Twitter 9/15 - CWC Funko Pops

[Nurse Ratchet]

What's funny is that the "female" one is probably the best looking physical object Chris has ever made only because he barely needed to alter anything to get what he wanted.

"Made".. lolololol.

The only thing he "made" in this latest round of Chris Creates Religious Iconography of Himself While Arguably Battling a Grand Mal Seizure are the microbes of conjunctivitis that are inextricably smashed in between filthy crusty dog hairs in the water-soluble prison of fake clay he has literally slapped across the face of someone else's intellectual property. Yet again.

But hey cool.. the blue-haired thing doesn't have a botched clitoridectomy on its face.

 

[The Fool]

There is also his belief in magic powers, a distorted sense of self worth, cryptic plans and bullshit (pittsburgh pirates) only he can understand as well as all of his lies and deceit. His body may be marked by the Lord of pestilence and decay but his mind belongs to the Lord of change, his swing from "stay straight" to a bisexual tranny is a cruel joke that would have driven old Chris to suicide, papa nurgle tends to love his children but tzeentch is the ultimate troll.

I think his mind would be more Slaanesh, personally. Especially the whole "I'm the most perfect being in the universe" and "The only point of existing is to consume"
Definitely Nurgle body and environment, though.

 

[JULAY]

Spoiler

He just keeps getting fatter, doesn't he?

 

[Bryan Magee]

"Made".. lolololol.

The only thing he "made" in this latest round of Chris Creates Religious Iconography of Himself While Arguably Battling a Grand Mal Seizure are the microbes of conjunctivitis that are inextricably smashed in between filthy crusty dog hairs in the water-soluble prison of fake clay he has literally slapped across the face of someone else's intellectual property. Yet again.

But hey cool.. the blue-haired thing doesn't have a botched clitoridectomy on its face.

Parts of this quote should be added to random.txt.

 

[DCM90]

Spoiler

He just keeps getting fatter, doesn't he?

But he does his daily cardio by jogging 4 miles a day to the mail post. Plus his organic light taco bell edibles are low carbs.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Lol, I was trying to copy his style as closely as possible while using a more realistic model as a base. I might make a semi-competent one later with the same model, but don't really feel like it right now.

I think you're selling yourself woefully short.. that MS Paint drawing is better than anything I've ever seen him draw, and both of you draw better that I do.

 

[Forever Train Engineer]

Lets be real y'all, we knew this was gonna happen at one point or another, with Chris's huge ass ego

 

[Deadpool]

People always talk about what deity from warhammer Chris is. You're all wrong. Chris is just Pokey from Earthbound.

 

[Bryan Magee]

He just keeps getting fatter, doesn't he?

Fuck Chris, the fat fuck. I fucking hate him so much. I hope he gets so fat that he suffocates and dies in his own poop, and that the poop fumes react with his corpse and explode, burning the house down again with Barb inside, and that the subsequent house crater causes Patti to slide out of her grave and onto Chris's dead, autistic, poop-smeared dick. Fuck Chris and his fat! I hate him so much, goddamnit!!1!!1!!!

Am I shitposting correctly?
Sorry, I'm new to this.
Please be gentle.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Am I shitposting correctly?
Sorry, I'm new to this.
Please be gentle.

You forgot to mention that he's literally gay Hitler. Otherwise 5/7 perfect score

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

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I made a mockup, tried to be as true to the original style as possible, while still being semi-realistic. (Edit: hence the hair line)

The shirt looks too clean and the jeans aren’t soiled. Other than that it’s pretty dead on

 

[SweetTransvestite]

It's possible he holds a paintbrush like he holds his pens.

I read that as "he holds his penis". Thats not an image I needed today

Edit - yep someone already made this comparison.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Does Chris think Funko Pops are cartoon characters that live in the sister dimension?

 

[The Fool]

Does Chris think Funko Pops are cartoon characters that live in the sister dimension?

If he can actually understand they're only caricatures and not separate characters, I'll be genuinely impressed at his cognitive development.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Chris is just Pokey from Earthbound.

Fat, Check
Childish and self-centered, Check
Founds a city where he rules supreme and the area around it, Check

 

[Mr. 0]

If he can actually understand they're only caricatures and not separate characters, I'll be genuinely impressed at his cognitive development.

If this happens it will turn out to be a fluke that will be negated within 5 minutes by something else stupid he says.

 

[liquid_cash]

It kinda looks like that SCP doll thingy

Teh "NOSE" itself could be a nice SCP entry

 

[Raiken]

Spoiler

He just keeps getting fatter, doesn't he?

Got to love how the tiara made for 8 year old girls is wraping around his head and digging into his forhead fat.

 

[liquid_cash]

I'll just leave this here...

Nyet that is Harambe on his face

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

You forgot to mention that he's literally gay Hitler. Otherwise 5/7 perfect score

Don't forget to mention that you could create much better Funko Pops in a fraction of the time. Oh, and you're happily married and have great sex while Chris is totally still a virgin, right guys???
Back on topic, I wonder if Chris chose the "past self" figure because its arm is in a certain pose. Maybe it's the closest he could find to his "astral projection" gesture? Maybe it'll be the next Sanic Totem and someone will buy it for $1600? Who knows?