CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION #Tycegate

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Well I can't wait to see what kind of "merch" Jace and Tyce have to offer. We might get to see a return of that duct-tape flak vest from that stream where Jace played Five Fingered Denny's.

On a side note, does anyone have any guesses as to what went down with Tyce, the "catana" and the YMCA? He walked in with a sword, that much is known, but I feel like there's more to the story than just that.
 
I'm no landlord, but I know the one thing worse than renting out a room to a crazy drunk vomiting person is renting a room to two crazy drunk vomiting people.
 
Burned Man said:
That line about getting formal jobs only to immediately say that he isn't getting a real job cracks me up. Damn I need to be a bigger asshole so my Dad gives me $400 a month to leave him alone. Come on FAN let them move in. You could intellectually spar with Jace everyday and slowly lose your sanity as his all night retching keeps you up and the Tycenado tears through your home. But seriously I'm just sorry that you tried to help Jace only for him to resent you for it.
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FAN would get murdered in his sleep, if he didn't kill himself first.

If Jace wanted to convince FAN, he should stream Sims again and demonstrate how him, Tyce and FAN would live together. What could possibly go wrong?
 
Yeah, I just don't know where people get the idea that Jace might "be in possession". That was tobacco on every livestream.
 
Konstantinos said:
On a side note, does anyone have any guesses as to what went down with Tyce, the "catana" and the YMCA? He walked in with a sword, that much is known
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No it isn't.

All we know is he hashtagged it with "#catana" and that could mean anything from him walking in with a sword to him vaguely threatening people with swords as as a result of getting busted for something non-sword related. Tyce is never a reliable narrator, and not just because he's illiterate.
 
Varis said:
FAN would get murdered in his sleep, if he didn't kill himself first.

If Jace wanted to convince FAN, he should stream Sims again and demonstrate how him, Tyce and FAN would live together. What could possibly go wrong?
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"That faggot Matt has put us on garbage duty all week. It's fucking unrealistic for us to have to go around and pick up all the trashbags and like, put them outside. Don't we have taxes for people to do that?" Jace says, exasperated, obviously not bothered by the black bags piling around his modest apartment he can barely keep afloat with his welfare money and stipends. The smell of which has gotten the neighbors to complain and, consequently, LL FAN decides to teach them a lesson by making them deal with the stench directly, throughout all of the block, to let them know what the neighbors are dealing with because of them.

"Like, dude, it's too much work. Just thinking about it makes me like..." -Tyce lights a blunt, but lets the lighter keeps on going in Tyce's hand, obviously in both their stoned states they stare at the pretty light, but slowly, they realize that weed isn't the only thing they can blaze.

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FlyAwayNow said:
"That faggot Matt has put us on garbage duty all week. It's fucking unrealistic for us to have to go around and pick up all the trashbags and like, put them outside. Don't we have taxes for people to do that?" Jace says, exasperated, obviously not bothered by the black bags piling around his modest apartment he can barely keep afloat with his welfare money and stipends. The smell of which has gotten the neighbors to complain and, consequently, LL FAN decides to teach them a lesson by making them deal with the stench directly, throughout all of the block, to let them know what the neighbors are dealing with because of them.

"Like, dude, it's too much work. Just thinking about it makes me like..." -Tyce lights a blunt, but lets the lighter keeps on going in Tyce's hand, obviously in both their stoned states they stare at the pretty light, but slowly, they realize that weed isn't the only thing they can blaze.

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You can really tell that you spend a lot of time thinking about this.
 
Varis said:
FAN would get murdered in his sleep, if he didn't kill himself first.

If Jace wanted to convince FAN, he should stream Sims again and demonstrate how him, Tyce and FAN would live together. What could possibly go wrong?
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Lets see now: Jace and Tyce sleep in the same bed, FAN ends up the only Sim employed after Jace gets kicked out of the marines for gaming instead of going to work, Jace starts making a grilled cheese sandwich but abandons it to murder FAN after the chat convinces him that he's trying to Islamicly brainwash Deagle Nation, the house burns down...
 
Quipy said:
Lets see now: Jace and Tyce sleep in the same bed, FAN ends up the only Sim employed after Jace gets kicked out of the marines for gaming instead of going to work, Jace starts making a grilled cheese sandwich but abandons it to murder FAN after the chat convinces him that he's trying to Islamicly brainwash Deagle Nation, the house burns down...
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I almost want to torrent it myself and do that...
 
