpiece, a rare and valuable collectable, and you should be willing to spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars to get it from him now NOW NOW NOW NOW.

Which is why nobody should spend money on Chris.
 
If there was anything valuable to survive the fire, I'd assume Barb would've known about it and already sold it to help with the credit card debt and mortgage.
Mortgage wasn't during Bob's life, the house was fully paid off and he left them a decent-ish nest egg of ~70k. They wasted it on Rob Bell so Barb can be "proven innocent".
 
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