Twitter 9/15 - CWC Funko Pops

[idosometimes]

Of course he hasn't. That would imply that Chris wants to try and improve his art, which he doesn't. Chris believes that anything he puts out or makes is already perfect because he was the one who made it. It's already a masterpiece, a rare and valuable collectable, and you should be willing to spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars to get it from him now NOW NOW NOW NOW.

It is too much work. He is a lazy. and stressed ().

The other reasons is that he only needs a bit of resemblance for him to play pretend. Everything he "improves" looks awful. He is only using it as a way to connect to fantasy world he lives in though. Fantasy world is what is important.

 

[Xanax]

The Sonichu medallion is so fucking grimy jesus christ it looks like he dropped it in a mud puddle and then just put it right back around his neck

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The Sonichu medallion is so fucking grimy jesus christ it looks like he dropped it in a mud puddle and then just put it right back around his neck

Lol, he has dropped it in his butthole.

 

[Gunslinger]

Are you fucking kidding me? Chris has a HUGE nose. It's only outmatched by that crooked ginormous chin.

And here he goes with the Ghost of Christian Past again, trying to distance himself from all that horribly embarassing shit he did. Only problem is he has never stopped doing the horribly embarassing shit. He just thinks he's a better person and in the free and clear because he is a "woman" now.

 

[Lipitor]

Wasn’t he last seen begging for cash and prizes because hurricane Florence was headed their way and they were desperate for food? Then again, he has so many of those things they can probably lash them together and float to safety.

He needs money for the storm that's bending over backwards to avoid charlottesville, but is dead set to hit every single major city on the mid to north east coast.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Why does Present Chris have blue hair?

Because Chris legit thinks he has blue hair and thus looks like Sailor Mercury.

Thing is all he does is prove he doesn't understand basic color mixing because he's naturally blonde, and yellow + blue = green.

 

[Picklechu]

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I could be wrong and I'm sure someone will correct me if I am, but I think he believes that to be an Infinity Stone. I know he said he was wielder of one at some point or. . .something to that effect.

The Captain told Chris that the high school ring was the reality stone to help get him away from the Idea Guys, then, at some point later, Chris made a post about the reality stone actually being inside of him but broken or something. I think the purple thing is some Hyperdimension Neptunia anime tiddy goddess thing.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I think the purple thing is some Hyperdimension Neptunia anime tiddy goddess thing.

He had included one earlier this year, but the one he has now looks like a different piece. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Medallions#Modified_Medallion

 

[deathray44]

I like how the male version is fat while the female version is a more healthy body weight.

 

[James Howlett]

Chris seems more in touch with pre-tranny saga version of himself than usual lately. I wonder if he realizes his life was better then, and easier to profit from than what he's producing in his current form. This is as shit but I would enjoy seeing an end to the Tranny Saga that doesn't involve Chris's death.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Even after watching the Financhu Crisis unfold, it amazes me that, while Chris is constantly on the brink of financial ruin, he still thinks it's fine to spend hours crafting toys to look like himself. That time could've been spent on going down to the Virginia DARS office and inquiring about jobs. Instead he'll keep trying to live out his childhood even as he's nearing 40.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Even after watching the Financhu Crisis unfold, it amazes me that, while Chris is constantly on the brink of financial ruin, he still thinks it's fine to spend hours crafting toys to look like himself. That time could've been spent on going down to the Virginia DARS office and inquiring about jobs. Instead he'll keep trying to live out his childhood even as he's nearing 40.

Exactly. He seems to have a knack for building toy boxes.

Why not just do that as a job? Stand in an assembly line. No one bothers you. You make money.

 

[Mason Verger]

Exactly. He seems to have a knack for building toy boxes.

Why not just do that as a job? Stand in an assembly line. No one bothers you. You make money.

That's literally the kind of job Arc mentally disabled enrichment programs provide.

They don't get paid much, but they do get paid and he'd be out of the house 5 days a week.

And all those reasons are why he's never take part in that.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

One thing I love about Chris' art is how he makes things harder for himself at every turn. Like almost all funko pops have identical faces and he just had to use the one with a big nose. The one that took the least amount of work ended up looking the best.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Because he is autistic and needs to cover his baldspot lol

Chris' autistic face blindness shows him Sailor Neptune rather than Sailor Benjamin Franklin.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris is going to make one of these for every fucking Sonichu isn't he?

 

[Corn Sake]

Now that you mention it, a fine grit sandpaper would have taken some of the roughness off of Old Chris' face.

No wonder it looks half-finished, Chris is allergic to effort and hard work.

 

[Red Sun]

Funko Pops in 2018.... really?

To be fair, we are on the Chris subforum in 2018.

This just makes me wonder if there are any genuine classics within the hoard. I'm not talking Chris-related or Sonichu crap. I'm talking some actual stuff that like, the American Pickers would lose their minds over. Like you think Barb or Bob have any legit, and I mean LEGIT treasures tucked away?

Didn't they dig up like an old Kiss fan club folder that was actually worth a few hundred dollars? I mean, it probably wasn't worth anything after the time in the hoard. The same is probably true of anything else of value they might have buried somewhere. Collectors don't like it when the frivolties they choose to blow money on are covered in filth and dog hair. Anybody who will pay money for their shit is doing it because it belonged to Chris.

 

[The Fool]

I don't even want to know how he got rid of the nose. He doesn't have a handheld dremel and I don't even think he knows how to file the vinyl down. I can just imagine him taking a box cutter to it like a maniac and somehow not slicing his fingers off.

Instead he'll keep trying to live out his childhood even as he's nearing 40.

It's something to think about if he's trying more to live as a child or to just shut out all the messy complication of money and debt and responsibilities. Adults can live out their childhood while still being responsible, there's a whole "profession" lego scene with functioning adults building cool shit, and I've seen a lot of old ladies make really nice things out of polymer clay. I guess he really is that scared of adult responsibilities.

 

[GloryHole]

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For some reason that copyright tag that Chris seems to put on everything never gets old to me. Always makes me chuckle at least.