Twitter 9/15 - CWC Funko Pops

anephric said:
You can look at a day in the life of Chris and see if you sued him, you’d never get anything from it. You can’t divide by zero, man.
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Well yeah because it all just goes back into toys and legos and funkopops that he is going to modify.
Buck Mullet said:
The money Chris has made from Sonichu is crumbs to multimillion dollar corporations.
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Yeah but do you think these companies are aware of him? Like some ween or something tried to make Miyamoto aware of him?
 
GloryHole said:
Yeah but do you think these companies are aware of him? Like some I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or something tried to make Miyamoto aware of him?
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This is the closest info we have that SEGA is aware of Sonichu, from the Cwcki:

Even then, it's just one employee working in merchandise.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
This is the closest info we have that SEGA is aware of Sonichu, from the Cwcki:

Even then, it's just one employee working in merchandise.
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Man the reaction of both of those Sega employees when Sonichu was brought up... I hope Chris never has to see that...
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
He did. He commented about how pissed he was and then filed it under a playlist named "Trolling Stupid."

http://archive.is/4Lxdx
http://archive.is/AcBQv
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Man I have followed Chris since his Future Message video over a decade ago, and I've monitored the Farms since it was created. And I finally made an account yesterday, and this is the first I have heard of Chris's awareness to this event. Thank you for bearing with me.
 
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GloryHole said:
Well yeah because it all just goes back into toys and legos and funkopops that he is going to modify.
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Chris hasn't really made that much. It may be a lot for normal people but big companies can fart out 20 to 50 grand in just a few seconds.
If it were the only income he had, Chris would be fucked.
 
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Agent Toucan said:
If only Funko made a Nurgle POP... that would be the only way to have a True and Honest base for CWC.
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People here always link Chris to nurgle but to me he is more like tzeentch, baffling as fuck and no one but him knows what the fuck is going on, there may be a master plan in the works but you need to be the god of autism to understand it.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
People here always link Chris to nurgle but to me he is more like tzeentch, baffling as fuck and no one but him knows what the fuck is going on, there may be a master plan in the works but you need to be the god of autism to understand it.
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I dunno, given how Chris treats his creations as his 'children' when they aren't explicitly just alt. universe versions of himself and the Sonichus (or at least the main one) calls him father because Chris was weirdly obsessed with that godawful American Rabbit shitshow, that lines up with how the minions of Nurgle all call him by paternal affectionate names.

That, and Chris lives in a shithole house full of junk that may or may not have been damaged and then retained from a house fire, unhousebroken pet animals that shit and piss everywhere, and Barb looks like she could keel over any day now. Also, Chris is convinced his Commodore 64 is in fact some kind of waifu goddess and Nurgle ALSO happens to have a captive goddess in his domain.

He also carved a hole into his taint TWICE and it got really, really nasty and for the longest time Chris refused to get it treated because it was his 'soul vagina'. So, just my 2 cents, but Chris having grotesquely distorted his own body and living a rather grotesque, if unhygenic if nothing else, lifestyle, lines up more with the literal sentient pile of snot and disease than Warhammer's version of Gigyas.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I dunno, given how Chris treats his creations as his 'children' when they aren't explicitly just alt. universe versions of himself and the Sonichus (or at least the main one) calls him father because Chris was weirdly obsessed with that godawful American Rabbit shitshow, that lines up with how the minions of Nurgle all call him by paternal affectionate names.

That, and Chris lives in a shithole house full of junk that may or may not have been damaged and then retained from a house fire, unhousebroken pet animals that shit and piss everywhere, and Barb looks like she could keel over any day now. Also, Chris is convinced his Commodore 64 is in fact some kind of waifu goddess and Nurgle ALSO happens to have a captive goddess in his domain.

He also carved a hole into his taint TWICE and it got really, really nasty and for the longest time Chris refused to get it treated because it was his 'soul vagina'. So, just my 2 cents, but Chris having grotesquely distorted his own body and living a rather grotesque, if unhygenic if nothing else, lifestyle, lines up more with the literal sentient pile of snot and disease than Warhammer's version of Gigyas.
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There is also his belief in magic powers, a distorted sense of self worth, cryptic plans and bullshit (pittsburgh pirates) only he can understand as well as all of his lies and deceit. His body may be marked by the Lord of pestilence and decay but his mind belongs to the Lord of change, his swing from "stay straight" to a bisexual tranny is a cruel joke that would have driven old Chris to suicide, papa nurgle tends to love his children but tzeentch is the ultimate troll.
 
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GloryHole said:
Well yeah because it all just goes back into toys and legos and funkopops that he is going to modify.

Yeah but do you think these companies are aware of him? Like some I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or something tried to make Miyamoto aware of him?
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The Sonic Twitter account made some vague reference to Sonichu but that's literally just some guy paid to make Sonic memes.
 
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Deadpool said:
What about the X-Men villain Blob? He'd work well, did they make a funko of him? (I don't care enough to google it tbh)
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Minor problem - the Blob is muscular as well as lard-arsed. Chris would need to take just the torso, and replace the arms and legs with toothpicks (and the head with a mouldy spud).
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
The Sonic Twitter account made some vague reference to Sonichu but that's literally just some guy paid to make Sonic memes.
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Yeah, he made some comment or two during the Blarms Debacle and chris convinced himself that it was a troll account. The writer of the “Mark the tapir” (which is a riff on the Mark Taper Forum in LA, which puts on snooty plays next to the Opera Hall) episode of “Sonic Boom” made a joke about Sonichu on his Twitter account. They’re aware, they just don’t care enough to send a C&D plus he’s free writer’s fodder.
 
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