Tyce is such a nice kid. Real up standing YOUNG MAN, can't see who wouldn't rent out a place to a kid with the whole world ahead of him.
 
I really wish Tyce came along with Jace while looking for an apartment. Jace in his red Dew vomit-stained suit jacket with his young male companion who reeks of shit and keeps muttering "bitch" as he throws hotwheels down the hallways.

Tyce will abruptly enter the conversation between Jace and the landlord to ask if they accept titanium and gold as rent.
 
OBAMATRON said:
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I wonder where Tyce first heard about jenkem. It's widely renowned as being a hoax so that makes me think he went on the Wikipedia page and didn't read to the part about it being fake or...

Actually, what am I talking about? Tyce reading? Knowing him he probably just went on Google images and deduced that it was real from looking at the pictures.
 
Konstantinos said:
I wonder where Tyce first heard about jenkem. It's widely renowned as being a hoax so that makes me think he went on the Wikipedia page and didn't read to the part about it being fake or...

Actually, what am I talking about? Tyce reading? Knowing him he probably just went on Google images and deduced that it was real from looking at the pictures.
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IIRC, it popped up after I made fun of a Tyce tweet and said he should use #Jenkem. A few days later Jace says Tyce huffs jenkem all the time and Jace did it a few times. I hope I don't sound smug, like I'm trying to take credit. It just came out of left field and I wonder if Tyce isn't just taking us and Jace for a :ruse:. Not that anything else is fake, I just don't trust Tyce. He did something similar when we made a big deal (or big joke) out of his skeletons and all of a sudden he starts tweeting #Skeletonwar shit. Also happened with analchest.
 
Konstantinos said:
I wonder where Tyce first heard about jenkem. It's widely renowned as being a hoax so that makes me think he went on the Wikipedia page and didn't read to the part about it being fake or...

Actually, what am I talking about? Tyce reading? Knowing him he probably just went on Google images and deduced that it was real from looking at the pictures.
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*Tyce muttering as he tries to read*

"Let's see...Google home made highs. OK dude, click the Wiki article. Fuck that's a lot of faggot words. I don't wanna read all that shit, dude. Um...hmm...jenkem? OK, click that. Hmm...stupid faggot words. OK, dude, here's how to make it. I can make it with my own shit? Dude...that's gross. Causes hallucinations, tingly feelings, dude that's tight. So basically I just have to let my shit and piss sit in a bottle for a while? Taahahaha! Dude, that shit's easy! *snickering* Shit's easy. It's funny because It's shit. I need to tell that one to Jace, dude. Hell yeah, bro. Easy high. What's this? The fuck is a hoe-axe? Must be some fancy faggot science word for hella stoned, dude. Stupid faggot words think they're so smart. Think they're better than me. Fuck that, I ain't reading anymore of this gay ass shit. I'mma go make some jenk! Dude, that rhymes. Tight."
 
Cute Anime Girl said:
I hope this means his dad finally found the jenkem farm.
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That or his dad walked in on him huffing his own urine and shit and is now watching him like a hawk. I mean, how do you explain that shit to someone not exposed to retarded corners of the internet? You walk into your son's room, notice you can almost chew the smell of piss and shit only to turn and see your son huffing it out of a jug. What is the proper response to that?
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
That or his dad walked in on him huffing his own urine and shit and is now watching him like a hawk. I mean, how do you explain that shit to someone not exposed to retarded corners of the internet? You walk into your son's room, notice you can almost chew the smell of piss and shit only to turn and see your son huffing it out of a jug. What is the proper response to that?
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At this point he'd just shake his head and drown himself in a hookers tits. He's willing to pay Tyce monthly to get him out of his hair. That says something.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
That or his dad walked in on him huffing his own urine and shit and is now watching him like a hawk. I mean, how do you explain that shit to someone not exposed to retarded corners of the internet? You walk into your son's room, notice you can almost chew the smell of piss and shit only to turn and see your son huffing it out of a jug. What is the proper response to that?
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Slowly back out and close the door. Lock the door. Encase the room in concrete. Bury it deep down under the deserts of Nevada. Place warning signs for future generations never to approach the area.
 
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